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Author has written 21 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Formerly "Cat of Darkness". You like a change every... six years or so. I see you've somehow managed to stumble across Pyro's FF.net page. Unfortunately, Pyro's too busy speaking in third person and writing mediocre fanfiction to tell you about himself. :shot: Well, all right, here I am. I'm a spastic little critter residing in the woods (literally. People think I kid on that) of New England. My interests include visual art, stage work, cosplaying, writing, psychology, propmaking, and fishies. Especially fishies. I like a lot of things, and can talk to just about anyone about just about anything. I'm more of an extrovert, and I love meeting new people. The only thing I'm any good at is cosplay. The Roy Mustang in my avatar is me. :waves: I'm physically female, but use whichever pronoun I want when describing myself. Right now, apparently, I'm a "he". I'm thoroughly obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist. While I wouldn't call myself a "slash" fan, a lot of the pairings I DO support are malexmale. ...And a lot of the pairings I can't STAND are, too. I'm probably about the biggest HughesxRoy fan on the planet. If you want proof, here's a 24-page rant on WHY I support HughesxRoy so much. My only real pet peeves with fanfiction are OOCness, unrealistic scenerios, and ridiculous PWP that just uses the images of the characters as an object of wank for the author. That, and authors that are jerks. I am not a jerk! D: If I don't respond to your review, just give me a nudge saying "OMG WTF YOU FAIL FOR NOT REPLYING", and I'll give you about 20 pages in return. I stopped a lot of my fanfics because I think they're "dumb" and I think I fail. If you disagree, give me a nudge, and I'll probably update. I'm cool like that. :) I have a lot of interests as far as fanfiction goes, and I LOVE a nice, original idea. I love anything either humorous, fluffy, angsty, or just badass. Especially badass. I love dark fanfiction, but humor is always good with me. More than good, actually. I hardly ever post the same kind of thing twice, so if you're insane enough to follow me and my crap, expect variety. I can't stand intolerance, big egos, homophobia, jerks, the words "Yaoi" "seme" and "uke", self-centered assholes, or stubborn people who refuse to respect an opposing view. I don't agree with everything, myself, but I will respect your opinion, and, even if I can't agree with it, try to see the good in it. I have a bad habit of trying to please everyone. As far as FMA goes, I'm a huge fantard for Hughes (obviously). I also love reading about Edward and Colonel Mustang. I love the colonel. Srsly. I like pairings all right, and my favorites are HughesxRoy (LOVE TO AN UNHEALTHY DEGREE), Roy/Hawkeye, Elricest, HughesxGracia (NOT ENOUGH LOVE), RoyxGracia, HughesxSheska (in the "What if..." sense, at least), EdwardxRussell, Tringhamcest, EdwardxWinry, LingxRanFan, AlphonsexMei Chang, RoyxHughes's dead body, HavocxSheska, Ling Yao/Edward, HavocxBreda, HughesxElysia (I told you I was messed up), and the occassional weakness for anything else, since just about anything can be done well if the circumstances are appropriate. I would like RoyxHavoc and RoyxEd, but I find both of those pretty unrealistic (and my ships TOTALLY aren't, right?), and a lot of the fans drive me insane. I liked RoyxEd and RoyxHavoc if they're well done. I love parental!RoyEd, RoyEd friendship, and "I-act-like-I-can't-stand-you-but-really-I-admire-you" fics with Roy and Edward. Parental!RoyElysia is good, too. ...And any fanfics where Envy gets pwn'd. I don't like Envy. I do, however, like Hughesmunculus. ...A lot. And blood. And sadomasochism. And creepy shit. I'm a big fan of angst, torture, necrophilia (lol, WHAT?), violence, action, vampires, Hughesmunculus, hurt/comfort, fluff, psychological horror, medical thriller, Hughes bottoming in any and all HyuRoi just because, nazi!Hughes, and religious themes. ...But fluff and humor? Dear GOD, LOVE. I also seem to love Twilight. More specifically, mocking it. I have no excuse. C: My other fandoms include Kingdom Hearts, Mobile Suit Gundam 0079, House, Gurren Lagann, and Death Note. I don't really like fanfiction of these, but I'm partial to trinity-centric KH fics, Space Paranoids-based fics, Sora/Tron, and anything that does not involve Organization XIII. For Death Note, I really like LightxL friendship. I do NOT like LightxL as a PAIRING, but I'm still open to LightxL recs if they are well done. For Gurren Lagann, I like things involving KAMINA. Preferably KAMINA BEING MANLY. Grape Hippo is a plus. For MSG, I like Zeon-y things involving Char, red Zaku, Brightslaps, and explosions. Bonus points if it includes CharxAmuro (friendship, rivals, or pairing). I also seem to love badfic mockeries, parody fanfiction, and crack humor. ...But it takes a certain skill, and I am QUITE picky. I don't really like in-your-face PWP smut, but I will give just about anything a try. Well, I think that's MORE than enough. xD; If you want to see anything else: Just be warned: I am a little creepy sometimes, and I am a bit annoying, but if nothing else, I'm usually a pretty nice person, or, at the very least, I try my damndest to be. ...If I'm ever a jerk to you, let me know, and I will promptly remedy that. C: | |||||||||||
1. Exodus reviewsA series of events leaves Mustang frustrated, distraught, and ill. When illness turns to unbearable agony, a startling conclusion threatens to change his life forever. Serious angst, dark, body horror, Hughes/Mustang friendshipFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-5-09 - Maes H. & Roy M.2. Stained Glass reviewsIn the blue-white light, through an open window, Roy had watched Him kill for the first time. MAJOR SQUICK. Gore, Roy/Hughesmunculus, cannibalism, necrophilia, implied incest, rape, character deaths, etc. Do not read if squeamish!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-09 - Roy M. & Maes H. - Complete3. Variable reviewsThat was all right; Maes liked a challenge. And one who appreciated a challenge couldn’t have asked for a better best friend than Roy Mustang. Slash, limey, HughesRoyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-09 - Roy M. & Maes H.4. Kitten » reviewsAfter being ordered to accompany him on a simple mission, Edward and Maes are forced to reconsider everything they thought they knew about the Colonel... With some help from a very special kitten. parental!RoyEd, mild HughesxRoy and HughesxEdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 9-29-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.5. Cold reviewsHe was so cold. Hughes/Roy, lemon, yaoi, necrophilia, angst. Do not read if squeamish.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-09 - Maes H. & Roy M. - Complete6. Ashes to Flame reviewsMaybe Hughes would have lost his chance at having a family, but Roy has lost the love of his life. A chance meeting with a stranger in a small cafe leads Roy to question just how much he's lost, and what they must have gained. Post HughesxRoyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-08 - Roy M. & Trisha E. - Complete7. Guardian Angel reviewsIt took Maes Hughes losing everything to see that he hadn't lost everything. Hughes and Roy, oneshot, WAFF, character death, mild angst, mild HughesxRoy contentFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-16-08 - Maes H. & Roy M. - Complete8. Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking reviewsHe was still freezing. But he was touching something alive. Holding onto the only thing he could be sure of. The only thing that secured him to this world with an iron grip and the touch of gentle fingertips.:: HughesxRoy, yaoiFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-08 - Roy M. & Maes H. - Complete9. Revenge reviewsFor years, Hughes has been humiliating his best friend by spreading all kinds of embarrassing material around the military. But Roy's not one to keep taking things lying down, and it's time for him to execute the perfect revenge... HughesxRoy! prank!ficFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-08 - Maes H. & Roy M. - Complete10. A Letter reviewsThe stars are the same here, too. Sometimes I wonder if you’re out there, looking up at the same sky. ::Elricesty, pre movie:: How can Ed begin to fit into a world he doesn't belong to when he isn't even whole?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.11. The G Word reviewsA series of rumors and embarrassing incidents has the men of Eastern Command struggling to prove their manliness! Is Roy bi? Havoc gay? They'll do everything from gay bars on fire to seeing who can take the biggest crap to prove otherwise. Humorous slashFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-0812. The Lightest Touch » reviewsThe brothers are presented with another seemingly trivial lead on the Stone, and prepare themselves for another disappointment. However, they remain unprepared for what else this journey might have in store for them. Elricest, armor!Al, lime, WAFF, plotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 9-11-07 - Alphonse E. & Edward E.13. Servility reviews“I’m telling you, Roy! You’ve got to find yourself a wife!” HughesxRoy, shounen-ai, fluff, WAFFFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-11-08 - Maes H. & Roy M. - Complete14. Cleaning Up reviews[HughesRoy, HughesEd, Elricest Oneshot] Hughes is sent to retrieve Edward after a week of being in his room. On a trip back to Hughes's house to shower up, they all find themselves getting into more than they bargained for.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-26-07 - Maes H. & Edward E. - Complete15. Naked reviewsEd returns to the Colonel's office after hours to find Roy still in it... Naked. Just WHAT is the sorryass colonel planning? ...You'd be surprised. Humor, language, sex references. A neat IMO take on Roy and Ed's friendship. IF YOU READ IT, REVIEW IT.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-07 - Edward E. & Roy M.16. I Dare You reviewsHeat. A warm mouth suffocating his thoughts away. Ragged, harsh breathing. He was lost to the goldeneyed divinity. “I dare you to tell me I love you.” [EdwardxRussell, lemon, yaoi, angst, some RussxFletcher hints]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-17-07 - Russell T. & Edward E. - Complete17. Friends In My Heart reviewsSora reflects upon just how vital the role his friends play on his life are. He finds that when his journey ends, he may not get a chance to see them again. Upon a visit to see Tron, he finds that he's not the only one. Love SxT, but just mushy friendshipKingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-06 - Complete18. Light Peril reviewsSora decides to check up on Tron, only to find trouble in Space Paranoids. During his new quest he fights terrible foes, awkward situations, and finds that maybe there's more to his program friends then he thought possible. Tron centric, some romanceKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-06 - Sora19. Hogwarts School of Detectives » reviewsA piece of crap I wrote when I was 11. Kept up simply to show that people WILL read anything... Harry Potter and Yu Yu Hakusho crossover.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 11-13-0320. Confused Hearts reviewsA SoraxKairi story I wrote when I was 11. It's my first attempt at anything remotely romantic, and at 11, I had no IDEA what love was... So read this unintelligent ramble at your own risk.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-04 - Complete
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