Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Inuyasha, Card Captor Sakura, Harry Potter, Full Metal Panic, Smallville, and Tender_is_the_Night.

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!

Now, let us sing the Sailor Moon theme song as ONE BEING. Wootsauce.

If you want to read actual information about my fanfiction, scroll down to the bottom of this page. If you want to see complete nonsense, read on!

COME ONE, COME ALL! NOMS ARE CLOSING FOR THE OA'S! THROW YOUR FAV FICS INTO THE LIMELIGHT RIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

VERY IMPORTANT ORION AWARDS ANNOUNCEMENT!

We've moved! The new webpage can be found here: www.orionawards.breakthepressure.com

.:List of Orion Award Winners:.

Check out the forums at: http://www.orionawards.breakthepressure.com/forums/

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(Used to be -inaccurate- information about me here, but it was boring so it's gone)

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"Memorable" Quotes:

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"It's funny how two simple words 'I promise' will stall people for a while."

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"They say that mountains hold many secrets, but the biggest is this: 'I am fake mountain.'

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"Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain. But guess who wins. The skeleton."

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"When I shake hands with a man, the first thing I do is look him right in the eye. Then I start poking my hand around in the air, pretending I can't find his hand. Then, if the guy's still there, I finally shake it."

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"Instead of a trap door, what about an area of the floor that just shoots up real quick and smashes the guy against the ceiling?" ~The Lost Deep Thoughts from SNL

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"You mean Shakespearean is a PERSON? I though it was a language..."

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Thoughts on animal mistreatment: "People are racist to animals! Think about it. Have you ever seen a black squirrel running around in the park? NO! They all in prison, that's why!"

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"If the disease isn't contageous, the how did he catch it?" (everyone nods in agreement) ~strange but wonderful classmates

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"Everything tastes like chicken in the end. And chicken...tastes good." ~Adult Swim (tv)

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"Normal is just a setting on your washing machine." ~a sign on someone's door

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"MY FISH WAS SMALL,
MY FISH WAS GOLD,
BUT NOW MY FISH
IS STILL AND COLD.

MY FISH NO MORE
WILL SPLASH AND SPLISH.
MY FISH IS GONE,

I FLUSH MY FISH." ~A Pizza the Size of the Sun

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"'But buried alive! Thats like in that horror movie. Yknow, the one with all the horror.'

'I think I saw that one. With all the words going up the screen at the end?'

'Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.'

'Don't worry, buddy. There are no words in this movie.'

'You know, it's much more real than a movie when it's real.'

'It's the smell. You can't smell stuff in a movie.'" ~AF

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"'What do you mean I'm not brave when I'm in bed?'" ~HP

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"If I was a man with gills I would be a fish." ~"Who's Line is it, Anyway?"

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"It's impossible, it's irrational, it's against my religion." ~Inuyasha

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"If you see a stranger, follow them." ~Cowboy Bebop

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"If men had their period they'd brag about the size of their tampons." ~LiveJournal

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Word of the week: Compunctuous

Bishounen of theMonth: Ichigo! (Bleach) tie between him and Kenpachi

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Looking for a promising Artemis Fowl fansite? Visit http://artemis-fowl.com

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Updates on my fics (if anyone cares...really, I just see other people putting it on their bios and thought it'd look bad if I didn't have it, too)

6/15/06: Okay. It's summer now and I might have time to start writing (and drawing) again. Well, maybe. I DO still have summer courses, but I'll make time. I'll continue with Life's Lessons, and maybe try to salvage Ash'ethear, thought it's doubtful. Expect more one-shots and maybe the start of some new novel-length stories in AF, Naruto, and/or FMP.

Ash'ethear: Hiatus. Too much of a Sue to save now, but there's still Hope. (Maybe.)

Ningen: Hiatus. (because I forgot the plot completely)

New Year's Resolutions: Finished.

Life's Lessons: A collection of semi-related one-shots with the same focal point (see summary). I'll be updating as often as I can but I can't guarantee anything.

Oneshots: the ones posted on ff.net are "Solitude", "Fowl", "Saturday Night", "Passion Play", "Children of Sodom and Gomorrah", "In a Loop", "Duet Unwilling", "Eighteen Roses", "Deathless Song", "End Song", and "Birthday Presents".

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THE ORION AWARDS

Are you a fan of Artemis Fowl series, by Eoin Colfer? Do you think you're true to the AF fandom? Are there AF fics that you believe deserve recognition, or certainly more than they're getting? Then...

Come, nominate your favorite Artemis Fowl fics at the Orion Awards! It's the best Artemis Fowl Fanfiction Awards (and possibly, only) you'll EVER find! And you can find it here: http://www.orionawards.breakthepressure.com. (Brought to you by the Good People at Criminality, the selective and best Artemis Fowl archive on this planet: http://criminality.popullus.net/.)

So go and vote, nominate your favorite fics and the best of the best will be selected and awarded Very Special Awards and given the title of Orion Award Winner!

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.:UPDATES:.

4/16/06:
The shortlists have been decided and are out for public viewing! Congratulations to all the shortlisters! You deserve it!

We now need YOU, the fans, to participate in this years first Orion Awards by joining the forums to discuss the nominees and vote in the People's Choice Awards! Here's a link to the forums:

http://www.orionawards.breakthepressure.com/forums/

6/15/06:
The Winners have been announced (for a while now...) and CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS!

6/22/06:
VERY IMPORTANT! The Orion Awards have MOVED. Our new location is http://www.orionawards.breakthepressure.com I've corrected all the links on this page to avoid further confusion. Things are back up and running smoothly once again! Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for sticking with us! Thanks also to the site admin and members of the OA forums for helping get everything put together!

12/20/06:
Noms are drawing to a close, so NOM, NOM, NOM! Also, enjoy our exclusive (butnotreally) fanzine, "The Observatory"! You can find a link to past/current issues on the main website. (They include articles by yours truly...but don't worry, they're are also articles by -good- writers. Insert wink-smiley)

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With the recent closing of the 2001-2005OA's comes the opening of brand (shiny) new doors of opportunity for writers and readers alike. That's right, it only gets better from this point on! It's time to be on the look out for the best-written AF fics you can find to nominate for the 2006 ORION AWARDS!

We are also looking for volunteers to become Judges, so if you love reading fiction and think you have something to contribute to the first annual Orion Awards, then join the forums and contact one of the mods about judging or email us at orionawards@gmail.com. (orionawards AT gmail DOT com).

On that note, GOD SPEED AND SAVE THE PIE FOR LAST.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.