Hi, I'm NoLifeWhatsoever.

If you know a good yaoi sasunaru, tell me.

here, have some quotes!(I didn't make these, gotta love "copy" & "paste")

“You weren’t paying attention. Besides, the best way to win an argument is to knock the other person out.”--18 yr old Edward Elric to 16 yr old Edward Elric, from Time, by Lea Cat

If life gives you lemons... take 'em, 'cus, hey! Free lemons!--a friend who didn't want to leave the "If life gives you lemons" quote with the stereotypical ending.

"I never argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level, and then beat me with experience."--Hiei, commenting on Yusuke to Kurama, from Pure Blood, Half Blood, by Kurosaisei.

"... It's like searching for a needle in a stack of needles."--Lust, FMA episode The Truth Behind Truths

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door-- no idea

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! P.S. I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a floppy.-- again, not sure

“Outnumber this, you odd manifestation of post-human consciousness!”--Maddie, Phantom of a Doubt, by PotterPhan21

“Oh sure, cheating on a test actually ends the world one time, and you just can’t let it go."--Tucker, Complications, by HiddenAuthor

"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will become your downfall."--Dave Ramsey--and don't ask.

"Maybe Logan was right about one thing. Maybe I should choose a birthday... how about yesterday? Born yesterday, and the best thing is I have a whole year not to think about it."--Max, Dark Angel

“I’m a ghost, my dad rigged our car to shoot death rays, my mom’s hotdogs attack people, and my cousin is a puddle in the basement. What’s weird?”--Danny, Hopes, by HiddenAuthor

As the portal closed shut, the two canine ghosts nodded at eachother and commenced in starting a prison riot.--The Impossible Murder, chapter 10, by Billie Jukes

"Sanity!? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." -- Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach, Japanese verion w/subtitles, episode 51

"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past and one of you succeeded!" -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End

“Yeah, well, I think the Queen of England a shape-shifting vampire from Egypt. Guess everyone crazy in their own way.”--Esta, Some Things are Free, chapter 6, by em-witchwood.

"It was brilliant. Threw more insults than Snape on a bad day. I don't think I've ever seen Rita Skeeter run that fast."--Ron, referring to Dumbledore throwing reporters out of Hogwarts, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"Oh, Merlin. Next time Albus asks for a favor, I'm running away from home."--Severus Snape, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I'll have you know I walk in the moonlight all the time," Severus informed him, affecting a look of indignation. "Granted it's mostly to hand out detentions but it still counts."--The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I enjoy sarcasm. So should you."--Severus Snape, Union of Doom, by Steppenwoelfin.

"The thing I don't get is why they call it a Depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they're not really all that depressed."--Max, Dark Angel, Pilot episode.

Not for sale, rent, or eBay. -- Not sure, but I thought it was cute.

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. --Anonymous

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.--I've always thought that was a cute proverb. And often sadly true.

Do you love chemistry? Do you go all soft and squishy in your biology class? Do you wish you could somehow take them both at once? (Are you out of your mind?)--A bit of The Princeton Review's online intro to Biochemistry. I thought it was funny.

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“Listen to me very carefully, Potter. If my aunt acquires one of those puppies for you and it gets within slobbering distance of my home… I assure you, the day my aunt leaves town there would be a new batch of Longevity Draught brewed by nightfall.”

Cocking his head to the side, Harry stared at Snape puzzled.

Severus sighed and rolled his eyes heavenward. “That would have been a more effective threat had you paid attention long enough in my class to discover that the main ingredient in Longevity Draught is ground puppy-dog spleen.”

An excerpt from Mistletoe, by Forever and then some.

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"When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45."

"So?"

"I was nine years old!"

A scene snippet from Supernatural, conversation between Sam and Dean Winchester. I'm afraid to say I don't remember which episode--feel free to correct me if I misquoted anything.

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“Alright, so you basically shocked them to death, nearly killed them all, banished their King, disturbed all their pretty little ideas and to sum up turned their world upside down.”

“Basically.”

“Excellent! Great job, boy!"

An excerpt from The Dragonmasters by Naia. Anyone who hasn't read it, even if you don't like Harry Potter, have never read the books or seen the movies, or are otherwise disinclined to read anything in that fandom, should read this story. It is not yet complete, but the writing is exceptional (with a few minor spelling/grammar errors), it has A PLOT, and is relatively self-explanitory.

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“I cannot believe you’re coming to me with this,” Ed muttered, rubbing his forehead tiredly. His hair was a mess of flaxen tangles that were clearly the product of having agitated fingers run through it one too many times. “You do realize I’m more than a decade your junior, right?”

“Yes.”

“And was orphaned at a very young age, performed human transmutation, spent most of my youth running around searching for a way to reverse its effects, never really had time to delve into the arcana of social norms and niceties.”

“Yes.”

“And have no experience with the happy state you hope to enter into eventually, nor its attendant familial obligations. That’s Al’s thing.”

“Yes.”

“And am currently involved in a relationship that is unlikely to ever reach said happy state, despite an abundance of commitment.”

“Yes.”

“And have never, in anyone’s wildest dreams, been heralded as the epitome of grace, tact and subtlety?”

“Yes.”

Ed sighed with exaggerated patience. “Then let me put it very bluntly: why are you asking me for advice on how to proceed with your love life again?”

An excerpt from Full Circle, by Nike Femme. It's a Full Metal Alchemist fic, somewhat AU, and very well written. I reccommend it to anyone who has seen the entire series--or doesn't mind mild spoilers. Mostly self-explanitory, to anyone who doesn't know the series and wants to read it anyway, but possibly confusing on history-related points.5-17-08

"If life gives you lemons, hope they're sasunaru or narusasu yaoi (lol) -nolifewhatsoever