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since: 10-19-03, id: 472814, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 22 stories for Devil May Cry, Super Smash Brothers, Viewtiful Joe, Kingdom Hearts, Transformers/Beast Wars, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Magic: The Gathering.

SOUP, THE (noun, adjective) --

1. Metaphorically speaking, the mentally ill, yaoi-addicted, sleep-deprived female author of "formula" slash fiction and fan fiction; 2. The formula based off of soup recipes for yaoi fiction and fan fiction: 1 part fluff = hug me/kiss me/hold me type feelings, be it friends or lovers; 1 part lemon = the "Naughty is nice" stuff; 1 part meat= angst, blood, gore, death and violence.

From ninjawords.com:

soup

(n) : a dish made from various foods which are mixed together in a pot usually with broth and usually cooked

synonyms: composition, situation, position, dish

An actual explainantion behind The Soup: It's an extended metaphor that's used to describe my personality as well as writing style. You can check the books; my penname existed long before the celebrity gossip show of the same name! >:P

Okay, after a few years of being vague and mysterious, I've decided to tell the public a few things about myself. A few favorites: alternative rock and punk music, rainy days, dark chocolate, sleeping in late, yaoi (that's obvious), Coca Cola, and any variation of the color blue. A few dislikes: chin zits, being sick, cockroaches, tornadoes, being ignored, annoying people, and writer's block. That's all for now.


6.1.09 -- Working on typing up all of my handwritten fan fiction accumalated over the school years, since now I'm on summer vacation. Categories: Magic the Gathering, Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, Devil May Cry, Phoenix Wright, Godchild, Final Fantasy X, Jak and Daxter, Kingdom Hearts.

Still working on "The Sacred Somebody" Chapter 7. Looks like that'll be done by the end of this month.

Don't know when "Dance with Life and Death" will be complete... There's a lot of work to be done on that. O_o I promise you that it will be finished, mark my words!


12.6.08 -- Just letting everyone know: "The Sacred Somebody" and "Dance With Life and Death" are NOT being discontinued. Both new chapters are in the planning phase, and writing the first draft of each should begin shortly.

Also, "Dance" will be going through massive re-writes soon, starting from chapter 1 to the newest. This is to eliminate all the horrible mistakes and syntax issues it has currently as well as better integrate the plot with recent Devil May Cry developments. The rewrites are also to improve other elements, such as characterization of Capcom's creations, deeper internal and external conflict, clarify some plot points, and bring in other elements from the anime and novels of DMC.

"Somebody" will be going through massive grammatical overhaul. In other words, I will be replacing currently posted chapters with grammatical updates that it so badly needs, as well as fixed and proper punctuation.

Both stories will not be discontinued. I will force myself to finish them, if I absolutely must! I am not going to let my fans down, and I will not pull the big fanfiction no-no of always starting stories but never finishing them.


I would like to give love to all of my readers and fans, and for those who don't know me or haven't read any of my stories, thank you for checking out my profile. That means a lot to me. You can also check out my other things:

LiveJournal: http://tehsoupie.livejournal.com

DeviantArt: http://the-soup.deviantart.com

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~thesoup

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/metalgear_is_goingdown

Writing.Com: http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/the_soup

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/tehsoupie

Contact:
E-mail: supersmash_master@yahoo.com (for Myspace if you want to add me) or tehsoupie@gmail.com

AIM: Disaster Soup

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1. The Touch reviews
Jace Beleren takes some time to relax himself after a hard day dealing with Tezzeret's demands in the Consortium. M for EXTREME sexual content. Basically PWP, but milder.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete
2. and down came the rain reviews
All their years and trials literally as friends, Phoenix realizes what's been there all along. EdgeyxPhoenix
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-24-09 - Miles E. & Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
3. For What It's Worth reviews
After his adventures in the Carribean, Sora is trapped on the Black Pearl because of his very selfish Captain Jack who needs to learn a lesson... -implied Captain Jack x Sora-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-08 - Sora - Complete
4. The Inevitable reviews
Thundercracker mouths off to Starscream after a mission, and the Air Commander shows him the power of authority, eventually leading them to new grounds. StarscreamxThundercrackerxSkywarp. Slash M rating for smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete
5. melody bird reviews
Skywarp learns his only weakness: the teleporting bird he has somehow befriended implied Starscream x Skywarp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete
6. The Sacred Somebody » reviews
To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. [AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 5-30-06 - Axel & Roxas
7. A Hero In Our Hearts
Heroes and bravery, all in one spiffy metaphorical speech made by Roxas to Sora about being who he truly is... [SoraxLeon, AxelxRoxas, RikuxSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Published: 6-30-07 - Sora & Roxas - Complete
8. one and only reviews
Aeris and Tifa agree to Axel's moneymaking scheme. [AerisxTifa, implied AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-07 - Aerith G. & Tifa - Complete
9. lucky tramp reviews
Luxord challenges a few of his friends to a lovely little game of STRIP POKER... Wait until he loses at his own game! [LuxordxAerithxYuffie!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-07 - Luxord & Aerith G. - Complete
10. In Darkness Shining reviews
Delicious in many ways... [AxelxRiku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-07 - Axel & Riku - Complete
11. Flowers For My Lady reviews
A doomed romance that could have been, which sadly wasn't. [KairixMarluxia]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-07 - Kairi & Marluxia - Complete
12. nervous bleed reviews
Insanity chooses its victims well, as Leon finds himself worrying about never seeing his beloved ever again. [leonxsora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-06 - Leon/Squall L. & Sora - Complete
13. the gift of pants reviews
Roxas has sexy pants and Axel wants a pair. [AxelxRoxas, Nanofic of 55 words]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
14. cocoa reviews
Axel knows chocolate is the ultimate aphrodisiac. [AxelxRoxas, Nanofic of 55 words]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
15. The Answer reviews
[AkuRoku] A nanofiction, which is exactly 55words, of a tender moment between Axel and Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
16. Danger Love reviews
[AkuRoku] A 100word drabble about the love of two Nobodies.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-28-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
17. Living with no Sky reviews
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leaving footprints on our hearts.[RoxasxAxel]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-06 - Roxas & Axel - Complete
18. Truth Lies reviews
Don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth... [AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete
19. A Sad and Terrifying Truth: Bat Boy's Broken Heart reviews
Forgive me, for this story is strange. Alastor won't come out of his dressing room and nobody knows what to do. That's as much as I can give you without you thinking something nasty! NO! THIS IS NOT JoeAlastor fic! NO NO NO NO! Read 2 see
Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-05 - Complete
20. Dance with Life and Death » reviews
Demon slayer Dante has become a father! His 13-year-old daughter, Rena, is every bit like him: cocky, sarcastic, and annoying. The day after her birthday, Rena becomes a hunter and sets out to rescue her mother, with the help of an old friend... Ch.5
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,148 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 2-1-04
21. The Pain I Feel reviews
He's suffered so much. There's no one to talk to, no one who cares. But finally, the people can understand. This is the rockin' roll song, written in Dante's Point of Veiw. Finally, he can be set free from the pain...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-04
22. Shadows, Darkness, and Death » reviews
A life of pain and blood . . . Marth tiders on wiether to kill himself to escape the tragedy of life or to die and rest to the end of time. Final Chapter 2 is up.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete
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