AIM: albinovampiress
Hey... welcome to my profile. It's me, Black Mage Leah. If you're wondering, I'm the former Lady Leah of Chaos. That was my penname for a few years, so it's understandable if you can't find me under this one.
I am a sixteen year old gamer from the USA.
I wish I lived in Japan so I could get my games and anime and manga faster.
I love RPGs, TCGs/CCGs, FPSs, side scrollers, MMOs, sims, Naruto, FMA, Rayearth, One Piece, Tamora Pierce, Garth Nix, Terry Goodkind, and many, many other things.
Status Updates On My Stories
Deleted Stories - Sorry, but I simply couldn't bear to look at these ones. Tortall: Meet Sugar High, Alanna and the NotQuiteTechnicolor Dreamcoat.
Bob the Darking and Other Stories - If I think of another little one shot to make, it's possible that this actually will be updated. Feel free to email me ideas.
In Which Stuff Happened - I had so much fun writing the first chapter, but it isn't likely that I'll update.
Mogget and the Seven Bells and Orannis Too - I'll do my best to update this. I had a chapter written that I absolutely loved, but then my computer crashed and I lost it. I'll try to rewrite it, I do love this fic.
Owen and the Rabid Fangirls - I've been trying to update it for a while, but to be honest, I have an awful case of writer's block. Ideas are welcome!
Pressure - It's going to be all one-shots anyway, so I may or may not update it.
Some Random Story - I want to update it, but I started writing this in 7th grade. I'm in 10th grade now. There is only one of the main characters that I'm still friends with, but I'll keep all the characters constant anyway. I'll do my best.
The VSD of Prince Jonathan of Conte - Ch. 2 will be up soon.
Tortallanized Poems - Maybe. Maybe not.
LOL... Here is a randomness short by Leah's Friend Christine Without further ado, I present -
A tale of Two Cities
disclaimer: the title is the only thing pertaining to Charles Dickens. The rest is all Tamora Pierce, Garth Nix, JKRowling, and maybe a bit of Mercedes Lackey/Andre Norton(Halfblood Chronicles or whatever they're called)
Leah: Why are Sam writes on my boardkey?
Christine: Sam not is writing, silly! Writing is Christine!
Leah: WTF? Why are we talking all weird?
Christine: Methinks I doth not know, oh damsel in distress.
LEAH: WTF? you're freaking me out here! (if sam and theresa don't stfu already, i'm gonna kick their faces so hard it will come out their butts!)
Christine: oMY GOD! me to.
Leah: this isn't a fic, its got no characters!
Christine: Oh yeah? well hah! Shana appears, lirael appears, harry appears, Aly appears
Leah: WTF? who is shana?
Christine: She's in Halfblood Chronicles.
Leah: Methinks I have no friggin clue what the hell you're talking about.
Christine: Read them. By Mercedes Lackey and Andre Norton. Uber good. Damn it! You made me loose my train of thought! RIGHT...
ummm...
Shana: Are we going to be doing something? Because if not, I have Elf Lords to kill, fetes to go to, and armies to defeat with iron!
Harry: raises eyebrow RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I have dark lords to defeat! blows up with pride
Lirael and Aly: slap harry on opposite cheeks; harry starts to cry
Aly: Whimp! Nawat is sooooo much more macho. Last night we...
Christine: No one wants to know what you two do in bed and you would do well not to talk about it.
Shana: Merric is SOOOOOOO much better, I'm sure.
Lirael: I'm a celabate virgin so I have no clue what you're talking about.
Christine: Liar!
Leah: this is way too pervy(christine made that word up perverted)
Christine: Shana and Harry can leave now. I have no clue why I even brought them here.
NDL (frolic.org's Naked Dancing Llama): appears and dances nakedly ALL SHOULD FROLIC!
Leah: WTF? NDL dissapears; Aly frolics nakedly
Leah and Christine in unison: I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!
Leah: I'm going to write my own fic now.
Christine: ends fic
I know what you're thinking... WTF.
And now, memorable quotes from my favorite fic to write, Not Another Ninja!
"“Are we there yet?” Leah and Naruto said simultaneously for the umpteenth time.
“NO!” Sakura yelled, “Stop asking!”
Naruto sighed and shut his mouth, in hopes that Sakura would like him more if he listened to her.
Leah, being a girl and clearly not crushing on Sakura, was not to be swayed. She looked around aimlessly. About thirty seconds later, she said, “How about now?”"
"Shikamaru sighed. “How troublesome,” he muttered. He walked over to stand behind Leah. As he was busy staring at the clouds, he promptly walked into a tree."
"Leah shrugged. “It’s not so bad. If he said no to that one, my next suggestion was going to be that we play dodgeball with shurikens!”
Insert many instances of sweatdropping here.
“Whaaat?” Leah said, frowning at everyone, “Don’t you like to have fun?”"
"“Hinata, hurry up!” Michelle said, “Otherwise my instant cement will dry up, and all this work will go to waste!”"
"“When Temari isn’t looking, I put on her pretty dresses and pretend to ride pretty pink ponies around her bedroom!” Gaara suddenly screamed at the top of his lungs."
"“Come to think of it,” Olivia said, “I don’t really want to win. The thought of Lee, Shino, and Kankuro in bikinis is rather frightening.”"
"At the red base, Anko promptly appeared. “Congratulations!” Anko told them, “You’ve won-“
“We did?” Lee asked.
“-an all expenses paid trip to Tsunade’s secret bikini stash!”"
More later, I don't want too many spoilers _
That will be all.
Hugs, kisses, and sharp, pointy objects!
Black Mage Leah
and her alternate personalities
Assassin Jade
and
White Mage Mandy
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