Okay, so if you're reading this, then you want to know more about me. Obviously.
I'm (insert random age here), live in (insert name of random country beginning with United and ending with America), and write in my spare time- what little I have. My stories will be updated somewhat regularly, but I'm very praise-motivated, unfortunately. I'll try to update at least once a month, but some stories have already been written and will be updated weekly.
I write fanfiction- not all of it good, but decent enough. I'm a fan of yaoi, and any shounen-ai/yaoi stories will be clearly marked.
In case I've forgotten the diclaimer in any of my fanfics, I don't own a thing. I'd love to, but I don't. They're the property of their authors- I just enjoy playing with them. Dance my puppets, dance!
All for now.
And for those that have read my few EragonxMurtagh (yes, incest and slash.) fics, especially In Dreams, here's my theory on Angela's Prophecy.
ANGELA'S PROPHECY: THE SLASH THEORY
Angela's prophecy, as it reads in the book:
"An epic romance is in your future, extraordinary, as the moon indicates--for that is a magical symbol--and strong enough to outlast empires. I cannot say if this passion will end happily, but your love is of noble birth and heritage. She is powerful, wise, and beautiful beyond compare."
Okay- this was Angela's exact wording of a reading she did by throwing dragon bones. Thus, it is her interpretation. If we'd just look at the qualities for a moment- noble birth, noble heritage, powerful, wise, and beautiful.
I think that this description could totally fit Murtagh.
Reason? 'Noble birth'- his father was Morzan, who (though he WAS a traitor) could be considered a noble at the time of his death. There are mentions of Morzan having an estate- and Morzan was close enough to the king for Murtagh to be taken in by evil Galbatorix when Morzan himself died (was killed by the good guys). And who in real life is close to kings? Noblemen! 'Noble birth and heritage'? Check!
Powerful- Murtagh is more powerful than Eragon. Murtagh is another Dragon Rider, and very strong with magic. It's even written in the books that Murtagh is easily a match for Eragon with swords. 'Powerful'? Check!
Wise- According to my dictionary/thesaurus (yes, I have this much free time), the definition of 'wise' is 'intelligent'. Is there anyone who would like to argue that Murtagh is not intelligent? We can check off 'wise'.
Beautiful beyond compare- now almost everyone who has seen the movie agrees that Murtagh is 100x hotter than Eragon. Eragon is just in denial about his sexuality- and he was looking at women, since Angela never even considered the possibility of Eragon loving a man- and so nothing would be stated in the books. And- since Angela only has ONE board and would have to use the same board for men and women- Angela was going off the assumption that Eragon's love would be female, she said 'beautiful' instead of 'handsome'.
You see? Each quality Angela stated could also mean Murtagh, but since Angela wasn't thinking that Eragon could love a man (and the bones would describe what the 'love' would be like in terms of qualities more important than gender), she would have said 'she' and interpreted the bones accordingly, because Eragon was male. It WORKS, I tell you, it works!
Or it could just be another crackpot theory. I like my idea.
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Thoughts on Gay Marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!
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