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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Harry Potter, and Bleach. Hello. How are you? I am a Sinister Tomato. The Sinister Tomato belonged to Neil Gaiman and has already rotted away. I think he sold it to somebody on Ebay before that, though. It didn't look particularly threatening, but a fruit with one horn would be considered the most malicious of its kind. The picture used to make the avatar is property of Neil Gaiman. If you look at it, you'll see those exact words. I was using this penname before I even knew someone named Neil Gaiman existed (I wish I had found out about this man's books at that time). The satanic fruit came about two years after my penname. I wish I could have bought that thing. I look back on a lot of the stuff I wrote in the not-so-distant past and wonder, 'What the heck was I thinking?' Hopefully, this is a good sign. I do intend to finish 'The Seven Virtues.' Only once have I ever been able to complete a chaptered story (looking back on it, it was a really sappy piece of work that I should re-write or delete), and hopefully this will be my second (and hopefully it will be better). | |||||||||
1. With Every Page reviewsAnd the days pass with minimal longing as he reads..." Because distractions keep the world going round. Spoilers for the Turn Back the Pendulum arc Kyouraku, NanaoBleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-09 - Shunsui K. & Nanao I. - Complete2. The Marauders' Manifesto reviews[Deathly Hallows spoilers] 'We solemnly swear that we are, for once, up to some good, and not just for our own sakes.' There is very little to do at the end, when all is said and done. Besides, some things warrant a few more words.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-28-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete3. Pursuing Time reviewsDeath of the Discworld, meet Kuchiki Rukia and the King of Soul Society. Getting what you came for will not be so easy...[AU Continuation to 'Lending Time']Bleach - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-9-07 - Rukia K. - Complete4. The Seven Virtues » reviewsThey walk the ashen tightrope between virtue and sin. [Urahara x Yoruichi] [Inspired by NessieGG's Seven Deadly Sins]Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-17-06 - Published: 6-26-06 - K. Urahara & Yoruichi S.5. Lending Time reviewsDeath of the Discworld, meet Urahara Kisuke of Soul Society. Play nicely and please try not to create any imbalances to your univereses, or is it universi? [AU Crossover between Bleach and Discworld]Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete6. Two to Tango reviewsThe dress whirled around her, a pool of scarlet and lace. [Urahara x Yoruichi]Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-11-06 - Complete7. Perfection reviewsKurotsutchi Mayuri could not escape his predecessor's shadow, so he expanded his own.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete8. Disspation Of The Written Word reviewsWhen once she could memorize whole books, now she could not even remember a passage.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-06 - Sciezska - Complete9. Mismatched Button Eyes reviewsShe knitted a little stuffed dog with mismatched button eyes for the son she would never watch grow. :Inspired by the fact that Kakashi's mother is nonexistent.:Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-24-05 - Kakashi H. & Sakumo H. - Complete10. Simply Rising reviewsHe was essentially rendered speechless by twelve words, dumbfounding and unnerving in their simplicity.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-22-05 - Albus D. & Remus L. - Complete11. Life Lessons reviewsWith such an expansion of neverending life lessons, Edward wondered if life was also just one huge lesson in itself. generic, introspectiveFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-05 - Edward E. - Complete12. An Eternity of Waiting reviewsHer infinite patience would overflow an eternity.Samurai Champloo - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-05 - Complete13. Puzzle Pieces reviewsHer own pieces were weak, like extremely thin rice paper. The two irregular pieces would never fit, but it was a comfort, not a curse.Samurai Champloo - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-05 - Complete14. The tale of two idiots » reviewsA series of stories focusing on Maes Hughes and Roy Mustang. No chronological order. Genres and ratings vary.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 8-4-04 - Maes H. & Roy M.15. Brotherly Love reviewsThe very notion of the Full Metal Alchemist and the Flame Alchemist being anywhere near bloodrelated was ludicrous. OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-05 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete16. Sisterly Love reviewsThey each had their own choice of weaponory which they used to tame their men, but that was beside the point. OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-05 - Riza H. & Winry R. - Complete17. Silver Mirrors reviewsHis brother once told him he had silver eyes. Mirrors gave Alphonse a strange sense of deja vu. OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-10-05 - Alphonse E. - Complete18. Reluctant Repetition reviewsThe General used to love to rile up his short subordinate. The range of echoing rage knew no bounds. There were some things in history that were meant to be repeated. Oneshot. Generic. Introspect between a superior and his subordinate.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-05 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete19. The Things She Would Miss reviewsFor the sole purpose of her goal, she grudgingly decided that she would have to learn the art of sewing. Being the tomboy she was, that was not an easy task. Mustang x HawkeyeFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-20-05 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete20. Ancient Tears reviewsIt has been a while since Hohenheim felt the salty prickle of tears trail down his face into his scruff of a beard. A little fic about HohenheimFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-19-05 - Edward E. & Hoenheim - Complete21. Worth The Dents In My Head reviewsThe wrench was old, chipped in places where she hit Alphonse and dented in places where it connected with Edward's skull. Ed x WinryFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-16-05 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete22. Dignity Out The Window reviewsRoy Mustang truly believed he transmuted the worst gift a man could give a woman. Ever. MustangxHawkeyeFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-15-05 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete23. Routine reviewsThese meetings were simply mere coincidences. The world was small, after all. Royai. MustangxHawkeyeFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-13-05 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete24. Parallel Grievances reviewsA oneshot set in 1920's London, England. Alternate universe, whatif fic. AU MustangxHawkeye. Reuploaded because of numerous complaints about formatting stuffed in my inbox.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-05 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete25. Preservation of Memories reviewsShe found a good way to preserve that memory, through an unlikely source.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-31-04 - Elysia H. & Roy M. - Complete26. Graves in the snow reviewsEven in a hundred years, I don't get tired of the snow.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-04 - Envy & Greed - Complete27. A depressing thought reviewsShe doesn't care for holidays. Much less her own Birthday. MustangxHawkeyeFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-27-04 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete28. Thinking to feel » reviewsThey can't speak what they feel. They can only think. But which has more regret? Saying their feelings or not? RoyRiza. Rated for last chapter. Complete.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 8-6-04 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete29. Haikus » reviewsIt's what the title says. I had to write haikus in school. So I thought up these while doing the ones for my class. There are more to come, though...Rated now for mild cursing. Um well, mild to me.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-6-04 - Published: 4-12-0430. Dogs and the beginnings of a change in life reviewsIt's good to have dogs with you. They are supposed to be man's best friend. R&RNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-04 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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