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GraceOfTheFallenMuse
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since: 12-04-03, id: 498459
location: United States
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
Hi
My name is Dawn. I go to west brooks highschool in hayden, nevada. My fav book/movies are:
1} The lion, the witch and the wardrobe.
2} The Giver
3) Princess Diaries
4} Lord of the Rings
5} Harry Potter
6} Left Behind series
7} Mulan
8} A Wrinkle in Time
9} Darkness Before Dawn
10} Braveheart
11} Pirates of the Caribbean
12) Island of the Blue Dolphins
13} Ella Enchanted

BAA member and yoda lover

Jokes and Quotes from my lame friends.
The mind is a wonderful thing... It starts when you wake up in the morning and stops when you see IB.

antidisestalbishmentarianism
transubstansiation

"When the sky is hanged and the oceans drowned the single secret will still be man"~ ee cummings

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Moses's answer: Because God came down from the heavens and said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." The chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.

"You'll find very few people who will tell you that they actually enjoyed basic training, but you will find even fewer people who will tell you that it wasn't worth it."

One day 3 pigs walked into a restraunt. The first pig ordered a plate of salad. The second ordered a plate of dog food. The 3rd asked for water. The 1st pig asked for a hot fudge and the 2nd asked for vinilla ice cream the 3rd asked for water. When the bill came the waitress asked the 3rd pig why he kept ordering water the pig answered i am the one who has to go wee wee wee all the way home.

Just smile and nod

A bird can never fly too high as long as it soars with its own wings.

Coach: Did you know that a goldfish's memory span of 10 seconds?
Ethan: Really
Coach: Sound's like you doesn't it?
Ethan: No, because I remember something from three days ago!
Coach: You're becoming a bigger fish now aren't you?
Ethan: Yay I'm a salmon!

`why did the woman cross the road? It dosent matter she should have been in the kitchen.

Another pathetic joke from a chauvinistic pig...

A duck walked into a store. He said to the manager, "Got any grapes?" He answered with, "No, we dont' have any grapes." He came in the next day and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The manager said, "No, we don't have any grapes and if you come in here one more time and asked that i'm going to staple your feet to the floor." He came in the next day and asked, "Got any staples?" The manager said, "No, we don't have any stapes." So the duck said, "Got any grapes?"

Just smile and nod blondes smile and nod... it solves everything.

I am up for any suggestions for up coming chapters please e-mail me...thanks 


1. Past Redemption » reviews
NEW CHAPTER! Hermione and Draco are thrust back into the 19th century Hogwarts. Albus is still a student. Harry is tortured. Ron is a pixie. Who is a vamp? Something different from your average fanfic!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 1-2-04
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