Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

So I fixed my computer; I can upload stuff again! *does a happy dance* Technically, though, I didn't fix it... I had to buy a new computer. :S This is not the way to go if you can avoid it...

I love reviewers! It makes my day when I have some reviews in my inbox! So review! Go ahead, make my day! (heh, heh)

I also love slash. I don't have a single pen name without a slash story under it... I'm terrible that way.

I'm officially writing again. After the hellish bit of my life that kept me from writing anything, I'm back on track as far as finishing "The Cow Crows At Midnight". To all you Sirius/Sev fans out there, though, I have to apologize: as of now, "Why Can't You See What I See" is ABANDONED.

I think I'm going to move onto writing more oneshots after I finish up "Cow", one because they're fun and two because I'm too damn lazy to write anything else.

So here's a little about me. I'm a teenager from Michigan. I'm short (only a little over 5' but not quite 5'1"), and I like to cook. And I have hair. (clarification: IT'S ON MY HEAD.)

I know that's not an ordinary comment, but believe me, this is not ordinary hair. My hair looks like Linda Rondstat on a bad hair day during about 95% humidity. It causes much pain and trauma in my life, and is most of the motivation behind anything remotely angsty I might ever have written.

The IM screen name up there, by the way, isn't for AOL; it's for MSN.

Another thing I should point out before (or perhaps after. whatever) you read my stories is that I overuse commas, like, it's, the, last, day, on, earth. Seriously, I am the biggest comma-whore you'll ever meet. So if you catch me whoring commas, let me know in a review or something and I'll get right on that. (Although I don't know how you would word that other than "HEY! COMMA WHORE! YOU'RE WHORING COMMAS AGAIN!")

Well, if I haven't convinced you that I'm pretty much insane by now, here's a couple quotes.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"Sit on my face and tell me you love me."

"It's dead."
"It's not dead!"
"It most certainly is! This... is an ex-parrot!"
"It's PINING for the FJORDS."

"Little Orphan Annie. The only thing in the world that could possibly have pulled me away from electric sex, gleaming in the window."

So. I have a blog. (tourist.motime.com). I'd appreciate it if you'd swing by... you might experience a lot of what makes some of my stories so... unique. Leave a comment or two and what do you know? you've made a friend for life.