“Go to your room and don’t come out until you learn responsibility for other people’s property. Or how to weld. Whatever comes first.”-Dad, Fairly Odd Parents

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

"Man, could you stop stabbing me for ONE SECOND!"-Mad TV

"Get to sleep stupid or you're out of the family."

“I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves.”-Peter, ‘Shadow of the Giant’

“Don't be spiteful and petty, Peter told himself. One spiteful act brings too much pleasure -- it just makes you want to do another, and another. And sooner each time.”-Shadow of the Giant, Orson Scott Card

“Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;
but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,
To speak dishonorably is pardonable.”-Sophocles

“Are you ok? Did any suspicious looking people try to make contact with you? Did you drink anything strange? Do you feel violated in any way?” Full Metal Panic Vol. 1

“English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”

“Honour is like an island, rugged and without shores; once we have left it, we can never return.”

"That's the most anaemic catapult I've ever seen." -Jamie Hyneman

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