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1. Potatoes reviews

This is perhaps one of the greatest love stories ever told, one of the most incredible pieces of fiction you will ever read. Enjoy it, savour it, for you will never again experience something so unbelievably beautiful and emotionally heartwrenching.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete

2. Hodgemaflab reviews

Do you believe in miracles? Artemis didn't...until today! In his most desperate hour of need, he reaches out to his one and only Lord and his prayers are answered!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete

3. Mappleton reviews

Erosion is a terrible thing, something we cannot control, a fierce beast who wreaks havoc upon our quiet, seaside villages, waiting for you to let your guard down, and then, it strikes! Bringing down what's closest to your heart.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete

4. Holly Gets Stuck Up A Telegraph Pole reviews

And you thought sleepwalking could cause you problems...

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete

5. The Little Spanish Man reviews

Isn't it annoying when your delicious, sugary, chocolaty breakfast is interrupted by little Spanish men playing lutes?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-19-07 - Complete

6. Mr Fatty reviews

Commander Root is a stern man, one would not expect him to have many friends. But in this beautiful story we see the softer, kinder and more loving side the Commander and we experience a truly heartwarming friendship between a Commander and a Fatty.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-07 - Complete

7. Evil Cheese reviews

Perhaps the title of this confusing and complex tale is confusing you. Allow me to explain. This is a story about cheese, cheese which is evil. I hope that has made it clearer, enjoy!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-07 - Complete

8. Root and Foaly Fashion reviews

In this action packed and fast paced tale, Root and Foaly compete to be the most fashionable of all the magical creatures. It truly is a clash of the titans. Who will win? You decide! Well not really, we decide!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-07 - Complete

9. Three Birds reviews

Artemis has experienced the horror and fear that can be induced by birds many times before in his life, but can anything ever really prepare you for the sight of three birds doing the conga in your back garden?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete

10. The Grim Reaper reviews

All of us must eventually face the inevitability of death, but is Butler really ready to face the final curtain?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete

11. Artemis Is Gay reviews

Artemis is dwelling painfully on a difficult question, the answer to which could change his whole life. Who will he turn to for help at such a troubling time?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete

12. Wanda and Mr Wiggles reviews

This is perhaps the most distressing, disturbing and tragic tale of all. We have all come to love both Wanda and Mr Wiggles, but can they learn to coexist happily? Or will devastation, despair and death prevail?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete

13. Paddling Pool reviews

Artemis is a romantic at heart, and in this touching tale we can see his desire to be loved and cared for by the one girl he truly loves and cares for.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete

14. Fashion Disaster reviews

Foaly has always been considered to be a rather stylish centaur, so imagine his horror, and the horror of his work colleagues, when he discovers he has committed the biggest fashion crime possible.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete

15. Dangerous Goldfish reviews

The title of this particularly action packed story says it all really. Goldfish can be dangerous, very dangerous, would you know what to do in a Goldfish attack?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete

16. Artemis Eats Cheese reviews

Just when you thought Artemis was happy and his marriage was blissful another painful tale is unearthed in which Artemis faces perhaps his greatest betrayal.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-10-07 - Complete

17. The Moley Man reviews

This tale goes beyond the terrifying, beyond the surreal, beyond the truly evil. This tale speaks of a creature so horrifying, even Artemis Fowl, courageous and brave cannot help but quiver in fear before it, how will he survive this terrifying encounter?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-07 - Complete

18. Seals Documentary reviews

There's a reason they call Artemis a genius you know, it's because he's a genius, as he proves in this original and ingenious tale where Artemis has a truly brilliant idea. Unfortunately Artemis's colleagues and friends are not always as intelligent.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-07 - Complete

19. The Library's Electricty reviews

Once upon a time Artemis discovered a love of the library, but that love is about to be put to the test when the library betrays and angers Artemis, will Artemis be able to forgive and forget or will he take revenge?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete

20. Magical Chickens reviews

Butler and Juliet have come up against some powerful and deadly enemies in their lives, but they never bargained on this new foe, they're quick, they're intelligent and they have magical powers unheard of, could this be the end for Butler and Juliet?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete

21. Artemis Loses His Memory reviews

We have tracked the ups and downs of Holly and Artemis's relationship for some time and perhaps they are about to come up against their biggest test yet. One that will put both their lives and their sanity in danger.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete

22. Tankinis reviews

After some troubling times and tense chapters in their relationship, Artemis and Butler rediscover their beautiful friendship in this heart warming and beautifully eloquent tale.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete

23. Artemis The Cow reviews

Holly notice Artemis is acting rather strangely. She decides to investigate this change and a twisting tale of deception, betrayal and dark secrets begins to unfold.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete

24. Algal Poisoning reviews

Artemis has been faced with many difficult challenges in his short life, but never has he been flung into the terrifying depths of what could be a fatal illness. Will this be one test too many for Artemis?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete

25. The Poo Poo Dance reviews

The usual blissful marriage of Holly and Artemis is once again thrown into the deep whirlpool of uncertainty when Holly is tempted to stray from her loving and beautifully intelligent husband. Will this be the last straw for Artemis?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

26. Melonhead reviews

A beautifully entrancing tale of the special bond of friendship shared by Artemis and Butler. This story is both touching and captivating.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

27. Artemis's Whiskers reviews

Artemis has had some bizarre and truly disturbing experiences in his life, but could this be the most weird and wonderful of them all?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

28. Hullabalooballarbillay reviews

The last time we saw Juliet she was terribly, cruelly and heartbreakingly turned into a goldfish. Is there any hope for the poor young girl, or is she destined to remain a small pet fish for the rest of her goldfishy days?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

29. Rubber Ducky Game reviews

It has been a rough time for Artemis and Holly, but in this heart warming tale they rediscover their love for each other through a juvenile but immensely fun game!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete

30. Yackety Schmackety reviews

Juliet and Butler's relationship takes an unfortunate turn for the worse...

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete

31. Hello Toast reviews

Toast...what is toast? Does Artemis know? Do you know? Do you understand the complex intricacies of toast? You're about to find out...

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete

32. Artemis's Imaginary Friend reviews

Artemis is thrilled that he has found a new chum, but will Holly be quite as ecstatic with this new found friendship, or could this put yet more strain on their marriage?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete

33. Noddy reviews

Artemis discovers the ups and downs of the roller coaster ride that is children's television. It is safe to say that Artemis learn some important lessons from this experience, but at what cost?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete

34. Butler's Flugelhorn reviews

Butler has a new hobby, one that will inflict joy, sadness, danger, suspense and horror upon the Fowl residence. Can any good come of this new musical interest or will it fling Butler and his friends once again into desperate peril?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete

35. Artemis's New Friend reviews

After the disturbing and yet intriguing encounter with the Invisible, virtual, purple, mutant frog called Wanda Artemis has managed to befriend the invisible, virtual, purple, mutant frog called Wanda, what lies in store for this unlikely pair?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete

36. Manicures and Facials reviews

Artemis takes a perfectly innocent trip to the beauty salon, what will he find there? Friend or foe? Danger or safety? Life or death?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete

37. The Beard Nibbler reviews

One night Artemis is rudely awakened by his fairy wife who has developed an obscure new fetish. What? Who? Where? Why? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

38. Invisible Virtual Purple Mutant Frog reviews

Artemis is going about his daily business when he is assaulted by an unusual phenomenon. What is this strange being and what does it want with Artemis? Could this be the end for our beloved hero or could it be the start of a beautiful friendship?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

39. Baldy reviews

A thief is running loose in the Fowl penthouse! Can Artemis track down the thief? Or has he met his match in this new criminal? Either way Artemis will stop at nothing to retrieve his precious red leather dress!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

40. Caw Caw reviews

Artemis is on a fitness campaign. It all seems to be running smoothly so far. But we all know that these tales don't often end happily. Could there be disaster around the corner? Or did we actually write a story filled with happiness for once?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

41. Public Toilet reviews

Artemis and Holly were only trying to take their children out for an exciting birthday, but it all turns rather nasty when one child is involved in a rather complex accident, will anyone be able to save her? Or will she be lost forever?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

42. Monkey Poo reviews

I'm sure this has happened to everyone out there, so have some sympathy for poor Artemis and read his tragic tale and be safe in the knowledge that you are not the only one who has suffered this terrible fate.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

43. Disco Dancing Monks reviews

Artemis and Holly have had their problems in the past but they believe a romantic holiday will help them recapture the magic of their marriage. Of course they forgot to factor in the Disco Dancing Monks, will the happy couple survive unscathed?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-07 - Complete

44. Gibbons and Vanilla IceCream reviews

Do you really need a summary? The title is pretty selfexplanatory. Gibbons and Vanilla icecream it makes perfect sense!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-07 - Complete

45. Artemis's Piercing reviews

It's so annoying when your strict fairy wife refuses to let you get a piercing, but this time has Holly imposed too many rules upon Artemis, he can only be pushed so far and he's on the brink of rebelling, does this spell disaster?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-07 - Complete

46. Mulch Has Fizzy Rice reviews

After his traumatic incident in Escalator Land and his rocky relationship with Root, noone thought Mulch would ever find love again, could this be the true love he's always been wishing for?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-07 - Complete

47. The Beer Tent reviews

Artemis and Holly take their children out for an exciting day at the fair, but things soon turn terrifying and Artemis and Holly are trapped in a deadly situation. Who will Artemis call for in his hour of desperate need?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete

48. Squishy reviews

Artemis and Holly discover a new game. But as always with this couple it is destined to end in pain, loss, heartache and deep regrets, will Artemis ever recover?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete

49. Fungi reviews

Artemis learns the joys of fungi whilst poor Holly is left alone once again, second best to whatever phenomenon Artemis is discovering that day.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete

50. Butler Finds Twinkletoes reviews

The terrible story of Butler's best friend and beautiful plastic pony Twinkletoes has been dramatic, terrifying and deeply upsetting so far, will they ever be reunited in their amazing bond of friendship?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete

51. Chix Mole Mania 3 reviews

I bet you thought you'd heard the last from Chix, that you could finally move on from the grief of his terrible death. But unfortunately just when the pain was beginning to ease it intensifies further as another innocent victim is taken by the deadly mole

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete

52. Flying Ponies reviews

This is a fic of love, betrayal, grief, new beginnings and disturbing discoveries. Can Artemis's fragile mother cope with the stress of a broken heart? Can Artemis's Senior find happiness once again?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete

53. I Like Bananas reviews

Holly and Artemis have had their troubles recently as we all know too well, but in this story we see their relationship restored to its blissful happiness once again.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete

54. Twinkletoes reviews

You thought it was just another night for Butler, you thought he was safe, you thought you could sleep soundly in your bed without being in fear for the safety of your blue plastic ponies...think again....

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete

55. Artemis Doesn't Like His Hair reviews

After a difficult time in which Artemis struggled for control of his sanity, he finally decides to take action and create a new life for himself, a new start and a new hair cut!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete

56. Ptoly Melons reviews

Ptoly melons are dangerous my children... very dangerous... you shouldn't mess with them... you never know who could get hurt if you mess around with Ptoly melons... You will understand if you dare to read this traumatic piece of fiction.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete

57. Attack Of Artemis's Hair reviews

It wasn't long ago that Artemis's grandmother was just an innocent old lady with a balaclava shop, but now she's been robbed twice! But this time the robbery is much more sinister and could mean the end of sanity for Artemis as well as his granny...

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete

58. Everyone Likes Artemis's Hair reviews

Artemis's new hair style has attracted a lot of attention, but what will happen when everyone suddenly realises just how stylish it is? Will Artemis be able to accept that he is no longer unique or could this be his undoing?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete

59. Blobs Of Sand reviews

When Mulch set off on a regular excursion to the seaside he had no idea of the adventure he was embarking upon, an adventure that would bring danger, excitement and best of all a new best friend.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete

60. Attack Of The Clowns And Warlocks reviews

Society these days is really going downhill. An innocent old granny can't even run a decent balaclava business without being a risk from masked circus and halloween characters. What's the world coming to!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete

61. Detention reviews

Artemis commits a terrible crime against his own dear wife, what will his horrific punishment be and will Holly ever be able to forgive him? And what kind of Penthouse doesn't have a maths room!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete

62. Mr Triangle Men reviews

Poor Root can never get moments peace, even is his own home. What will become of the commander in this latest escapade?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete

63. Artemis's New Sexy Dress reviews

Butler finally returns home after his delightful trip to the chipmunk fashion show and presents Artemis with the gift of his dreams. But will this image of perfection bring more pain than pleasure to the Fowl Penthouse?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete

64. Chipmunk Fashion Show reviews

Butler finds himself in the midst of a puzzling dilemma, but within all this confusing, something beautiful, shiny and red is about to be discovered which could change the life of Artemis and the gang forever.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete

65. Artemis's Obsession With Anne Robinson and Sky TV reviews

To Artemis it was just another day, but life had other ideas, life wanted to teach him an important lesson about the power of daytime TV and the dangers of obsession.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete

66. Clown Washing reviews

Another journey of self discovery takes Artemis to the edges of the earth in search of one of the world's most terrifying and fascinating creatures. Will his great quest be worth it? Or will it all be in vain?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete

67. Poisson Rouge reviews

What would you do if you found yourself confronted with the difficult situation of being turned into a Goldfish? Could you be as courageous and strong as Juliet?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete

68. Prune Soup reviews

Another one of Root's experimental cooking escapades goes drastically wrong and Root is left once again fighting for survival.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-07 - Complete

69. Root The Hobo reviews

Commander Root...a successful and professional man who is to be respected and admired...or so you thought...what will happen when the poor commander loses everything, how will he cope in such a terrible situation, can he survive life on the streets?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

70. Pizza Delivery reviews

When one decides to order a Pizza for dinner, one expects good, swift and friendly service, but where Holly and Artemis are concerned, nothing is ever so simple, a dramatic tale of Pizza, Tubbies, Flying Motorbikes and our favourite hero returns!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

71. Oversized Rabbits reviews

Butler has a terrifying and emotionally scarring encounter with a large, fluffy, pink, creature, can he ever recover from this or will he be a quivering mess for the rest of his day?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

72. Beards reviews

We all know Holly is a very fashionable fairy, but does she realise what the current trend is going to cost her marriage? Or is she so blinded by the latest fashion that she is willing to risk everything?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete

73. Yoga reviews

In this day and age when it is so important to keep fit and stay healthy, Artemis decide to take up an unusual sport, but this one could prove to be more detrimental to his health than Artemis believed possible, who will save the day this time?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete

74. Tubby PiePies reviews

What Holly thought was going to be a normal day, turns out to be both terrifying and intriguing when she discover she is pregnant once more, but there is another twist in the tale yet to be revealed.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete

75. Having Fun Isn't Hard reviews

Artemis visits a strange new place, will it turn out to be another disaster or will he discover a new love in this somewhat exhilarating place?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete

76. Escalator Land reviews

Mulch embarks on a new and exciting adventure, but it soon turns into a dangerous and even life threatening situation, can anyone save him, or is he doomed to die alone in the world of moving stairs?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete

77. Melons reviews

Holly has a terrible problem...will she be able to give up her addiction or will it consume her?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete

78. Stinky Socks And Tea Bags reviews

Another dramatic and insightful chapter into the life of Mulch, what more can we learn about this complex character today?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete

79. Root's Confession reviews

Root has been harbouring a deep and and painful secret, a special love is about to emerge in the most tragic of circumstances...

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete

80. Giant Ladybirds That Take Over The World reviews

Artemis simply wants to do a nice thing for his beloved wife, but it seems even nature is against him, Artemis may have just unleashed the most deadly threat the world has ever encountered!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete

81. Bachelor Parties And Weddings reviews

Artemis goes for a wild night out, but when the morning comes he realises he may have made a terrible mistake, one that could jeopardise his marriage.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete

82. Tubbies And Barbie Hobos reviews

Another one of Artemis's evil schemes goes awry, putting yet more strain on his already rocky relationship with Holly, could this be the end for our favourite couple?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete

83. Soggy Lettuce And Hand Knitted Jumpers reviews

What appeared to be just another day for Mulch, quickly became one of most exciting and compelling chapters in the long and winding story of his life.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete

84. Chix Mole Mania 2 reviews

The second installment of the epic story of Chix's experience with a mole, perhaps even more terrifying than the first episode. The torment of not knowing will be briefly eased for all you fascinated readers.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete

85. Big Blob Of Chocolate Flavoured Mush reviews

Butler has a terrifying encounter with a troll, could this be the end for our feathered friend?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete

86. Mmmmmmhhhhhrrrrrrrr The Ukulele reviews

Root is confronted with a tempting offer, will his hasty decisions be his ultimate downfall?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete

87. Artemis Likes His Hair reviews

Holly challenges Artemis about the offensive state of his hair and Artemis is forced to make a life changing, style choice.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete

88. Holly's Death Involving Purple Warping Monkeys reviews

Artemis plans an exciting trip for Holly's birthday but it is doomed from the start to end in tragedy.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete

89. Chix Mole Mania reviews

Chix has a terrifying and possibly life threatening experience with a mole

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete

90. Attack Of The Cannibalistic Guinea Pigs reviews

Holly is captured, will Artemis be able to save her? Or will a new hero emerge during this epic actionadventure tale?

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

91. Attack Of The Fluffy Pink Levers reviews

Root returns home to a deeply shocking scene.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

92. Long Chain Fatty Acids reviews

Root is involved in an intriguing incident.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

93. Foaly's Obsession With Wooden Trains reviews

Foaly develops an exciting but deadly new hobby.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

94. The Ways Of The Nanny reviews

Artemis and Holly start a family and have to adjust to the pressure of having 73 children.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

95. Treasury Tag Tragedy reviews

This is the beautiful but painful story of the life of some Treasury Tags.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-05 - Mulch D. - Complete

96. The Magicalness Of Artemis's Head reviews

A magical story, about a magical head.

Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-18-05 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete

97. The Treachery Of Gordo's Hair reviews

In our opinion, Gordo's hair is quite obviously the best character on LM and he therefore deserves his own fic. LMGH GGH

Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-12-05

98. Artemis And The Old Man reviews

A touching tale of love, betrayal and an old man named Tubby. Reposted after the poo heads at FanFic removed it!

Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-17-04 - Complete