Progess On My Storys:

Alone: About 25 percent done, I honestly have no idea where I am going to go with this. Expanding and Editing, but no promises.

RL: Errrr, trying to work on another chapter. About half way done as of 12-04-09, sorry about the delay. I am in college, and so I have to keep my priortys. Also doesnt help that I dont actually have a word program. Also working on rewriting a few of the chapters, expanding and editing, ect.

How to Tell if You're a Writer- Borrowed From The Lights Refrain

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Cya!

A message to those who FLAME:

I would personally like to say this to everybody out there, since some people seem to be very hostile about the entirety of it.

I write about origenal charecters, Self-inserts and the like, I try to keep as far away from Mary-sue as possible, but inevitably a charecter will end up having some trait that can be identified as a Mary-sue trait.

I believe that everybody has at least ONE thing they are really good at, be it sword fighting or playing the keyboard with their toes. To avoid being really good at anything would make the charecter bland, its when you make the charecter really good at EVERYTHING or on the focused subject that you stray into Sue-land. I will admit I have to work out some details in my storys, but I would like to say that my charecters are by no means perfect.

If they offend you, or upset you in any way-GO AWAY! No one is forcing you to READ. And to add on to that, no one if forcing you to write a FLAME either. I fully endorce constructive critisim, I USE itmany times myself. But Flaming is wrong, the only thing you prove by doing so is that YOU have a problem not the story.

If you are in a bad mood, go hit a punching bag dont pick on me. That make's you no better then a schoolyard bully, takes a real big person to pick on someone who cant really fight back doesnt it hmmm?

We have enough of those in the real world.

Get over yourselves and take some resposiblity.

-- Update: New Chapter for RL as of 01-09-09

Umi: http://bamvivirie.deviantart.com/art/Umi-85797847

~Wonders if HTMLing works here~

-Scratches head- HU! It occurs to me now that I haven't updated this thing... Since the first time I wrote it. With an exception of the little updates on my story's, which also doesn't happen.

Hmmmmmmmm, about me...

Well, needless to say I am a lazy college student who somehow manages to pull off at least a 3.0 (Which is a good thing because I am totally dependent on financial aid for everything). I don't really have a job, and my parents disappeared the moment I turned 18.

But whatever, don't need em anyways. I love to write story's about my own characters because I don't like messing with cannon nonsense. Writing about someone Else's character just doesn't feel right to me, some weirdness about not being in character. In retrospect, I often love to read other OC stories. They by far turn out better, not to mention the have more originality to them. You can only write about the same couple so many times before you've read everything.

Lets see... More about myself... Hold on, trying to stomp down the ego...

Ok, so the character I admire the most would probably be the Chesire Cat. He was my idol growing up, for many reasons. He always knew everything, from the beginning to the end. It didn't matter which way Alice went, it would have lead to the same thing regardless. It is I suppose, an exercise in futility. He spoke in riddles, but he told the truth.

We Are All Mad Here.

But enough on him, needless to say I never learned to pull off my head and stand on it (Not for lack of trying).

I have heard about or read just about every series and/or cartoon, movie ect. I have so many fav.s I could fill my profile and it still wouldn't be all of them.

But I will tell you my all time fav. game if FF6/3/Anthology, it was the first game I ever played. Leading me further into the land of FF and gaming in general.

As for how I am as a person well... I am definitely NOT a people person, too many people and I start to feel trapped. Claustrophobia or something like that I guess. Im not to bad at conversation, a little cynical and allot sarcastic at first glance I seem polite, but that is only until I decide wither or not to snark at thee.

And I do snark. I do try to be polite to everyone but I don't know if succeed, since I am not you or another person. Hmmm I do have a few actual friends, and they are seven kinds of cool. Probably because they are even weirder then I am -Didn't know that was possible until she met them-.

On another note, I am the standard college student in that I am totally addicted to caffeine..._;; I love anything with rediclusouly large amounts of sugar, including but not limited to: Twinkys (Credited to a certain blue furred scientist) Muffins, cupcakes, brownies, fudge (My family have super uber recipe that kicks all others bums), chocolate, strawberrys, cherrys ect. I could go on forever if I really wanted to.

Dev.Art Account: http://bamvivirie.deviantart.comHaven't added anything new in a day and an age, would prolly help if I had a scanner but whatever.

Wajas: Chesire Cat (52322) If you ever get a wajas account (Which I highly recommend since its ten times the cool of neopets) Get ahold of me or my friend Amino Ryshan (50818) We run the NBP Or Newbie Breeding Project. We started it when we first got on wajas and it exploded into popularity.

I am very good at what I do. What do I do you ask? Whatever I feel like doing, I can do anything I want to quiet well... Its just a shame I don't feel motivated to do anything. So much talent going to waste, and I cant seem to care.

A link to an essay on the essence of Mary-sue: http://www.bast-enterprises.de/ranma/MarySue.html

Ja Ne