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Author has written 24 stories for Clarissa Explains It All, Lord of the Flies, Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme), Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Gossip, Dogma, X-Men: Evolution, and Chronicles of Narnia. "When I enter the forest the birds become incontinent with fear so there's this torrential downpour of shit from the trees." -My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist, Matt Leyner
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1. and sometimes you hear the silence speak reviewsGolden Age fic. Edmund and Susan go to Calormen to collect magic. "We are doing this for Narnia, sister, and nothing else." Sort of EdmundxJadis and vaguely Pevencestuous, but technically gen.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-09 - Edmund Pevensie & Susan Pevensie2. Deus Ex Machina reviewsRogue and her bruises. RogueJean (yeah, that's slash).X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-043. A Glove With the Fingers Withdrawn reviewsTeen angst does favors for nobody. RogueBobby. BobbyJohn (yes, that's slash). RogueJohn, sort of.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-04 - Rogue & Jean G.4. Happy Hour reviewsAdam and Eve were still human when they were thrown out of Eden." "That was why they got thrown out in the first place, wasn't it?"Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-035. Superglue reviewsSee title. [Bobby, John, and a geography project.]X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-25-03 - Rogue & Toad6. Chalk Lines reviewsBlack holes. [Slash: ScottWolverine. Post-X2.]X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-03 - Wolverine & Wolverine7. 2:30 AM reviewsJohnRogue. "Rogue doesn't ask any questions when an inebriated John throws pebbles at her window at half past two in the morning."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-18-03 - Rogue & Toad8. Option E reviewsBobby has identity issues. John is weirded out. Slash.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-16-03 - Rogue & Storm9. Shadow Friendly reviews[Pyro fic.] The end of the world and the places where we grow strong. Post X2. Post everything.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-03 - Rogue & Magneto10. Make Your Own Olympus reviews"For the first time since he changed sides, standing between Bigfoot and proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth, Pyro felt out of his depth." Post X2.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-15-03 - Toad & Sabretooth11. Three, Two, One reviewsSo, they're in a night club. [Slash. Derrick/Travis.]Gossip - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-10-0312. Zippo in Hand reviewsA portrait of the pyromaniac as a twelve-year-old kid.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-10-0313. The Water is Fine reviewsKurt arrives at the mansions. Post X2. Kurt/OroroX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-10-03 - Storm14. Do You Dream? reviewsWill Graham is haunted. [This fic is set after he quit the FBI and before 'Red Dragon'.]Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-0315. This Side of the Sun reviewsAll that is gold does not glitter. "So you're not cracking?" John, Rogue, and a rendezvous. Post X2. Pairings-wise, there is the ubiquitous Bobby/Rogue, but beyond that, subtext is your friend.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-10-03 - Rogue16. 2plus2equals5 reviewsBobby takes long showers. John/Rogue.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-10-03 - Rogue17. Sunshadow reviewsBeing lost in Venice. It's preferable to being lost in other things, sometimes. St. John/Bobby. Post X2.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-03 - Mystique & Rogue18. Justin FinchFletchley and the Normal Teenage Prob » reviewslem. Cursed be space constraints. An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff's life instead of the other way around. So, as she saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily businesHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 3-21-03 - Rubeus H. & Severus S.19. Scientific Method reviewsThe Death Eaters have attacked Hogwarts. Logic finaly fails Hermione. Hypothesise, observe, and conclude. Hypothesise, observe, conclude, and fall.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-03 - Hermione G. & Ron W.20. Haphaestus reviews"In your confusion you kiss him to fight against the fire." Slash: Harry/Ron.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-03 - Ron W. & Harry P.21. The Unrelated Nouns and Verbs reviewsHarry reevaluates his opinion of poetry. Slash; Harry/Draco (Yep, there's me going along with the crowd.)Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.22. The Impossible Math reviewsGhost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-0223. The Sixth Commandment reviewsA darker rewrite of the last chapter, delving deeper into Ralph's psychology. The boys are not rescued off the island.Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-0224. Still Life reviewsSo, Clarissa talks to people who aren't there. Ferguson worries.Clarissa Explains It All - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 1-21-02