My name is Phate. I am a Writer. Read what I write, for you are a Reader.

Disclaimer to End All Disclaimers: See those stories and poems? See the Categories those stories and poems belong to? I don't own them. If I did, I wouldn't write this stupid disclaimer. Why? Because I would own it, and thusly not have to say I didn't. Because that's lying. And lying- unless under certain circumstances- is wrong. Very wrong. Like claiming something belongs to you that doesen't. Which is why I'm writing this. To be specific: I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR YU-GI-OH OR HARRY POTTER OR HOUSE.
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LiveJournal Account: Witty is My Default Setting

27/04/09: ATTENTION ALL READERS OF MY FANFICTION--
Due to college coming to a close and finals rushing at me like a hungry bear,
I'm putting my stuff on a temporary hiatus until about mid-May.This means you
may not see an update from me until about the beginning of June. I'm really
sorry about it. I hate taking so long to update, and I know you all hate waiting
on me. I haven't stopped writing, I just don't have the time to finish anything
at this time. Thank you for taking the time to read this!

11/08/09: ATTENTION, ONCE AGAIN--
I AM ALIVE. I PROMISE. I've just been really, really busy. Come September, both
'The Difference Between Darkness and Shadows' and 'Two-Faced' will be updated,
I swear. I've just been really, really busy. ;-; Thanks for being so patient!!

~SHORT STORIES~

Riku's Announcement- (Kingdom Hearts) Is Riku really gonna Kiss and Tell?

Simple, But Not Clean- (Kingdom Hearts) Riku reflects on why he chose to fight Sora. Definate Spoilers.

Unscrewed- (House) Missing Scene from 'The Greater Good'. Revenge is oh-so-sweet.

Memos- (House) Spoilers for 'SIMPLE EXPLANATION.' At the bottom of House's trash can are three tiny balls of crinkled paper. A fourth is folded in House's front pocket.

~POEMS~

Riku's Sorrow-- (Kingdom Hearts) Riku tells Sora the reasons behind his actions.

TAINTED TRUTH-- (Kingdom Hearts) No one can stop him... Riku is now Whole.

~MULTI-CHAPTER FANFICS~

The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness- (A Yu-Gi-Oh!/Harry Potter Crossover)
-It had been only weeks since the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, where Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, had bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to protect the world from the sinister creature’s return. However, the Death Eaters and their master moved fast, locating an appropriate location to continue their plotting and plans. One of which would not only complicate the lives of the Order of the Phoenix, but of several others as well…
-Updates on every other Wednesday!
-Last Update: March 10, 2009

Two-Faced- (A Yu-Gi-Oh!/House Crossover)
-Ryou Bakura thought it was only the flu. He was wrong. Now House and his team must figure out what is ailing the young Duelist, while trying to figure out if Ryou’s strange, and sometimes violent, mood-swings are part of his symptoms or something else entirely…
-Last Update: April 4, 2009

Craving- (A Post-Series Yu-Gi-Oh Fic)
-Nearly a year has passed since Ya-'Atem' passed on, and things are no easier for Yuugi. However, in Egypt, a truth emerges from the sand, and everyone discovers a mistake they made that night a year ago.
-COMPLETE
-Pairing: Puzzleshipping, Ardentshipping mentioned
-Prequel for the YGONCIS crossover

R.I.C.E. in Reverse- (A House Fic)
-An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
-COMPLETE
-Pairing: House/Wilson, Canon!House/Cuddy

~IDEAS FOR FANFICS~

(Untitled For Now)- (A Yu-Gi-Oh!/NCIS Crossover)
-Takes place in an AU world after the Memory World Arc for YGO (combined Manga-Anime world); sometime within Season Six for NCIS
-While visiting her home at Naval Station Norfolk, Rebecca Hopkins and Yuugi Mutou are attacked by a masked assailant, and Yuugi is hurt. NCIS is brought in to find the criminal. Can they solve the case before the worst occurs?
-Pairing: Puzzleshipping; light Tony x Ziva

(Untitled For Now)- Post-Series YGO
-Discounting GX, everything should be canon all the way through.
-Domino City lives in peace five years after Yami has gone, especially for Jou and Kaiba. However, the peaces is shattered when the Fire Alarm is triggered...
-Pairing: Monochromeshipping (later); others implied but not dwelt on

~FORUMS~

Lavabending: Fire & Earth- My TophxZuko Forum

~ABOUT ME~ (Working on it! XD)

Favorite Pairings
House: Wilson/House, Foreman/Thirteen
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Euroshipping (Kaiba/Ryou), Darkshipping (Yami Yuugi/Yami Bakura), Prideshipping (Yami Yuugi/Kaiba), Puzzleshipping (Yami Yuugi/Yuugi), Replayshipping (Yuugi/Rebecca), Monochromeshipping (Jounouchi/Kaiba)
Harry Potter: Harry/Luna, Harry/Draco, Harry/Cho, Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Viktor

My Squicks- Please Don't Link Me To It
Incest anything.
Dub-con, Non-con
Dom/sub-fics
Character-bashing (unless it's funny)
Student x Teacher
OOCness
Stories that focus on Harry/Ginny (sorry- HBP ruined it for me)

Favorite Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure