| Zork the Unbearable |
Author has written 6 stories for Stargate: SG-1. Once Again Thought I'd re write this. Though I am still Zork I feel I am not longer Unbearable, Just mildly Annoying, but as it would take just way too much effort on my part to change me name i decided to stick with ZOrk the Unbearable, you the veiwers at home can reprogram your puny brains instead. Now lets see what has been happening in this world, hmmmmm. Ah yes the alien invasion is coming along quite swimmingly and soon all the human race will be slaves to the Immortals. I have recently rekindled my love of Enid Blyton and shall soon own all 21 famous five books, you see i don't count those written by others, and i shall soon write famous five fanfiction. ONCE AGAIN DANIEL JACKSON IS DEAD ~ strange thing this isn't really a spoiler it has happened that many times! I blame the immortals, those scamps. Well I must be off, I have some feilds of flowers to skip merrily through then set alight, oh it will be ever so much fun! "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" " | |||||||
1. SG1 Go a Plunderin' reviewsIn tribute to International Talk Like A Pirate Day Sept 19th, SG-1 go for a nice boat trip.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-042. The yet to be named fic reviewsIts PG just incase, I can't remember anything in appropriate but you never know! ANyways I can't remember the story to well even though I wrote it the smornin, so you will just have to read and review.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-043. It is too hot today reviewsIt is just too hot to write a summary. Both here and at the SGCStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-17-044. A Bit of Randomness reviewsPG- for alchohol usage. I like randomness and I can't remember what I wrote in here, but it does include blue jello!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-045. Oh no! Stargate and Monty Python Don't Mix reviewsA sequel to Why Danny got Kicked off the TEam, but can be a stand alone. Don't read if you don't know Monty Python as you will die from randomness.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-046. Why Danny gets Kicked off the Team reviewsWritten by Zork the Unbearable while on a Coca-Cola induced sugar and caffeine high. The reason why Daniel Jackson gets kicked off SG-1.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-04 - Jackson, D.