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since: 11-11-03, id: 485784, Profile Updated: 11-30-09
country: United States
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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Inuyasha, Card Captor Sakura, Harry Potter, Full Metal Panic, Smallville, and Tender_is_the_Night.

I haven't updated this in forever and I don't know when I will. :/ lol

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"Memorable" Quotes:

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"It's funny how two simple words 'I promise' will stall people for a while."

"Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain. But guess who wins. The skeleton."

"Instead of a trap door, what about an area of the floor that just shoots up real quick and smashes the guy against the ceiling?" ~The Lost Deep Thoughts from SNL

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"If the disease isn't contageous, the how did he catch it?" ~Person Who Shall Remain Anonymous

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"'What do you mean I'm not brave when I'm in bed?'" ~HP

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"If men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons." ~LiveJournal


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Updates on my fics (mostly for my benefit)

12/01/09: I haven't been writing much fanfiction lately and I don't know if I will, but if I do it'll be up here. So there you go.

Life's Lessons: A collection of semi-related one-shots with the same focal point (see summary). I'll be updating as often as I can but I can't guarantee anything.

Oneshots: the ones posted on ff.net are "Solitude", "Fowl", "Saturday Night", "Passion Play", "Children of Sodom and Gomorrah", "In a Loop", "Duet Unwilling", "Eighteen Roses", "Deathless Song", "End Song", and "Birthday Presents".

Everything else: ...just assume it's abandoned. x3

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1. Wasted Beans reviews
Snape childhood drabble. Severus makes dinner. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-09 - Severus S. & Eileen P. - Complete
2. Prototype reviews
[Remix, oneshot] A word, the first word that registers in my newly conscious mind, leaves his pale lips. “Perfection.” The word repeats itself on mine. Perfection. [AFxOC]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-07 - Artemis F. - Complete
3. End Song reviews
[The Great Gatsby oneshot] Gatsby reflects. Wilson breaks. Tom escapes. Nick is the witness to a society's downfall. Finally, the deathless song ends and the holocaust is complete.
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete
4. Deathless Song reviews
In the quiet, in the dark, five years are erased, the green light goes out as the yellow comes on. Gatsby and Daisy reach out to a selfish, impossible, incredible dream, and the relentless song reaches its crescendo. [oneshot]
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete
5. Eighteen Roses reviews
Two sisters. One grave. Eighteen memories to be remembered. Lucy helps Lois cope. [oneshot]
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-06 - Lois L. - Complete
6. Duet Unwilling reviews
Kaname only existed at night. She existed through two men. [oneshot]
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-06 - Complete
7. Children of Sodom and Gomorrah reviews
A Holy Trinity within every mortal body. Mind, heart, and that thing we call faith. If one fails, the others must compromise. But perhaps compromise is not enough. Perhaps compromise and lies and ignorance are the destruction of mortals and angels both.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-06 - Angeline F. & Artemis F. Senior - Complete
8. Passion Play reviews
It was simple, yet surprisingly delicate, the balance between lust and pain so precarious that the line between the two often blurred, forming a tantalizing mixture of both. It was imperative not to confuse this with love. [12LH: AFOC][oneshot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-06 - Artemis F. - Complete
9. Life's Lessons » reviews
There are certain things in life that genius cannot teach you. One must learn these things through experience. A series of semirelated oneshots about Artemis' experiences at various stages of his life. Chap 3: Dangers of Eye Rolling [12LH: FatherSon]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 9-4-05 - Artemis F.
10. Birthday Presents reviews
[Oneshot] It's Draco's Birthday! Wait...it's NOT Draco's Birthday? Then why is Pansy giving him a gift? And what's Harry doing...oh hell, he's drunk. HPDM [Slash, duh]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
11. Saturday Night reviews
Ever wonder why Yukito's always coming over to Touya's place to study? Ever wonder if what they were doing wasn't studying at all? Well, someone did and the truth is shocking. [shounen ai]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-19-05 - Tōya K. & Yukito T.
12. Fowl reviews
[Oneshot.] Your name is real. Your lies are real. Our, no...your power is real. You have a responsibility to protect your family and their wealth. Dreams will only hinder you. Fowls do not dream.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-12-05 - Artemis F. & Angeline F. - Complete
13. Solitude reviews
[Oneshot.] The story of Artemis' first school experience and a pain that marked a turning point in his youth. Friendship? Is there really such a thing?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-17-05 - Artemis F. - Complete
14. Ningen reviews
A curse of a dying monk has turned our dear Fluffy into a (DUN DUN DUN) HUMAN! What will he do? What will his enemies do when they find out? R&R please! Rated for cursing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-04 - Sesshomaru
15. New Year Resolutions » reviews
Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 1-1-04
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