Anyone is welcome to send me an email or instant message...of course the screen name will have to be given out thru email. But I'm open to all.

If it so interests you, I have story ideas listed. If there is one in particular you want to see on the market, drop me a line via private message, email, instant message. And there are some, sadly, that may never make it to beyond an idea. If anyone feels inspired to take one of those ideas to form a story of their own, don't hesitate to drop a line.

I absolutely refuse to read stories involving "mpreg", random crack fics that make no sense, or pedophilia, and any that have atrocious grammar and spelling. I realize I am not perfect with my spelling and grammar, so I do not expect anyone else to be. But if you are going to publish a story for people to read, I consider it simple courtesy to use spell check and fix grammar mistakes. If you have trouble with such things, there are many people, including myself, who would be more than willing to review, proofread, and edit drafts before they are published for widespread viewing. Also, I am not likely to read stories involving characters such as those from Harry Potter or Buffy as normal people in college or something. Part of what makes those characters who they are is their environment. I will read AU (I write quite a bit of it myself). I just never found the appeal of all human or all normal fics.

Oh, and I will never read a "twincest" story from the Boondock Saints section.

I've also recently become obsessed with "Alice", the SyFy mini-series that totally should have lasted longer than 2 episodes. I'm contemplating doing a continuation of sorts because I don't care for the way everything in Wonderland was so neatly patched up. Hatter is hands-down the best character (and quite delicious too) with Charlie following at a close second. So I plan to write some one-shots about them and Alice.

Favorites

These will not all get stories from me because I do not have that kind of time. It's just a little information of what I like, which means what I'll read on the site.

Books/Literature: Memoirs of a Geisha, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce's Tortall Books especially the Immortals series, Terry Brooks (Shannara Series), Kushiel's Legacy Series, The Lord of the Rings, Noble Dead Saga, Jane Austen, Kiesha'ra Series (up thru Falcondance), Stephanie Plum Series, Earth's Children Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Sevenwaters Trilogy, Charles Dickens, The Diary of Anne Frank, William Shakespeare, Children of the Light Isles Series, Vampire Chronicles, Mayfair Witch Chronicles, Princess of Roumania, Green Rider Series, Edgar Allan Poe, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Stephen King's Dark Tower Series

Movies: 300, Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Boondock Saints, King Kong (2005), Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Wanted, Pan's Labryinth, The Orphanage, The Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Equilibrium, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Office Space, Hannibal Rising, The Fifth Element, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Moulin Rouge, The Labryinth, Spider-man 1-3, X-Men Trilogy, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Van Helsing, The Prestige, The Illusionist, War of the Worlds, Quills, Saw I and Saw III, A Clockwork Orange (props to anyone else who knows that one), The Hole, V for Vendetta, American History X, Braveheart, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Serenity, Happy Feet, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Mulan, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Ice Age 1&2, Shrek 1&2, Madagascar, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Hills Have Eyes (only for Aaron Stanford), The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Mummy 1&2, Practical Magic, Enemy at the Gates, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volumes 1&2, From Dusk till Dawn, The Princess Bride, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, Gladiator, Band of Brothers, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Resevoir Dogs, Derailed, King Arthur, The Mask of Zorro, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Dracula 2000, Silent Hill, Stigmata, The 13th Warrior, The Brothers Grimm, Troy, Elizabethtown, Sin City, Lost in Space, The Patriot, Planet of the Apes, Se7en, Legends of the Fall, Interview with the Vampire, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Romeo and Juliet, Don Juan DeMarco, Space Balls, The Dark, Flatliners, Life of Brian, Sweeney Todd, 1408, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life

Television Shows: I don't watch much television anymore. I used to watch Buffy and Angel when they were on air...I used to watch the Simpsons when they were good...When I do watch the telly, I watch Futurama (only reruns, sadly), South Park, Mythbusters, Discovery Channel, Science Channel, Discovery Health Channel, History Channel, Animal Planet, Comedy Central, Nova Series on PBS

Video Games: Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 1&2, Resident Evil 4, Prince of Persia and Warrior Within (haven't played Two Thrones yet), Super Smash Brothers Melee, Final Fantasy X, Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, Hauting Ground, Mario Kart (old school), Banjo and Kazooie (old school again), Guitar Hero (so fucking addicting), SSX Tricky

As for the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I like to work with Faith quite a bit. She's got the most malleable past, and with the whole walking the dark side and coming back...she makes quite the dynamic and interesting character. I like her about the same as Buffy, but one has to admit with Faith there are several other levels to work with in regards to characterization. Plus I have a thing for the wild ones who aren't afraid of a little darkness.

The Captain's Profile

Name: Elyse (pronounced E-leese)

Age: 21

Sex: Female

Nationality: American

Currently: An impoverished college student majoring in biology (the pre-med track). Now, as a science major, I am stuck in labs a lot, and as a pre-med major I have other things that require priority over fanfic writing. This is a hobby for me. I work a lot, especially during the summer since I am poor haha. So, I am sorry if my stories are not updated as often as readers would like, but that's just how it is. If and when I get into medical school in about two years...it will be even worse, I fear.

Story Ideas (the titled ones)

Lost and Found
HP/BtVS Crossover
AU for both
General
Rated T/M
Summary: On the night James and Lily Potter were brutally murdered, their four-year-old daughter Abigail vanished. Their infant son Harry was assumed to be the only survivor, earning him the title of The Boy Who Lived. A few months later, across the Atlantic Ocean, a childless couple adopts a young golden-haired girl of unknown origin. With no memory at all of her past, the girl is raised as Buffy Anne Summers, eventually becoming the Vampire Slayer at fourteen. The summer after her Calling, The Powers That Be realize the girl can no longer be kept ignorant of her true heritage as events are set in motion in both the Magical and Muggle worlds. Buffy's hidden memories are unlocked. Will she reclaim her identity as Abigail Rose Potter, first child of James and Lily Potter? Will she reunite with the brother she had been separated from for almost eleven years? Can she deal with being the Slayer as well as a witch? For the magical and non-magical realms, her choices may make the difference between disaster...or salvation.

The Beginning is the End is the Beginning
LotR/BtVS Crossover
AU for LotR; set after "The Gift" (season 5) of Buffy
General
Rated T/M
Summary: Sometimes the end of one life is merely the beginning of another...

Green and Black
Green Rider Universe
Set slightly before events in Greek Rider-goes through First Rider's Call
Romance/Angst/Drama/Tragedy/Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Rated T
Ereal M'Farthon/Fastion
Summary: He would protect the king with his very life, but it was a Green Rider this Black Shield loved with his heart.

A Strange Attraction
Green Rider Universe
Set after High King's Tomb
Romance/Angst/Drama/Friendship
Rated T
Xandis Amberhill/Beryl Spencer
Summary: He could not explain just what it was that drew him to the formidable Beryl Spencer. To be perfectly honest, she frightened him in more ways than one. She was the opposite of absolutely everything he thought attracted him to a woman. But maybe that was what it was...

The Potter Twins Chronicles
Harry Potter/ Slight Xover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer but only in concepts; not likely any major characters from the show will appear
AU for Harry Potter (majorly)-still follows thru the books and plotline (but still in an AUish way)
General
Rated T
Summary: Orphaned at one, Harry and Sophie Potter never thought they were anything special. Their aunt and uncle had made it a point to keep them under the belief that they were the worthless spawn of two worthless people. For ten years they endure a life of misery with their cruel relatives, believing this to be their fate. When their eleventh birthday comes around, the twins receive letters from a school of magic, unlocking the door to a past they were never told about...to a legacy they never dreamed of...to destinies neither one of them saw coming...

The Riddle of Tom
Harry Potter verse-AU (sort of a prequel to The Potter Twins Chronicles)
Romance/Angst/Drama/Tragedy/Supernatural
Rated T/M
Summary: There are two different sides to every coin...there is a bright mirror and a dark mirror. Tom Marvolo Riddle was doomed to a miserable life. He was abused emotionally, physically, and sexually by his peers and the adults who were supposed to take care of him. In an effort to shield himself from his daily torment, an alternative identity emerges that feeds on Tom's anger, fear, and hatred. When Tom is rescued by Professor Dumbledore and taken to Hogwarts, he learns what he truly is and what he is capable of. It is there he meets Jillian Evans, a shy muggle-born witch, whose love may have the potential to save Tom from the entity within himself called Voldemort...

Saints, Sinners and Slayers (Tentative Title)
BtVS/The Boondock Saints (Post-Chosen, post movie/AU for movie since it happens in 2006 instead of 1999, story begins in early 2007)
Action/Adventure/Drama/Angst/Romance/Supernatural
Rated T/M

Summary: The MacManuses--the Saints of South Boston--have claimed their domain and all who cross over into true corruption and evil have paid the price. Over a year since they began their God-given quest to hunt down and kill evil men a new breed of evil has arisen in Boston. Unbeknownst to the MacManus men, a new Mafia boss has come to town, one whose family carries a long and secret history of the black arts. He summons a demon called Dhamalis out of the ether between dimensions where he had been banished by the gods of an Irish priestess, who was also the reigning Vampire Slayer, 1500 years ago. With this demon's power at his command, he begins wiping out his competitors and their families in the cruelest of ways. His ultimate goal: raise up the Old Ones, the demons who walked the Earth in the earliest of times. With Dhamalis's help and adequate blood sacrifices, he can accomplish this. This evil cannot be vanquished by the Saints alone, who, at the heart of it, are only men. This will take the work of another breed of holy warriors, ones who were created to fight another type of evil. The Saints must join forces with a group of powerful women who call themselves the Slayers.

Arda's Albatross (Tentative Title)
Crossover of Firefly/Serenity with The Lord of the Rings
Set a few years before TFOTR and after Serenity
General
Rated T
Summary: Seventeen-year-old River Tam ends up in Middle-earth...where she finds an unexpected niche with the beautiful, immortal race of elves.

Stolen
Syfy "Alice"
Alternate Ending One-Shot
Tragedy/Romance/Angst/Supernatural
Rated T
Hatter/Alice
Summary: What if Alice's father failed to see Walrus aiming the gun at them? Character Death warning, obviously. Alternates between Alice, Hatter, and Carpenter/Robert's POV.

New Experiences
Syfy "Alice"
Set during and after the mini-series
One-Shots
General
Rated T
Hatter/Alice
Summary: Hatter POV: Alice and her world offer him a whole host of new experiences.

Under the Hat
SyFy "Alice"
General
Rated T
Hatter/Alice
Summary: The entire story from Hatter's perspective.

Undercurrents
SyFy "Alice"
Humor/Friendship/Romance/Angst
One-shot set during mini-series
Rated K+...maybe T
Hatter/Alice, Hatter/Charlie friendship
Summary: He may have been over 150 years old and slightly out of touch with reality, but Charlie knew love when he saw it.

The Definition of Irony
SyFy "Alice"
Angst/Romance/Friendship
One-shot set during mini-series
Rated T
Hatter/Alice
Summary: "You know, Hatter, the Looking Glass was never intended to be looked at all day." Jack Heart reluctantly gives the former Tea Shop owner a nudge in the right direction.

A Slayer in Wonderland
SyFy "Alice" (AU) Crossover with BtVS
General
Rated T/M
Hatter/Alice (eventually)
Summary: Alice Hamilton, a veteran Vampire Slayer, finds herself in an unusual situation after her boyfriend Jack Chase is kidnapped. In an attempt to rescue him, she ends up in Wonderland, right in the middle of a political quagmire where revolution is brewing and human emotions are a black market commodity. A smarmy but annoyingly charming and handsome tea shop owner/double agent, a lone white knight somewhat removed from reality, a psychotic queen with a penchant for beheading, and an assassin with a robotic rabbit head...nothing a Slayer can't handle. So long as she keeps her feet no more than six feet above ground.

Random Quotes

Me: Breathing makes me hungry.
My friend Ally: Breeding?!
Me: Well, that too...but I said breathing.

My friend Leah: a good percentage of American guys anyway
Me: yeah...like 99.99 percent of them
Leah: and that leaves how many left?
Me: not very many at all...
Me: those without hands...the paralyzed
Leah: haha
Me: god I'm horrible
-scholarly discussion on the statistics of masturbation via AIM

Marge: "Whatever happened to 'please and thank-you'?"
Homer: "I think they killed each other. You know...one of those murder-suicide deals."
-The Simpsons

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage "The Mythbusters"

"Love as thou wilt."
-Blessed Elua's Commandment from the Kushiel's Legacy Series

"When Love cast me out it was Cruelty who took pity on me."
-Phedre no Delaunay "Kushiel's Dart"