Whoa, I am seventeen and I discovered I hadn't updated this bio since I was fifteen. Well I finally finished Ignorance Is Bliss which is fantastic! And I Fall Out Of Grace or something of the sort. I wrote it a while ago so don't really remember the name! I'm rather over the latter story. I wrote it when I was all 'let's empathise with homosexuals and express ourselves via morbid writing'. I'm sick of that now! Like, now I wouldn't write something like that, but I put effort into it so I won't remove it. :)

Well I shall introduce myself! I love reading stuff on this site every now and then, my favourite generally being DMHG romance/humor fics. I like parody as well but only if it's intelligent. I love when I read a story and chat to the person who wrote it, I mean, they're a mini celebrity! It's so rad.

I live in far off New Zealand, and it's not all farmers and sheep but I do live ina small town where there are lots of farmers and sheep. I'm not one myself (yeah I meant sheep of course) but in town (mini city I guess, but probably a town compared to places like China) it's not that rural. Apparently a panther was spotted up by Christchurch (we don't have them here) so D.O.C (wildlife specialists) went to check it out. I think last time it was allegidly a big black dog. Oh well, creates excitement for everybody!

I have a profile on Bebo and MSN. Add me on the latter with the addy katieahayes@hotmail.com, but please tell me who you are. Maybe explain in a review so I can get in it one huge blast. I don't like gross people and I will make you cry if you're a knob!

My Bebo is: http://darkfallflower.bebo.com

I am a huge fan of Evanescence, however today I discovered The Gathering and they're pretty rad as well. Megan McCauley is absolutely amazing as well. I wish I was a rockstar singer, if I was I'd have achieved my greatest wish in the world.

I'm in seventh form at High School (last year) and next year plan to go to University! I plan to do English, Theatre Studies, Theology and Religious Studies, Psychology, and -stops to think- perhaps that was it? Hahaha!

I have many wonderful friends who range from being eccentric-->everyday people. I am the writer slash art student at school, and sadly when I tried to add singer to that no one noticed because I couldn't get noticed over the chick who currently holds that post. Two concerts for us to sing at were organised and both were cancelled! I've given up on ever being noticed at school for that, though I've done a bit in productions but my singing in them was cccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp due to NERVES! Ha, they are fantastic aren't they?

A little about me hmmm?

My favourite colour is red. I have two cats who I annoy incessently, named Lynx and Evee. We have pet hens. Three. They have names but I can't remember them. We have a pet pig named Hamlet. Dad keeps threatening to make him into bacon at the end of the year and my threat is that I will become a vegetarian. The only vegetable I eat it potatoe, and the only fruit is apples and bananas so if the threat is carried out I would probably die :P. We cut a 1.7m wide hole in the wall (normal door frame height) today so can have a walkway straight into our parlour from the lounge. It''s not realy a parlour, I just call it that because it's the modern day equivalent.

My ex boyfriend is a die hard metal fan. He's a music snob. I hate music snobs. My best friend is probably Zoanna, and my best guy mate is Hayden, but Mark's pretty close in there as well.

Ha, I sense this is getting BLOODY BORING and you've all probably hid my bio by now so I shall dash. I love you all for reading my stories! I shall strive to write more in the future!