Good Evening and Welcome to My Lair

Cookies on your left, Pink Fuzzbunnies on your right. Everything else staraight ahead, save for Sanity which can be found on your back button.

crAzY?
I wAs crAzY OncE.
thEY lOckEd mE In A smAll whItE rOOm wIth shAUntEl.
Oh mY gOd.
shAUntEl?
shE drOvE mE crAzY...

Crazy?
I am slowly going crazy One two three four five six switch.
Crazy going slowly am I Six five four three two one switch.

Sally the camel has. Five humps.
Sally the camel has. Five humps.
Sally the camel has. Five humps, so ride Sally ride.

I'mma get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my humps.
My humps my humps my humps.
My humps
My lovely lady lumps.

Cause the Lady isa vamp
She's a vixen not a tramp
She's a da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Come on fellas raise your bets
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
She's the top of the top she's the best
Yes.

So what exactly do you want to know about me...?
My name?
My Sexual Preference?
My measurements?
Nosy little buggers, aren't you?

My name is Jessica Dawn. I'm a nineteen year old living in Toronto Ontario. I stand 5'8 with blue eyes and long hair thats been dyed far too much for it's own good. Right now it's just solid brown, but thats cause I'm in a wedding party at the end of July. I tend to wear babydoll teeshirts with a pair of jeans, and have a really hard time finding shoes cause my feet are really big. I don't wear makeup, and I don't do anything fancy with my hair. When I get bored, I tend to bitch about having nothing to do when in all reality there is tonnes that I could be doing. Just keep it in mind if you ever feel the need to harass me.

Here I am in all my glory - Click me for Jess Upside down.
Click Me for Jess Age 3
Click Me for Jess My socks
Click Me for Jess Sleeping
Click Me for Jess Pixeled Avatar (Base by Jo

Digimon

If you're not into the whole slash scene, some stories I can recommend are

WAIT!

My Brother's Keeper by EllaJ.W

... Shit. I have to sign off now. I'll finish this off tomorrow...

Mmkay so Tomorrow wound up being a few months from when I wrote that stuff.

But alright. Lets get down to business. I'm an eightteen year old who's out of school and work util February. You know what this means. My hair has changed quite a bit since the last update. We went to dark brown again, and now I'm a really light brown soon to be either blonde, or red. I haven't decided yet.

I love reviews. They feed my ego. I'm a performer at heart. When you guys clap, I get my kicks. Reviewing is like clapping. I like it. I can see right now that the story I released on Friday has more than a hundred views. Already I'm going to upload chapter two, but see... A hundred people read it. Seven people alerted it. One person favourited the story, and only four people reviewed. One in every twenty five ish people actually said they liked it. Does that mean I upset the rest with it being short, or otherwise? Because I'd like to think that chapter two is a lot longer.

But please. Let me know you like it, Let me know where mistakes are... Let me know what you'd like to see happen next. Anything. I need some sort of direction from you guys, I crave it. I need it.

In any case, as far as RENT goes, I like M/R. I never really liked Angel, Collins, or Mimi in the movie, but I can deal. I'm still trying to figure out why the Jew got a Christmas present though. Is Christmas the last day of Channukah or something? Maybe it was in 1989.

Oh well. It's not like I'm losing any sleep over it.

The longer I spend away from my two original fandoms, Digimon and WWE, the harder it seems to be to write for them. The stories posted there were always intended to be finished at some point, and I think that I will have to go back on that. Those stories are henceforth discontinued.

Amendment, August 10th 2007

I've removed any of my stories of which I've lost my focus and direction. I do not have archived copies available to me. If you want them, you'll have to ask around.