Laws of Attraction -- Audrey: Oh, boy, don't you try to analyze me with your whole, disheveled Bohemian, my socks don't match so therefore I have insight into all things wacko, mindset. There are no psychoanalytical shortcuts into my pants. Witches of Eastwick -- Alexandra Medford: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Law and Order: SVU -- John Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Capt. Donald Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again? Alex Cabot: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Olivia Benson: He smells expensive
Capt. Donald Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant. Fin Tutuola: I told you to leave that mut in the car.
John Munch: You know how many dogs die in locked cars?
Fin Tutuola: You know how many cops shoot their partners and get off on a "Justifiable"? John Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.
Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honor, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.
John Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.
Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?
John Munch: O-R-G-A-S-M.
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