There was meant to be a witty and eloquent paragraph here, but I have unfortunately forgotten what it was. Such is life.

Anyhow. There is very little that anyone truly needs to know about anyone else, but for the sake of general amusement: I am sixteen, a university student, a geek, a misanthrope, and a confirmed cynic, I do extremely odd things with syntax, and would insert a horrible pun here except I can't think of one.

Avendya is my beta-reader, a large portion of the time. Better-formatted and more readable versions of most of my recenter (post-2005) work can be found here, at my Livejournal. I refuse to conform to American spelling norms.

That's about it.

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Update on the status of things, as of June 2008: I cannot write, I am overtaken by science, despair and darkness & the outer devastation with much ululation.

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1. The Frozen Hours reviews

Martha, seeing the Universe.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08

2. Into the Silence reviews

Sirius deals with the realities of war.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07

3. Plains Distant and Remote reviews

Lying low at Lupin's', to quote Dumbledore. Sirius, Remus, genfic.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07

4. Turn Left for the Sunrise reviews

In which there is a circus, of sorts, at right angles to the rest of the world. Gen.

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07

5. Anticlimax reviews

Padma Patil. India, England, mispronunciation, wartime, solitude, et cetera.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07

6. Predermination reviews

December 1979. Sirius moves into a flat.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 11-2-06

7. Ad Infinitum reviews

She's not sure where she came from, or where she's going. Romana, after the Time War.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-06

8. Fragmentary reviews

It's all in the stories, and the way we tell them. Regulus gen

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 8-15-06

9. How Icarus Drowns reviews

On Daedalian imitation, and ink, and eventually the end of things. Regulus.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06

10. On The Rise And Fall Of Kingdoms reviews

In another time, perhaps, they might not have fallen apart so. Regulus, Sirius, poetry.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06

11. Elysium reviews

In death, Sirius finds some sort of closure.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06

12. Reverberate reviews

The world, it seems, works strangely. Andromeda in December 1979, for Allie's birthday. Cameos: Sirius, Ted.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-24-06

13. Toll This Bell reviews

In wartime, five very different careers for Sirius Black.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 4-10-06

14. Soul's End reviews

Poetry. For Regulus, the renewal of the mind is the erasure of the memory of unsavoury things past.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-06

15. On The Turning Away reviews

He stands in the black clawed shadow of the old oak tree waiting for the abdication of all thought. Remus on November 1, 1981. For Avendya.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06

16. Seven reviews

Regulus Black has seven days to die. Gen one shot with a few HBP spoilers.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 1-20-06

17. Andantino reviews

On Andromeda and decisions and loves and regrets. Poetry, peculiar. No fixed rhyme scheme.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 12-7-05

18. Remember, to Forget reviews

Of Turin and Nienor. The bleak night never completely dies.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 11-15-05

19. Once reviews

Faramir wanted to be Turin. On Faramir and Finduilas.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

20. Cruciatus reviews

AU. No one knew, and no one guessed, what Peter kept suppressed.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 11-1-05

21. Where Laughter Dies reviews

During the Christmas holidays, Sirius Black runs away from home and will not return for twenty years. Complete.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-26-05 - Published: 10-26-05

22. Only Rain reviews

Sirius had always hated rain. One shot, mention of death.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-19-05 - Published: 10-19-05

23. Downspiral » reviews

The runup to the fateful Hallowe'en of 1981. Sirius is suspicious, Remus worries, Peter is afraid to speak, and James is about to be dead. Chapter Two: Peter

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 8-20-05

24. Unexplained reviews

Muggles and wizards, wizards and Muggles.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-12-05 - Published: 9-12-05

25. Verdant reviews

Green and red, dead.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 9-9-05

26. Dancing Down reviews

SnapeNarcissa. Sometimes, beauty lies in the things left unsaid.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

27. He Who Laughed Last reviews

Regulus Black, on Voldemort, betrayals, and Sirius. Warnings for HBP spoilers and a sympathetic portrayal of Reg.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-05

28. Gliding Into Oblivion reviews

Life, death, passion, and a little bit of silk. Vaire, double drabble.

Complete - Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-7-05

29. Fugue reviews

He did not know, of course, that she would die untimely. (Denethor and Finduilas; one shot; complete.)

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-23-05

30. East of the Sun reviews

Where now is Cuivienen?

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 2-27-05

31. Gilraen's Son reviews

For the sake of Gilraen most fair.' Aragorn on hearing the news of his mother's death. One-shot, complete, book canon.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-23-05 - Published: 2-23-05

32. Deathless reviews

FeanorNerdanel - She wished for flowers that did not die, and he gave them. Happy (Belated) Valentine's Day!

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-05

33. Starfall reviews

Elrond and Celebrian after the Last Alliance. A small and sad ficlet.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-05

34. Untitled reviews

Celeborn muses over his reasons for staying behind, and comes to a decision. [One shot, complete.]

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-10-05 - Published: 2-10-05

35. In Imladris, A Broken Sword reviews

A poetic peek at the dreams that haunted Faramir and drove Boromir to Rivendell. Not yet complete.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-17-04

36. Envinyanta » reviews

Aragorn's great-grandson tries to find out more about his legendary ancestor, and realises that even the greatest pay a price. [WIP]

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 9-13-04

37. Strange Stars reviews

Of Aragorn's sojourn in Harad. Some violence, but nothing objectionable. (WIP, has OMC)

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-04 - Published: 12-1-04

38. For Memory reviews

In far-off Eastern lands - Daeron, a cowherd, a sunset, a moment of joy. Could perhaps be called AU.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-13-04 - Published: 11-13-04

39. Crossroads reviews

What would have happened if Denethor had turned away from his pyre - and lived? Featuring Denethor, Faramir, Aragorn, Gandalf, and just about everyone else. AU, book-canon.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 11-10-04

40. Walk the Sands reviews

Haradric love poetry. Really... Because Gondorians aren't the only ones who get smitten.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-04

41. A Balrog's Lunch reviews

A Sue runs into a Balrog in Moria. The Balrog finds his lunch. Rated for some violence, and OOCness.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-31-04 - Published: 10-31-04

42. Noldo's Drabbles » reviews

A collection of 100-word ficlets written for various requests. Expect to see many Silmarillion references.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-04

43. At Long Last reviews

An Arwen poem. Only sadness came after Aragorn's passing.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 10-16-04

44. Cold Are Those Tools » reviews

She still loved him, but Fate is fickle, and reunions are rarely quite what we imagine. Nerdanel meets a reembodied Feanor. Abandoned, my apologies.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 10-7-04

45. Amras Today reviews

A humorous look at Amrod and Amras. Freeverse.

Complete - Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-04

46. Maidens of Old reviews

Hast thou heard the lay of inimitable, horrifying Mary-Sue? Settle down, and I shall tell it to thee...

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-30-04

47. Coivanda reviews

Wandering, fighting, living, dying. The Dunedain in the North have a way of life.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-30-04

48. My Life reviews

What Beren told Luthien, after the tenth time she asked him. [Free-verse]

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-19-04

49. Forth Helmingas reviews

Courage at Helm's Deep comes from unlikely sources.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04

50. To Look Upon It Once reviews

AU. Perhaps mortals could find the straight way, and come in time to the Ancient West...

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-04 - Published: 8-21-04

51. Glorfindel And The Spy He Hated reviews

Glorfindel hates spies. Really.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04

52. Yet Another Misadventure reviews

A parody of a generic Aragorn-Legolas friendship fic, written in free verse. No offence intended, and please criticise severely.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 8-10-04

53. On The Shores Of Time reviews

By the shores of the Sea, Maglor meets men.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 8-6-04

54. White For Mourning reviews

What of the women left behind in Rhun and Harad? What of their grief? (constructive criticism welcome, please)

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-2-04 - Published: 8-2-04

55. A White Assembly reviews

What was the first meeting of the White Council like? Why was Saruman the president? And why were the minutes never published? parody

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-04

56. One Fine Day In Valinor reviews

Even the Valar aren't perfect. Even the Valar argue sometimes. No literary value whatsoever.

Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-3-04 - Published: 6-3-04

57. Weathertop reviews

The Wraiths really wanted the bacon. The Ring was just an interesting side-effect.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-24-04 - Published: 5-24-04

58. Rantings Of A Harassed Advisor reviews

Erestor has a diary, and Glorfindel features prominently in it, usually not in a very flattering light.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-11-04 - Published: 5-11-04