Name: Celsiana (yes, that really is my name)

Age: 14

Lives in: California

Political affiliation: Green Party

Favorite Shakespearean Characters: Beatrice, Lady Macbeth, Sir Toby, and Puck.

Favorite Band: The Mediaeval Baebes

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Hidden Fortress, and Ocean's 11.

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1. Romeo and Juliet as a Bad Soap Opera reviews

It's the same old Romeo and Juliet...except better and with less whining! Tybalt has a Sesame Street fetish, Mercutio is constantly high and Juliet cheats on Romeo with the whole cast!

Shakespeare - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 1-11-05

2. The Fellowship has fun in the USA » reviews

This started out as a normal Fellowship-on-a-road-trip fic...But after being pursued by fangirls, attacked by zombies, subjected to bad pop music, diverted to New Zealand, and mistaken for Martians, things started to get a little strange...

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,138 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 11-30-03

3. It's all Gandalf's fault! » reviews

A very over worked Thranduil decides to take a vacation and leave Legolas in charge of Mirkwood. Legolas is not pleased. Gandalf tells Aragorn to go capture Gollum and bring him to Mirkwood. Aragorn is not pleased. Niether is Gollum. PG-13 for swearing.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-23-04 - Published: 1-21-04