I like humor, so a few favorite quotes from TV/movies

Favorite Quotes:

"The only reason you're still conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you!"~Jack Bauer

"do you know how to use this?" (Jack)
"No" (Woman)
"Point and shoot!" (Jack)~24

"Shut up, stupid! "~ Jack Bauer 24

"I could never allow him to be used for such evil!" (Dr.Frankenstein)
"I could."(Dracula) ~Van Helsing

"There's a brighter side to death?" (Van Helsing)
"Yes it's just harder to see" (Anna) ~Van Helsing

"So did you bring back Mr.Hyde or did you kill him?...Oh you killed him...that's why they get so annoyed!" (Carl) ~Van Helsing

"You cursed! Not very well mind you but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all." (Van Helsing)
"Actually I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. Damn it." (Carl) ~Van Helsing

"I'd rather die then help you!" (Velkan)
"Oh don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies." (Dracula) ~Van Helsing.

"If anything happens, you'll know what to do." (Quinn)
"Umm actually I've no idea..."(Creedy) ~Reign of Fire

"17 seconds...that's how long they're expected to live once they jump." (Alex)
"Ever thought of giving them parachutes?"(Creedy) ~Reign of Fire

"Have you determined the cause of death?"
"Um...we're pretty sure its the knife in his back sir." ~ Cased Closed/Detective Conan

"I am not a warrior"
"After tonight-you will be" ~The 13th Warrior

"Riley Are you crying?"
"Look...Stairs" ~National Treasure

"Is there anything you would like?"
"I would like not to go to prision. I would really like not to go to prision...I can't even begin to tell you how much I would like not to go to prison."~National Treasure

"Shall I describe it to you or would you like me to get you a box?" ~Legolas Greenleaf

"Toss me!"
"What?"
"Toss me! Wait! Don't tell the elf!" ~Gimli and Aragorn

"But why is the rum gone!" ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me, I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest-honestly! It's the honest ones you have to watch out for...you'll never know when they might do somethig...stupid..." ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"Think of my children!"
"You don't have any children."
"Someday I might..." ~Beni and Rick

"Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch! Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!" ~King Arther and the Black Knight

"Right I'll do you for that!"
"What?"
"Come here!"
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?" ~Black Knight and King Arther

"You yellow bastard! Come back here and see what's comming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" ~The black knight!