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since: 11-15-03, id: 487879
country: United States
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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi. I'm Lisa, I collect Little Apple Dolls, roommates and plot bunnies, so if you have extras, let me know.

Likes: Draco/Hermione, slash, humor, one-shots, Draco singing and/or dancing
Dislikes: angst, too much drama, Ron being a bastard, Hermione being a whore, horribly OOC fics, people who use chat speak (tho, cuz, thru, luv, etc) in their stories. LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL

My all-time, hands-down favorite fic ever, you ask? Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...Rat? by Sharon Armstrong. Read it and love it. This is the first fic I ever read (On Schnoogle) and it hooked me.

Hermione and I share a birthday. How cool is that?

Undercover Lovers
That's right, I'm back and ready to go. This one got started a long while ago and lost to the world. But, it has been rediscovered, and is in the process of being edited, revised and (hopefully) finished.

Numb, Pity, Dog Shitting Razorblades, and Blood Letters
Okay, just a note about these four. They were written when I was fifteen and thought that everything needed to be riddled with grief and angst and drama. So, go ahead and read them, maybe have a giggle at them, and please keep in mind that they are not indicative of my writing capabilities. For a prime example of my snarky one-liners and general ridiculousness, please read Blasted Wreck of a Cat.

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1. Blasted Wreck of a Cat » reviews
“And you are off your rocker,” Draco informed him. “I am only marginally evil and I am not holding Granger’s cat hostage.” [might be DMHG, but right now it's mostly DMcrookshanks...]features sleep deprived!draco and shedding!crookshanks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 2-15-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
2. Undercover Lovers » reviews
Dumbledore has hatched ANOTHER evil plot to torture his students, namely Draco and Hermione, and the term “interhouse relations” takes on a whole new meaning. [Dramione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 11-28-06
3. Christmas Lies reviews
“What is the meaning of this, Granger? I know that I am devastatingly attractive, but Accioing me is terribly unbecoming and little stalkerish.” [oneshot, terribly chiched]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-21-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
4. Muggle Locks reviews
“Damn it, Malfoy, now is not the time to remind me of how goodlooking you are. Don’t even try, I know exactly what you were going to say.” [oneshot, implied slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete
5. Of PJs and Panties reviews
“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
6. Dog Shitting Razorblades reviews
Hermione finally sees what Ron is really made of, and decides it's time for some revenge. [onshot, songfic, AU, posthogwarts, character death]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-04 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
7. Blood Letters reviews
“I know you can never love me, but how can you hate me? This is the last time I will write, so goodbye, Angel. Goodbye.” [oneshot, character death]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-17-04 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
8. Pity reviews
Neville finally snaps...One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-16-04 - Neville L. - Complete
9. Numb reviews
SongFic to Linkin Park's "Numb" Draco refuses to follow in his father's footsteps and pays the ultimate price. PG13 for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-04 - Draco M. & Lucius M.
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