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Author has written 22 stories for Devil May Cry, Super Smash Brothers, Viewtiful Joe, Kingdom Hearts, Transformers/Beast Wars, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Magic: The Gathering. SOUP, THE (noun, adjective) -- 1. Metaphorically speaking, the mentally ill, yaoi-addicted, sleep-deprived female author of "formula" slash fiction and fan fiction; 2. The formula based off of soup recipes for yaoi fiction and fan fiction: 1 part fluff = hug me/kiss me/hold me type feelings, be it friends or lovers; 1 part lemon = the "Naughty is nice" stuff; 1 part meat= angst, blood, gore, death and violence. From ninjawords.com: (n) : a dish made from various foods which are mixed together in a pot usually with broth and usually cooked synonyms: composition, situation, position, dish An actual explainantion behind The Soup: It's an extended metaphor that's used to describe my personality as well as writing style. You can check the books; my penname existed long before the celebrity gossip show of the same name! >:P Okay, after a few years of being vague and mysterious, I've decided to tell the public a few things about myself. A few favorites: alternative rock and punk music, rainy days, dark chocolate, sleeping in late, yaoi (that's obvious), Coca Cola, and any variation of the color blue. A few dislikes: chin zits, being sick, cockroaches, tornadoes, being ignored, annoying people, and writer's block. That's all for now. 6.1.09 -- Working on typing up all of my handwritten fan fiction accumalated over the school years, since now I'm on summer vacation. Categories: Magic the Gathering, Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, Devil May Cry, Phoenix Wright, Godchild, Final Fantasy X, Jak and Daxter, Kingdom Hearts. Still working on "The Sacred Somebody" Chapter 7. Looks like that'll be done by the end of this month. Don't know when "Dance with Life and Death" will be complete... There's a lot of work to be done on that. O_o I promise you that it will be finished, mark my words! 12.6.08 -- Just letting everyone know: "The Sacred Somebody" and "Dance With Life and Death" are NOT being discontinued. Both new chapters are in the planning phase, and writing the first draft of each should begin shortly. Also, "Dance" will be going through massive re-writes soon, starting from chapter 1 to the newest. This is to eliminate all the horrible mistakes and syntax issues it has currently as well as better integrate the plot with recent Devil May Cry developments. The rewrites are also to improve other elements, such as characterization of Capcom's creations, deeper internal and external conflict, clarify some plot points, and bring in other elements from the anime and novels of DMC. "Somebody" will be going through massive grammatical overhaul. In other words, I will be replacing currently posted chapters with grammatical updates that it so badly needs, as well as fixed and proper punctuation. Both stories will not be discontinued. I will force myself to finish them, if I absolutely must! I am not going to let my fans down, and I will not pull the big fanfiction no-no of always starting stories but never finishing them. I would like to give love to all of my readers and fans, and for those who don't know me or haven't read any of my stories, thank you for checking out my profile. That means a lot to me. You can also check out my other things: LiveJournal: http://tehsoupie.livejournal.com DeviantArt: http://the-soup.deviantart.com FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~thesoup MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/metalgear_is_goingdown Writing.Com: http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/the_soup YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/tehsoupie Contact: AIM: Disaster Soup | |||||||||||
1. The Touch reviewsJace Beleren takes some time to relax himself after a hard day dealing with Tezzeret's demands in the Consortium. M for EXTREME sexual content. Basically PWP, but milder.Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete2. and down came the rain reviewsAll their years and trials literally as friends, Phoenix realizes what's been there all along. EdgeyxPhoenixPhoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-24-09 - Miles E. & Phoenix W./Nick - Complete3. For What It's Worth reviewsAfter his adventures in the Carribean, Sora is trapped on the Black Pearl because of his very selfish Captain Jack who needs to learn a lesson... -implied Captain Jack x Sora-Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-08 - Sora - Complete4. The Inevitable reviewsThundercracker mouths off to Starscream after a mission, and the Air Commander shows him the power of authority, eventually leading them to new grounds. StarscreamxThundercrackerxSkywarp. Slash M rating for smut.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete5. melody bird reviewsSkywarp learns his only weakness: the teleporting bird he has somehow befriended implied Starscream x SkywarpTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete6. The Sacred Somebody » reviewsTo love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. [AxelxRoxas]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 5-30-06 - Axel & Roxas7. A Hero In Our HeartsHeroes and bravery, all in one spiffy metaphorical speech made by Roxas to Sora about being who he truly is... [SoraxLeon, AxelxRoxas, RikuxSora]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Published: 6-30-07 - Sora & Roxas - Complete8. one and only reviewsAeris and Tifa agree to Axel's moneymaking scheme. [AerisxTifa, implied AxelxRoxas]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-07 - Aerith G. & Tifa - Complete9. lucky tramp reviewsLuxord challenges a few of his friends to a lovely little game of STRIP POKER... Wait until he loses at his own game! [LuxordxAerithxYuffie!]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-07 - Luxord & Aerith G. - Complete10. In Darkness Shining reviewsDelicious in many ways... [AxelxRiku]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-07 - Axel & Riku - Complete11. Flowers For My Lady reviewsA doomed romance that could have been, which sadly wasn't. [KairixMarluxia]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-07 - Kairi & Marluxia - Complete12. nervous bleed reviewsInsanity chooses its victims well, as Leon finds himself worrying about never seeing his beloved ever again. [leonxsora]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-06 - Leon/Squall L. & Sora - Complete13. the gift of pants reviewsRoxas has sexy pants and Axel wants a pair. [AxelxRoxas, Nanofic of 55 words]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete14. cocoa reviewsAxel knows chocolate is the ultimate aphrodisiac. [AxelxRoxas, Nanofic of 55 words]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete15. The Answer reviews[AkuRoku] A nanofiction, which is exactly 55words, of a tender moment between Axel and Roxas.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete16. Danger Love reviews[AkuRoku] A 100word drabble about the love of two Nobodies.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-28-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete17. Living with no Sky reviewsSome people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leaving footprints on our hearts.[RoxasxAxel]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-06 - Roxas & Axel - Complete18. Truth Lies reviewsDon't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth... [AxelxRoxas]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete19. A Sad and Terrifying Truth: Bat Boy's Broken Heart reviewsForgive me, for this story is strange. Alastor won't come out of his dressing room and nobody knows what to do. That's as much as I can give you without you thinking something nasty! NO! THIS IS NOT JoeAlastor fic! NO NO NO NO! Read 2 seeViewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-05 - Complete20. Dance with Life and Death » reviewsDemon slayer Dante has become a father! His 13-year-old daughter, Rena, is every bit like him: cocky, sarcastic, and annoying. The day after her birthday, Rena becomes a hunter and sets out to rescue her mother, with the help of an old friend... Ch.5Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,148 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 2-1-0421. The Pain I Feel reviewsHe's suffered so much. There's no one to talk to, no one who cares. But finally, the people can understand. This is the rockin' roll song, written in Dante's Point of Veiw. Finally, he can be set free from the pain...Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-0422. Shadows, Darkness, and Death » reviewsA life of pain and blood . . . Marth tiders on wiether to kill himself to escape the tragedy of life or to die and rest to the end of time. Final Chapter 2 is up.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete
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