Update - 7 - 10 - 10

After a long hiatus, I am back to working on new, fresh stories guaranteed to blow you away. Keep a good look out, because some of your favorites may appear on your alerts.

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Story status

(FD) Legend of Final Destiny: Fateful Gathering - Completed

(BL) Bushido League:A samurai's quest- Currently on standby. Check out "An angel's calling" and (soon) "A demon's calling" for details.

(BM) Bachiatari Megumi- On hiatus until further notice

(NC) Ninja Chronicles: An Uzumaki tale - On hiatus until further notice

(IIK) Icha Icha Konoha - On hiatus until further notice.

Name: My name is a mystery...

Nickname: Paladin of Chaos, Chaos-Paladin, or Valkyrie Paladin. Koushiro is another reference. In real life, i'm known as Izzy (which has become a second name.)

Favorite food: Chinese food, cake and ice cream!

Hobbies: I like to play trading card games with my friends, go places with friends, and talk to my girlfriend. Card games I like to play include Naruto TCG, Yugioh TCG (which i've recently gotten back into), and Duelmasters TCG. I've decided to go with writing novels as one of my main careers (thanks to readers like you, good friends like sykilik101, Mikazuchi and Tensai and SaiyanSatoshiLegend, and fanfiction.net). I like video games and daydreaming about different stuff. Unfortunately, daydreaming makes me slightly...scatterbrained.

Sex: I'm a guy, so of course I would like some

Location: Currently residing in orlando florida. Quite nice and lovely atmosphere. Originally from New York city.

Age: I've reached the age of 24, oh noes, I'm getting really old...

Specialization: Action/adventure, humor and romance. At least, that's how i feel. I strongly encourage originality and creativity in my stories.

Inspiration: I tend to get my inspiration from either watching anime or listening to certain songs. Those who tend to read certain fics could probably tell where I get my ideas (eg. The Final Destiny shattering - Inuyasha. Being possessed by spirits - Yu-Gi-Oh, and so on.) The songs I like to listen to are usually from video games or anime. I like to mix things up alot, which can lead to some crazy results.

FYI: I am a big fan of guilty gear for the playstation, so you will notice alot of references. Be on the look out, because there will be a few references to some video games and anime.

How it all got started: A long time ago, I used to play toys with my brother. For us, it was a storyline. It was forever ongoing and quite fun to get into. When he left home, those ideas remained. Years later, after reading hundreads of fanfictions and playing so many RPGs, I got the crazy idea to write my own, and so thats how I got here!

Favorite Thought at moment: A joke I did to a co-worker female at work.

CP (that's me): I need to get me some head...

Girl (turns around and tosses me a shocked look): O_O

CP (playing innocent): Some of that Boar's head right over there. Good stuff...

Favorite quote: The greatest definition for one of the funniest types of jokes.

"Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. As well as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. Key phrases can grasp the sentence by the ankles and part its long clauses allowing the orator to penetrate the essence of the sentence. In this regard, the key is to avoid stiff, rigid words, for ones that give the meaning of the sentence a firm rise in innuendic possibilities. Some regard sexual innuendo as an art form, and it goes without saying that one needs a certain level of oral skills in order for the fluidic exchange of innuendo to succeed. However, this is not enough to fill her requirements. One needs to pay special attention to the region of the sentence to which the innuendo will enter. For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient's consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary.

Although sexual innuendo requires masterful manipulation of parts of speech (and sometimes the skillful use of body language), for most people it comes quickly."

Eye color: dark brown (wish they were red though)

Hair color: black

Favorite color: red, dark blue, black, the staple colors for most guys if you will.

Favorite words (yes I have those): Paladin, Valkyrie, Chaos (My brother stole that word!)and Koushiro (my name in japanese!).

Favorite anime

Trigun
Inuyasha
Yu-Gi-Oh
Pokemon (When it isn't a filler!)
Rurouni kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
.Hack series
Fooly Cooly
S-cry-ed
Full metal alchemist
Naruto
Samurai champloo
Tenchi series
Neon genesis Evangelion
Fruits basket
Ah! My goddess!
Tenjou Tenge
Eureka 7
Card Captor Sakura
Azumanga Daioh
Grenadier
Karin
One Piece
Ouran High School Host Club
Death Note

New to the list: Lucky Star, Speed Grapher

Favorite mangas:

love hina
.Hack (all series, especially the first one)
Negima!
Chobits
Naruto
Bleach
Ranma 1/2
Flame of Recca
Excel saga
Tsubasa reservior
My name is Zushio
Eyeshield 21
One Piece
Fairty Tail

New to the list: Mysterious Girlfriend X, Elfen Leid

Favorite pairings:
yu-gi-oh:
isis/yami or bakura
anzu/bakura
anzu/seto
mai/jou
shizuka/seto (did i spell right?)
rebecca/mokuba or yugi (many ppl dont mention rebecca)

Rurouni kenshin:
kenshin/kaoru
sanosuke/megumi
yahiko/misao or tsubame

Pokemon:
Ash/Misty (obviously)
Brendan/May (OMG! Super fave!)
Drew/May
Jessie/James
any other pairing that doesn't involve the above

Favorite characters:

Yu-gi-oh - Yami Bakura and Yami Malik
Rurouni kenshin - Kenshin and Soujiro
Yu Yu Hakusho - Hiei and Kurama
Inuyasha - Sesshomaru
Naruto - Sasuke (Before the curse mark) and Kakashi
Azumanga Daioh - Osaka and Tomo
Eureka 7 - Renton/Eureka and Dominic/Anemone

For Bushido league: (This is for the people who have a hard time remembering team names and stuff)

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!

If you haven't read the story, please read at your own risk!

It starts now!

Team Tatsujin (master)
Satoshi/Ash: Samurai
Raigeki - Pikachu
Zohl - Marowak

Kasumi/Misty: Fighter
Baiken - Blaziken
Mikado - Feraligatr

Leo/Wes: Alchemist
Esca - Espeon

Haruka/May: Mage
Fiona - Gardevior
Kiza - Ninetails

Team Tenshi (Angel)
Hiroshi/Richie: Samurai

Takeshi/Brock: Fighter
Kagemaru - Mightyena

Imite/Duplica: Ninja
Tsubaki - Haunter
Duplica - Ditto

Furuura/Melody: Mage

Team Zeji
Kenta/Jimmy: Samurai
Kojiro/James: Fighter
Kenji/Tracy: Ninja
Kosaburo/Butch: Mage

Team Isuka (Something involving a bird.)
Marina: Samurai
Musashi/JessieFighter
Shuu/Drew: Ninja
Yamato/Cassidy: Mage

Team rocket (Note: These guys are all OC's. Don't hurt your brain looking for them in the show.)
Kabushi: Samurai
Raijin - Raichu
Shizuka - Sandslash

Anji: Fighter
Meizu - Sharpedo
Hayate - Hariyama

Ayane: Ninja
Takumi - Ariados
Yoko - Sneasel
Kyo - Persian

Ryuga: Mage
Kaoru - Pidgeotto
Haku - Kecleon
Akira - Kadabra

Arcadian Special Forces

Shigeru: Samurai
Django - Arcanine
Shadow - Umbreon
Kisaragi - Absol