I am Reslari. And I am a shameless hypocrite.

Avatar: Yukari is rather unimpressed.

I write for whatever fandom I want to write for, and I don't let anyone tie me to just one. I adore het pairings - crack or canon, they're all good for me.

I will screw with your mind like none other.

I will take you on an emotional rollercoaster with an incomplete track.

I will laugh as it all comes crashing to a halt. As it all comes crashing down.

I would say my current interest lies within the Tsubasa fandom, but the more I wrote for it, the more I wanted to write for CCS. SO GUESS WHAT, I DID. Also: Don't worry, Kingdom Hearts. I'm still brooding over my work for you. My love of the Organization has not died out.

And I will keep you coming back for more

Me: Actually a Female. 19. And I work for Target. Do yourselves all a favor, and don't follow in my footsteps.

But I can not stand when it's done to me

I pride myself on my pacing and characterizations. Everything else is basically immaterial. But then if a fanfiction lacks in either of those departments it's hardly worth reading to me.

Stories:

Kingdom Hearts:

Of The Realm of Gray: It's being overhauled. It'll be back... eventually. Maybe. Probably not. It's just not as funny as I thought. D:

Puppets of Twilight's Heart: This was me thinking 'hey, let's do some random introspective oneshots on the Thirteenth Order members and their interactions with each other'. There's another chapter somewhere along the line. I swear. As soon as I figure out something for Xaldin. He's proving to be very quite hard.

Mission Completed: :sweat: That was... uh... yeah. That was my mind reclusing itself into its filthy little corner and leaking out naughty things. As I've said in the author's note, there are no excuses for that. Don't worry about it, it has nothing to do with anything else, it was just... yeah.

Between the Silences: The second long project I've ever actually truly finished, and my way of giving the finger to everyone who has ever characterized Demyx as an idiot. After four months of working on this, it's over. I know some people are D!ing at me for the ending, but frankly? I'm tired of working on it. I really am. In fact, it wasn't supposed to be half as long and still manage to go to the end of KH2, but it dragged and ground on me, and I had to end it before I took six months between updates, and then just abandoned it. And for those that lack in-depth reading abilities: No. They're not dead. There, I said it. And wouldn't ya know it I drew a picture? Here's your warm and fuzzy

Stuck in Reverse: Ok, so about half way through writing Between the Silences, this scene leaked into my brain. I won't tell you what it is because it'll spoil the rest of this story, but it came up and whacked me on the face. And my muse, being the filthy little thing it is, decided to double-cross and backstab me and start throwing more and more scenes together, using the Somebodies of Demyx and Larxene as its playtoys. And so this story was born. It's made to be read after Between the Silences, but it can stand on its own as a story as well.

Perfection: CRACK ALERT! CRACK ALERT! What happens when I get one of those "List ten characters and then answer questions about them" quiz things on LJ, and one of them involved "A plot device for a romance between number 2 and number 11" 2 and 11 on that list being Demyx and Aerith. And my filthy, dirty, nasty muse getting an idea.

The Crowbar Master: I don't know where it came from either, but it is funny so read it okay? It's got an OC (gasp. And actually, I kinda just sporadically made her up to put in the story.) in it that really does fit the circumstances. Delivery for Xemnas!

Behind the Darkness: Based off a story Mithrigil did. Give her praise and love! Not me. I am unworthy. Hers is amazing D:

and they all lived happily ever after: Because sadists are made, not born.

Spoiled Cuisine: Larxene/Namine tickles my fancy as a pairing. Mostly because it's frighteningly sick and so very psychotically symbiotic. I just thought I'd add my warped mental state to the fandom.

Why Are We Here Again? Once upon a time, I saw a group of Orgy thirteen cosplayers, and my brain decided it wanted to know what the hell would happen were the Organization REALLY at a convention.

Scapegoat: Because, ninety nine percent of the time, whether it's in canon or in fanfiction, what happens is Kairi's fault. She's the damsel in distress? Kingdom Hearts 2 happens. She's a cold, heartless bitch and abandons Sora (no matter how unlikely it is), and/or she's a cheeky fangirl? Sora/Riku. Somehow, I even think that whole Zemyx fad is her fault.

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

A Calamity of Fools: Answering some 'what if' questions - what if R!Syaoran was CCS!Syaoran? What if neither the princess or Xiao can decide who they want? What happens when Admiral Godunov wants to write angst? Find out here! Love - the Calamity of Fools.

Another Day: As of so far this thing's a one shot. I don't have any plans to continue it, but that's tentative. If an actual plot comes up and hits me, I might continue it. As of now, though it's going to stand as a one shot. Written because the whole Hiro/Kisa thing which mirrors the whole Sakura/Syaoran thing from TWO DIFFERENT CANONS was far too amusing to pass up. And because I got the funniest mental image of sheep!Hiro kicking the crap out of Kurogane. For those who are giving me the Leery Eye about C!Syao's characterization, lemme just say... XD I originally intended to write R!Syao in his place, so even though I changed it, my brain was still fighting me against letting Cloneboy be Cloneboy and a couple things smack more of RSyao than him.

Antithesis Rising: He's got no heart, no morality, he's like a Nobody, but extremely animalistic! That's right, I'm talking about Clone-Boy! Fun fact: 8 was alluding to something which I never got around to putting in A Calamity of Fools, partially because I didn't have the time, and partially because I didn't want to push the rating into 'M'.

Card Captor Sakura

Relinquish: Conthpirathy theowies are fun. :D So let go, dear Sakura. Release all that you have ever known and fall into the depths of that which you do not. Who knows what you may find. Adventure? Life-threatening circumstances? Magic? ... Love? Yes, there will be some minor angst, but there will also be some major fluff. If all goes according to plan.

Future Works:

Stuck In Reverse is on a tentative hiatus, to be updated When I Feel Like It.

I am actually working on the next chapter of Relinquish as we speak. :D Tsubasa chapter 201 made me want to really write for those two again. If you don't know why... go find Tsubasa Chapter 201.

PS: BIO LAYOUT CHANGE :3

PPS: ;_; WATANUKI, SAY IT'S NOT TRUE.