Hi! My name is Guitarprincess. I am new to FanFiction
1/18/05: Okay, people. I have to let you know that I have hit a little writer’s block with “Beatus”, which I’m currently rewriting. I am thinking of a couple one shots that I have yet to write. And then there is also my schoolwork to think of. Sorry for the delay.
Some of my favorite movies are:
Spiderman 1 & 2 (What? Toby is HOT! He can save me any day)
Ever After
Happy Feet (Elijah belongs to ME! Paws off my penguin!)
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (It's my autobiograpy!)
Princess Diaries 1 and 2
Some of my favorite book series:
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (they are full of addictivosity and hilariosity)
Princess Diaries
Harry Potter (How can you NOT love it?)
Some of my favorite quotes:
Mumble: about Lovelace I'll just appeal to his better nature.
Néstor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Rinaldo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramón: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Ramón, Néstor, Raul, Lombardo: No! (“Happy Feet”)
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley! (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess's body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded. (“Freaky Friday”)
Mr. Little: Son, there’s something I’ve got to tell you.
Chicken Little: What Dad?
Mr. Little: In about three seconds, I’m going to scream like a little girl (“Chicken Little” teaser trailer)
Homer Simpson: noticing a glow Uh, what's that ominous glow in the distance?
Angry Mob: wielding torches Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill...
Homer Simpson: looking out the window Marge, look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
Angry Mob: looking round, seeing Homer Kill, kill, kill, kill...
Homer Simpson: D'oh! (“The Simpsons movie”)
“Can we panic now?”-Ron (“Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets”)
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know. (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria. Anamaria slaps Jack
Will Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No that one I deserved. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”)
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! The public needs me.We’re talking about the greater good.
Honey Best: Greater good?I am your wife. I am the greatest good you will ever know (“The Incredibles”)
Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy! (“Lilo and Stitch”)’
Mumble has dived off a cliff to pursue the "alien" fishing boat Lovelace: I'm gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after you're dead and gone! (“Happy Feet”)
Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this! pause YOU'LL pay for this! Kill them (“Robin hood:men in tights”)
Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float
Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one
Ms. Bluberidge (off screen): Don’t you be giving him any more rum
Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that. (“horton hears a Who!)
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! The public needs me.We’re talking about the greater good.
Honey Best: Greater good?I am your wife. I am the greatest good you will ever know (“The Incredibles”)
The Book: about the Point of View Gun The Point of View gun conveniently does precisely what its name suggests. That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, they instantly see things from your point of view. It was designed by Deep Thought, but commissioned by a consortium of intergalactic angry housewives, who after countless arguments with their husbands were sick to the teeth of ending those arguments with the phrase "You just don't get it, do you?" (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Chee Fu: I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other
Yao: But the only girl would love him is his mother (“Mulan”)
“I used to design for GODS!”- Edna Mode (“The Incredibles”)
about the Bludgers Oliver Wood: Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)
“Insolent ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like a girl. AAAHH!" - Chee Fu (“Mulan”
Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float
Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one
Ms. Bluberidge (off screen): Don’t you be giving him any more rum
Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that. (“horton hears a Who!)
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! The public needs me.We’re talking about the greater good.
Honey Best: Greater good?I am your wife. I am the greatest good you will ever know (“The Incredibles”)
Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Fook: Yes, to complete the program.
Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Fook: Hardly.
Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse... (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.
Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
Dumbledore: And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.
Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
Dumbledore: Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive... beams) Special awards for services to the school. (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)
Ryan: hearing Anna scream because her door is gone She saw it.
Grandpa: gets up quick I'm gonna check those Lakers.
Ryan: I'm with you... . (“Freaky Friday”)
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