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| tikitikirevenge |
Author has written 32 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, and de Blob. tikitikirevenge is a male Australian student born in the early nineties who has an account on FanFiction.Net. When he gets around to updating said account, he writes about himself in third person. He thinks that's comedic gold. Everyone else is too nice to tell him otherwise. Tiki has never deleted any of his stories. (The admins did delete one, which to be fair was a bad parody - think 'My Immortal' but lazier.) As a result, there are a lot of old trashy stories on this page. Chances are that if you read anything written before '07, it's horrid. Everything else is also horrid, just not quite as much. Links (newest first): - epic "Dawn of the Final Day" art scene by Starburstia - awesome Insomnia marker sketches by Sifl-Senpai - FF.net cover image adapted from a winterknight painting | |||||||
1. Insomnia » reviewsSun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,294 - Reviews: 849 - Updated: 10-4-12 - Published: 5-10-08 - Link & Tatl2. untitled navi tatl reviewsIn which Navi and Tatl meet.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-12 - Navi & Tatl3. Girl and Wolf reviewsOneshot. The girl's eyes flit from shadow to empty shadow. Nothing moves. Nothing in Ordon has moved at night for months.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-09 - Complete4. DB 606 » reviewsFive varied pieces of amateur poetry. Sonnets, haikus, rap battles, and more!de Blob - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-12-09 - Complete5. Extinction Quotient reviewsA man tries to escape Death herself.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-24-096. Back of the Bar » reviewsTP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,947 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete7. Food Talk with Kirby! reviewsKirby, a food critic? Oh, how hilarious I am. NOTE: rated for explicit language like "go jump in a lake and die" and explicit violence like jumping in a lake and dying. READ AND REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PEOPLE!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete8. Atheists in foxholes reviewsOneshot. What kinds of stories do cornered soldiers tell?Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-23-08 - Complete9. Evil's Bane » reviewsLong in Hyrule's past, the Master Sword was forged by human hands. This is that story and others: how people from all walks of life changed history.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 5-31-0710. Winter Days » reviewsIt's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete11. MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL reviewsMidna is worse than Sonic, Midna is ugly, Midna is a stupid name, Midna is the worst Zelda character ever, Midna ate my dog, Midna is way overpowered, Midna made TP suck, and therefore MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL. It's slightly random. Slightly. R&R.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete12. 25 » reviewsEverybody dies – 25 people are about to discover how mortal they are. Comedy, evil, and tragedy come together. Who will be killed? Who is the killer? They know it's one of them…Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 12-5-05 - Complete13. Mary Sue Millionth Anniversary! » reviewsA new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY, U FLAMERS! Sixth chapter! READ AND REVIEW BEFORE IT'S DELETED!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete14. Psychosis reviewsMy name is Samus Aran. This is not a diary, it is a story. This is not the story of my life, it is the story of your death.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete15. Ultimate Weapon of the Chozo » reviewsThough a peaceful people, their final legacy was one of destruction. As the war between the Pirates and the GF increases in intensity over a fabled weapon, the personal war between Aran and Ridley becomes deadly.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-18-0616. Antimatter » reviewsThe real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 6-14-05 - Complete17. Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box » reviewsKirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete18. Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits » reviewsThey don't fight crime, they… actually, I have no idea. But can they maintain their secret identities while… you know what? Just read the stupid story. And review. Reviews are good.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 7-6-06 - Complete19. SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING STATUE reviewsOH MY GAWD THIS STORY IS SO TOTALLY SERIOUS I COAUTHORED IT WITH HOOGI OMG IM WRITING IN CAPITALS AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION DONT THAT MAKE ME LEET? Oops... question mark.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete20. omg! T3H TYP1CAL SUPR SMASH 13R05 T0URNM3NT ST0RY » reviewsOh no, oh no, the Smash Bros. are caught in Master Hand's plot to make this typically terrible and illogical story get lots of positive feedback: will they ever stop him in time? Note: this is so boring that you can read chapters out of order! R&R?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 5-1-05 - Complete21. Metroid conFusion » reviewsSamus returns to Zebes to find that it wasn't destroyed. Ridley plots something evil involving broccoli, while on the other side of the planet the Geemers launch a revolt! No, I don't understand either. That's probably why it's discontinued.Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 7-22-06 - Published: 7-30-05 - Complete22. WTF? » reviewsMarySue That's right Wigglytuff is the newest Smash Brother! But how will she cope with the challengers of being a Smash Brother and everyone hating her? WTFxMarth, WTFxLink, WTFxMario, WTFxEveryGuyInSSB. This is certainly not a parody, no sir.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 5-22-06 - Complete23. OMFG KAOS » reviewsBy me and hoogi. Master Hand makes all the Smash Brothers kill each other. The end. Woo. Read and review.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete24. Kirby's Live Magic Show! » reviewsKirby 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. COMPLETE!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 6-11-06 - Complete25. The Meta Knight and Wario Reject Show! reviews[SSBB] Meta Knight and Wario start a Tv show where they moan about how they don't appear in SSBB fics. Then they die in an angsty way. The end. Read and review.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-13-06 - Complete26. Dr Weirdlove » reviewsor, 'How I learnt to stop worrying and love the romance fic'. ZeldaxDK! AdelinexPaula! Dark MatterxMewtwo! KirbyxPeach! AndrossxM. Brain! Read and review, this is HUMOUR, etc. [Oh, and it's discontinued... for fairly obvious reasons. Like quality.]Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 6-20-05 - Complete27. Light and Dark reviewsA collection of vaguely related, light hearted drabbles about the events in Amazing Mirror. Warning: trace elements of light humour. Consider yourself warned. Read and review. Three word sentence. Pop.Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete28. Autumn Days » reviewsThe Smashers are trapped in the house! The perpetrator of evilishness is revealed! The universe is collapsing! WILL I EVER GIVE THIS STORY A RESOLUTION? Hint: complete!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 4-20-05 - Complete29. The Apple Tree War » reviewsA comedy of apples.Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete30. Hercule Poirot's Christmas » reviewsFinally! It's over! I'm not writing for HPC any more! Ever! Or ever! That's never! I bet you want me to shut up! Well I won't! Or will I? Read this story! Ignore the bad writing! And the exclamation marks!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 12-4-04 - Complete31. Summer Days » reviewsThe Smashers all spontaneously combust. CHAPTER 7 NOW UP: Mario and Bowser face each other in a super climax. Its kewl. l33t w00t w00t SOnic iS in It!111 lol :oSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 10-27-04 - Complete32. How to write an OC Story » reviewsIf you wish to write an XMen fanfiction with an OC, follow these guidelines to make it as lame as possible. NEW CHAPTER I know the whole sort by update thing makes it obvious, but...X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 11-14-03 - Complete
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