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| Missie DuCaine |
Author has written 68 stories for Matrix, Batman Beyond, X-Men: The Movie, Mighty Ducks, Book X-overs, Dragon Ball Z, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-overs, Naruto, Sky High, 6teen, Covenant, Misc. Books, Murder by Numbers, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Battle Royale, Goonies, Hogan's Heroes, Buffy X-overs, Movie X-overs, Supernatural, Misc. Games, Mortal Instruments, and Push. Who am I? I am a twenty four year old with an Honours degree in English and History, and a Bachelor of Education degree. I am a graduate student, completing my History Masters, and will hopefully be doing a PhD next year as well - I plan to eventually be a University English Professor. (A scary prospect, I know.) I do academic research on fanfiction for school, for the professor I work for, and also for my Masters. Yes, my Masters thesis will be on fanfiction. So I take my fic writing pretty darn seriously. I can never claim to be perfect, but I pride myself of characterization, if nothing else. I am an unrepentant slasher. You'll notice a lot of my old stuff isn't really slashy, but then, I've been posting on this site since I was in grade nine. You can hardly blame my tastes for changing... all of my scandalous stuff is on my aff.net account, where you can find me as Closet Skeleton. A lot of my recent work is slash, and as such, if you don't like that, I advise that you read elsewhere. I do not apologize for my slasher tendencies. I've received flames in my years of writing, often for writing about characters who are portrayed as straight in their original texts as being homosexual, or engaging in homosexual activity. I will not apologize for this. I will also not apologize for writing strange fandoms that no one has ever heard of, or for writing unpopular things in the more common fandoms. I don't really read a lot of fanfiction, anymore, so I have no idea what the "fanon" is for any of these fandoms, and I'm not about to adjust what I write in response. I write things as I see them. I have for years, so that's what I'll continue to write. You're more than welcome to express your opinion, if you feel that I have done something that you feel is anti-canonical, or some such, but I reserve the right to maintain my opinions, in spite of your disagreeance, or in spite of the occasional tragically close minded bigot. Remember, folks, you can flame all you want, but this is fiction. Your version of a character I write about may not be the same as mine, but that doesn't matter, because (as I don't write Real People fiction) all of these characters are made up. All of my old stories on here - you know, those over two years old - that I haven't updated are being indefinitely abandoned. I may someday go back to them, but they were old, crappy, and in almost every case, painfully bad. So unless I get request for old stories to be updated, they're abandoned. Sorry, but I don't think anyone was waiting for an update on "The Bats Go Super" anyway. | |||||||
1. Watch Careful Now reviewsWatch!Verse. Nick was beginning to appreciate Cassie's pain.Push - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-09 - Nick G. - Complete2. Watch Me Move reviewsNick didn't know that one could Watch themselves Move. But it was just the water-stains talking to him...Push - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - Nick G. - Complete3. Compass Rose reviewsCSI/Buffy. Sequel to Road Map, Lost. What happens when a picky eater becomes a picky vampire? Slash.Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-08 - Complete4. Hypocrite reviewsMortal Instruments. Simon wants to taste hatred. Jace doesn't want to give it to him.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-08 - Complete5. Convenience reviewsPersona3 He does not want Junpei. But that doesn't stop him. SlashMisc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-08 - Complete6. Ophelia reviewsOphelia was a bride of God. But she listened when the bean sidhe told her that she was wasted on God. OCSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete7. Road Map reviewsCSI/Buffy. Sequel to "Lost". Apparently evil blonde men with cheekbones of doom can kill you. Who knew?Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-08 - Complete8. Tell Me About Your Brother reviewsMissing scene from "Asylum". Sam always needed an opportunity to complain about his brother. Implied suspected Wincest from Doc Eglington .Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-08 - Sam W. - Complete9. Fired Up reviewsSky High/Covenant. It's not Will Stronghold's fault that Caleb Danvers looks like someone he knews...Movie X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete10. Lost reviewsSLASH. CSI/Buffy. Vacationing in a tiny, quiet town sounded like a good idea. Greg Sanders didn't expect to meet someone as strange as this blonde man.Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete11. Cigarette Kisses reviewsSLASH. "I was WORRIED about you, Andrew!" No one called Carter Andrew, except for his mom. And Newkirk.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete12. Tick Tock Mallory's Clock reviewsSLASH. Mallory McMallard's biological time bomb is ticking... but poor Wildwing wants nothing to do with it.Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete13. Road to Hell reviewsSLASH. The road to hell is paved with good intentions - that is, magazine quizzes, Jonesy's advice, and Rent-a-Cop cease-and-decist orders.6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete14. Yearbook reviewsWill/Warren; Josie/Steve. It's good to spend Christmas Eve with family.Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete15. Pups reviewsWarren/Will. Will REALLY wants a pet.Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete16. Nice reviewsWarren/Ethan No, really. "Does anyone ELSE need a date for homecoming?"Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete17. Names reviewsWarren/Will. "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete18. Bowtie reviewsSLASH. Data needs to learn to be a James Bond-esque ladies man. And he wants MIKE to teach him how? That can't be good.Goonies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete19. Best Laid Plans reviewsWarren/Will. People get together in the strangest ways. "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry".Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete20. All's Fair reviewsSLASH All's fair in love and war. And this... this is war.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete21. Situation in Hand reviewsSLASH. At fifteen, Pogue and Tyler weren't very good at directions. Camp Iwanahee Story.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete22. Emergency Break reviewsAt fifteen, Caleb and Pogue tried to go on a road trip. It didn't work so well.Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete23. All Spark Signature » reviewsTransformers Give me the cube, and I'll let you live as my pet. Now Sam knew what Mojo felt like. Alternate Ending.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 7-4-0724. Dear Caleb reviewsSlash. It wasn't like it was something earth shattering. Well, it was, but it still shouldn't be this hard to write.Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete25. All Over Again » reviewsCaleb always said he wasn't his father. Sarah knows this is true... he has twice the temptation.Covenant - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 9-8-0626. Idiot reviewsBobbySt. John. It's always easier to date someone if you can touch them. That's what St. John thinks, anyway.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-07 - Pyro & Iceman - Complete27. Hate reviewsSplash. Some days are good. Some days are bad. Some days I want to cry, too.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete28. Idea reviewsSplash. First dates are a conspiracy to make sure that a second date never happens.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete29. Tension reviewsBobbyStJohn. Xavier always knows best. The best of friendships always start in the Danger Room.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-29-07 - Pyro & Iceman - Complete30. Sweet reviewsWarrenWill. Hand over the chocolate bar, and I won't roast you alive.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete31. Thank You reviewsWarrenWill. Why exactly is Warren apparently a freshman when he's a full year older than the others?Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete32. Popsicle reviewsSplash, WarrenWill. Pudding cup. Cafeteria. Lunchtime. Enough said.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete33. Let Go reviewsWarrenWill. Ice Skating was not fun, it was the invention of a supervillain determined to kill Will Stronghold. He was sure of it.Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete34. Literature reviewsWarrenWill. Well, tell me. You know I read vicariously through you.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete35. Cheque, Please reviewsX2. On the way to the Drake household, Logan decides that they need food. People talk way too much when they're waiting for their food. Slashy goodness.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-29-07 - Iceman & Pyro - Complete36. Get reviewsSplash. They'd all heard the stories about prison. They didn't know they were true.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete37. Chains reviewsWarrenWill. Will was on a mission, and it went horribly, horribly wrong.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete38. Hogwart's Express » reviewsNow boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap. Slashy. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,667 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete39. Two Heads reviewsSheer fluff. Two heads are nearly always better than one.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-07 - Ron W. & Draco M. - Complete40. She Watched reviewsRichardJustin She'd been lying about the video, but there really was one, after all.Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete41. Shallow End reviewsDukeNosedive When you're stuck on earth, your options can be rather limited.Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete42. Say Thrice reviewsBartleby, The Scrivener, by Herman Melville. I am an old man, reader, and I was not young then, but I knew enough to know that my silent Scrivener lacked human contact above all else.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete43. Purple reviewsWillLayla, WillMagenta, WillWarren. o.O Will Stronghold's mind works in mysterious ways.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete44. Pachyderm reviewsSpeedLash There are a lot of different freaks at circuses.Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete45. Little Things reviewsBobbySt. John It's the little things that make you love someone.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-07 - Iceman & Pyro - Complete46. You Gonna Finish That? reviewsBobbySt. John There has to be someone in this mansion with enough money to go in on ordering pizza!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-07 - Iceman & Pyro - Complete47. Don't Kill Me reviewsZackWarren yes, you did read that right Quite frankly, Warren is sick and tired of waiting for Will. So tell him a new one, Glowworm.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-16-07 - Complete48. Forgiven reviewsWarrenWill Will has made a very big mistake, but he can't for the life of him think of what it is.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-16-07 - Complete49. Simulcra reviewsMorpheus says we're free. Baudrillard says we're not. Based on the theories of French philosopher Jean Baudrillard.Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete50. Passes reviewsJude scored backstage passes to Rabid Weasel, and who else is he going to take? WyattJude6teen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete51. The Voices Ceased reviewsWarrenWill. Magenta always was curious, and they were yelling so loudly she couldn't help but stop to listen...Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-5-06 - Complete52. Aye, Aye, Captain! » reviewsCOMPLETE! PostCaribbean Secrets. A choice has been made, and a new life begun. Now we've all got to live with the consequences!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,422 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 7-30-05 - Published: 10-17-03 - Complete53. Alright reviewsWhen Sasuke thought about it, the death of Itachi had not gone the way he had planned it. One Shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-04 - Complete54. Red Eyes reviewsTwice before, he'd seen those eyes nearly close forever for his sake. And that made the difference - because red eyes see things others don't. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-04 - Complete55. Shoot Me Once reviewsINDEFINITELY ABANDONED. If you could live in any fandom, what would it be? An innocent question, with a not quite as innocent anwswer. Why...thousands!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-28-0356. Caribbean Secrets Sequelage! reviewsTrapped in the Caribbean, some lives will be changed forever. And they won't be written unless you decide which one you want! (Caribbean Secrets sequel issues)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-14-0357. Caribbean Secrets » reviewsTwo girls, one gold medallion. I wish it hadn't happened, but can't be happier that it did. Welcome to the Caribbean, lasses. (COMPLETED!)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 405 - Updated: 10-6-03 - Published: 8-23-03 - Complete58. Welcome to Reality reviewsEach Matrix has a One. Neo failed - but he will not let his heir do so as well. The Matrix, after all, is only one part of reality...Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-0359. Mistakes reviewsA convoluted voyage into the mind of a blue-skinned killer. Shes made some mistakes. (Rated for language)X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-03 - Mystique60. Butterfly » reviewsIndefinitely abandoned. She was only an ordinary girl on an ordinary bus until her world exploded, and her purplehaired angel rescued her.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-03 - Trunks61. Ring Games » reviewsINDEFINITELY ABANDONED. Imagine that one of your greatest foes was actually a Ringwraith in disguise, just waiting for the perfect moment to kill two birds with one stone. LOTRMD Three Chapters!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-16-03 - Published: 1-14-0362. Welcome to the Real World » reviewsINDEFINITELY ABANDONED. The saga of Pheonix and Saber, ameteur computer hackers, and their agentreprogramming, wallwalkingthrough, madcap adventures. Chapter One has been fixed! Ie. No more errors or missing parts!Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-19-01 - Published: 3-7-0163. The Price of YouthWhen Dragaunus captures Tanya and Missie and demands that they make him the 'elixer of youth', he gets a whole lot more than bargined for!Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Published: 5-8-0164. That Monster reviewsNewly wed Joy and Duke must face Duke's dark history when his nightmares of the past begin to threaten the present.Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-0165. Born To Be Wildwing reviewsMallory discovers the long hidden secret of Wildwing's past.Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-10-0166. If There Be Monsters reviewsA very short, but quite good story about the truth about monstersMatrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-0167. XTreme Misunderstandings reviewsINDEFINTELY ABANDONED. This is the second story in my series of XMen stories. Felicia is sent to Canada to find Logan, but something goes terribly wrong...X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-0168. The Bats go Super reviewsINDEFINTELY ABANDONED. Batman and the new Batwoman cross paths with jewel theives, and a mysterious reporter that may be alot more than she seems...part 1Batman Beyond - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-7-01
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