Name: Rednal29 (But my friends can drop the numbers)
Apparently, however, an Admin changed it to drop the numbers.
o.O
Age: Old enough to register
Looks: As my author self or my real self?
Favorite Character: James Aquarius
Favorite Saying: "Listen up, inferior beings!"
Something disturbing about me: What, you actually want to know? Er... If 'yes'... Er... No comment. If 'no', same answer.
Favorite
Series: Tsubasa; Reservoir Chronicle. It is GOOD. Listen to me. Go and
buy it. It is the epitome of Manga excellence. Tsubasa is our friend.
My view on Bush vs. Kerry: Hey, Bush won, and I supported him.
Strange
Skill: I seem to be able to anger absolutely anybody with just a few
words. I'm still testing it, of course, but it could come in handy
someday.
Why You Should ALWAYS Review: It's the polite thing to
do. Somebody spends their time writing a story, and you won't even say
"Good job"? If you're like that, you're pathetic. Reviews are very
important, and encourage people to write. Now go review.
Meet my muses!
Mio:
My first muse, who usually interrupts things. She's that character at
the end of FFCC, the glowing white girl-thing who quizzes you. Has a
slightly fighter-ish attitude.
Attila the Kitty: My dad's cat, who usually wants to be fed. Likes to say annoying comments.
James:
That guy from Rayearth Retold Retold. Has great magical powers, enough
to resist Author Powers. Gives out many, many cookies. And is unfazed
by just about everything. He has white eyes, dark brown hair, and jet
black clothes. Prodigy of the Aquarius Clan.
Arianna: Also from
Rayearth Retold Retold, and is engaged to James. Likes helping out, but
sometimes messes up. Bronze hair and bronze eyes.
Selene: James' long-lost twin sister, who gets worried by things easily. Silver hair and same eyes.
Rai: James' younger brother. Tends to interrupt things. White eyes and black hair.
Fox
Girl: Called that because I don't want to spoil her name. A fox demon
who resides inside of Rai most of the time. Her feelings are easily
hurt.
Fiona: From Rayearth Retold, but is usually in the kitchen working on her abysmal cooking skills.
Tabatha: From Tales of Symphonia. Clueless about nearly everything. Has long green hair.
Cass: Hates being called by anything other then her real name, Cassandra. Along just for the heck of it.
Best Works:
Crimson Eyes (Fire Emblem) It's up, you know. Go read it, I'm not spoiling anything.
Rayearth
Retold Retold (Rayearth) My masterpiece, the edit of the exceedingly
long Rayearth Retold. Go read that, too. It's been very well liked by
all who've read it, you know.
Reign of the Sith (Star Wars) 5k
years after the Battle of Yavin, the New Republic is gone. There's only
one Jedi Academy left, but it won't remain hidden for long. Now two
Jedi, one who's unoffically a Knight and one who can't even lift a leaf
yet, must survive as they make their way back to Hapes. But that
doesn't mean that one of them is exactly friendly... "She's very
polite, extremely well mannered, carefully groomed, well spoken, and
intends to try her best. Frankly, I hate her."-A main charcter. "I'm
obligated to care about your life. That doesn't mean I have to like
you."-Same person.
Magi and Soria: Complete (Original Story) It's under my name over on FictionPress.com. One of the best things I've ever written.
Chronicles
of the Aquarius Clan (Original Story) Also overon FictionPress. It's
where James, Arianna, and some other characters in Rayearth Retold
Retold originally came from. Well liked.
The Official Fantasy Fiction University (Original... Er... Work) On my FictionPress account. Admissions still being accepted.
Rednal's Big Fat Rant:
Disclaimer: If you are homosexual, you MAY be offended by this, so you
were warned ahead of time. So please don't yell at me, you had fair
warning and could easily have skipped right over thisnstead of reading
it and getting offended.
The
Rant: One of the things I find MOST irritating in the world of fandom
is Slash. I can accept it normally, don't get me wrong. But what bugs
me is there is an onslought of Slash stories, often containing things
that I find horrible. I don't read the stories, all I have to do is
check the summaries. In the Tales of Symphonia Fandom, I don't want to
here about a threesome between Lloyd, Kratos, and Zelos. No. Shakes
head Bad. Why can't people make more funny romances, involving keeping
characters straight, AS THEY ARE IN CANON?
That's a big point
right there. Slash stories are, in about 99 of all cases, Un-canon. I
do not like Un-canon very much, unless the story is interesting and
made in a new way. For example, my Naruto story 'This Is All Your
Fault'. It has2 people from Earth in it, yes. BUT, one's excited to be
there(Shown in a humorous fashion), and the other just wants to go home
now. That, too, is done in a humorous way. Or maybe that's because the two are Chibi...
Um,
anyways, I have seen WAY TOO MANY slash stories out there. They are
highly improbable as actually happening (Which also goes for many
straight stories as well, I must admit), but what irritates me the most
is how they turn fun and interesting characters into gibbering idiots
with no morals. Okay, I WILL admit that some slash stories may have
been done well (I wouldn't know, I don't read them), but how can a GUY
become PREGNANT? I've seen a sharp upsurge in 'Mpreg' lately, and
that's what I gather it means. It is simply ridiculous. Guys don't have
babies, girls do. It's a fact.
My point for all of you slash
writers who actually took the time to read all of this is: I DARE you
to write only straight stories for two mnths (LOnger or shorter,
depending on how fast you work. Say, 10,000 words). See if you find it
more interesting, and experiment with finding ways to make people enjoy
it more. Unless it's an angsty romance, of course, in which case go
ahead and try making people cry, your choice. If you take the dare,
send me an e-mail when you're done telling me the results.
Which Generic Anime Character Are You?
1. You wake up in the morning. What's the first thing you do?
A)Spend three hours perfecting your just-got-out-of-bed hair.
B)Realise you should have been up half an hour ago, accomplish your
morning tasks in thirty seconds flat, blur past your family and out the
door (possibly on rollerskates)
-C)Get a quick 5000 situps in before breakfast.
D)You don't have to wake up; you're too cute.
E)The same thing you do every morning; try to take over the world.
F)Get up, get dressed, go to school. It doesn't really matter.
G)I don't exist yet.
2. Describe the object of your affections.
A)Two words: chocolate ice-cream.
B)When I get home from this war I'm gonna marry that girl.
C)Affection is a weakness! I will not endanger my mission...
D)I vary between Generic Heroine and Generic Evil Guy, depending on my mood.
E)I have no affection for anyone, since my
father/mother/sister/brother/entire family/whole tribe/the population
of my country were brutally slaughtered back in '63.
F)He's captain of every sports team, he's top of every class, he's followed by hordes of adoring fangirls everywhere he goes.
-G)The girl next door.
3. What's your best subject in school?
A)I'm not very good at lessons, I tend to get by on my cuteness alone.
B)Anything where I get to use my boundless energy and enthusiasm!
C)Drama. Definitely.
D)I'm not good enough at any subject to overshadow my best friend.
E)World Domination 101 was cancelled when I blew up the classroom again.
-F)Maths, physics, chemistry, thermonuclear weapons- no, damn, that's extracurricular...
G)I don't know, I'm really just scribbling in straight lines on the paper.
4. Somebody trips you up in the hallway. What do you do?
A)Nothing today, but one day I'll show all you little people...
-B)Step over the foot and break the fool's ankle on the follow-through.
C)Wince and clutch my leg while my best friend makes mincemeat of whoever was responsible.
D)My horde of adoring fans catches me before I hit the ground.
E)I don't get tripped up. I'm the one standing at the back of the crowd gawping.
F)Nothing much. I trip over all the time anyway.
G)Look at them with enormous wobbly eyes until they apologise or run away screaming.
5. It's lunchtime. What are you eating?
A)Everything in sight.
B)Whatever my minions have cooked for me.
C)Whatever my best friend doesn't want from the bento I made for us.
D)I don't eat, but every girl in school has made me lunch. So have quite a few of the boys...
E)Keiki! Keiki! Wai! Wai!
-F)A perfectly balanced meal consisting of all the major food groups.
G)It's the same mouthful over and over again, you know... Damn cheap animation.
6. Which school societies are you a member of?
A)Whichever ones the protagonist is in.
B)I follow my friends to whichever clubs they join.
C)Cheerleading! And gymnastics! And I'm trying out for the school swimming team next week!
D)The computer club. Even though the teacher's an idiot who couldn't hack an enemy mainframe if his life depended on it.
E)Are you joking? The less time I spend with these lackwits the better!
-F)None. They all want me to be a member, but I have other things to do with my time.
G)The library club. Or chess club. Or history club. Nothing too
interesting - just to fill in time when I'm not cheering my friend on
in football matches.
7. You hear that your teacher's going to spring a test on you tomorrow morning. What do you do?
-A)I learned the entire textbook thoroughly before term started.
B)It doesn't really matter - I know I'll get average marks anyway...
C)Panic and stay up till four in the morning studying.
D)I've had the question paper since the teacher wrote it.
E)I never planned to live by my intelligence anyway. sparkle
F)No problem, I won't be in it by tomorrow anyway.
G) I can't hold a pen anyway, what was your point?
8. You do a careers questionnaire. What does it predict you're going to be when you're older?
A)It doesn't matter- no-one can escape their destiny... Mother! Mother, why did you have to die?
B)A businessman in an anonymous suit. Or a private in the army. Or an anxious parent.
C)I don't really grow older. I'll always be young and fluffy!
D)I'm going to get married to the man of my dreams and have 2.4 kids and a dog! And a white picket fence.
E)Statistically, dead.
F)I'm going to be a happily married teacher, but I'll always be ready to drop everything when my best friend needs me.
-G)Committed. Who writes these things!
9. If your home was on fire, what would you save?
A)I wouldn't, but I'd go and get help.
B)I don't keep any personal possessions in my base of operations.
C)Nothing- it's the only hint of plot I'll ever have. No-one's ever seen inside my house anyway...
D)My only photograph of my father. Father! Father, why did you have to die?
E)I was burning it down for the insurance money anyway.
F)That's not my home; I'm the one standing at the back of the crowd gawping.
-G)My family, of course!
10. What's your signature scene?
A)head just visible behind that of hero
B)Ultra-kawaii pink Crystal Star-chan, transform! In the name of all things fluffy, I will punish you!
C)Sparkles. Sakura. Blood. Mother?
D)Eheh. Eheh. Ehehehehe. ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And death.
-E)Super Gekiganger Double Typhoon Fist Attack!
F)"Look! Isn't that a new kind of mobile-" uurrgghhhh
G)...puchuu...
EQUALS=
I am the mission. You're a mecha pilot!
You might be a sub-category of bishounen, but this hardly matters since
you don't notice anything that didn't feature in the last edition of
Guns'n'Ammo magazine. You have been trained since an unfeasibly early
age to be a machine of death and destruction. If you've noticed an
annoying girl following you around and repeatedly getting into danger
and requiring rescue recently, run like hell - she's probably your love
interest...
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Quiz from thenoodlebowl.com
Link to Quiz: http:www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/quiz1.html
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