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| richard the pedantic |
Author has written 17 stories for Matrix, Freelancer, Angel, Donnie Darko, and RENT. Hello. To any who saw me leave, I have returned. Until such a time as I leave again.Which i'll probably do as I am so woefully lazy. sigh All new stuff is from Rent Rendered Ridiculous by Richard. | |||||||
1. Either Us or Them reviewsThe Aliance and the Coalition have fought for over 100 years, and so many can see nothing else but war. Two pilots from opposing sides of the war will be forced to finally see the face of the enemy that they have fought agaisnt all their lives.Freelancer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-072. Rent Rendered Ridiculous by Richard reviewsAssorted tales of absurdity involving the implausible misadventures of the Rent cast. First up, a tale involving Roger and some ten dozen owls who take a shine to him. P.S because I forgot to say so in the chapter, I do not own RENT, nor do I know who doeRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-073. Manipulated » reviewsSet shortly after the first film, sort of. Donnie and Gretchen find that they must work with Frank to prevent another tangent universe from causing the end of existence. Chapeter 15 is up.Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,587 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 9-17-044. Freelancer, in the claws of an idiot » reviewsA hopefully humorous collection of Freelancer foolery. Note: Possible formatting problems. Story 3 is upFreelancer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 11-2-045. Consequence » reviewsA group of exiles fight to exact vengeance on the Merovingian after he has one of their number tortured to death. A grisly tale is this. Chapter 3 is upMatrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 2-2-056. War » reviewsThis is the sequal to Tradition, summary is within. Chapter 17 is up, Rated for lots of death, sexual content and some other stuff (Beware of spoilers)Freelancer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-12-047. Left Behind » reviewsNot everyone left the Matrix after the end of the war. Some of those that didn't found that their lives became very different. Chapter 40 is, finally, up.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,402 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 2-15-048. Causes come and go » reviewsAU - Set during the second rennaisance, a strange idea i had about humans who fought on the side of the machines during the first war. Chapter 10 is up. Rated for violence and assorted gore. Not for the faint hearted. Especially chapter 7.Matrix - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-13-04 - Published: 6-16-049. ARGH! WHERE ARE MY LIMBS? and Other stories » reviewsA smattering of hopefully humorous short stories which occassionally relate to the Matrix. Story 11: The cautionary tale of the Merovingian. I know i said i'd finished but i changed my mind.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 3-11-0410. All that matters » reviewsAU Set somewhere in series 5. When Buffy is murdered, Angel becomes obsessed with revenge, which distracts him from two threats that could lead to the world's destruction.Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-4-04 - Angel & Spike11. Nothing left to do but die reviews(Set during revolutions) The last words of an infantry soldier, killed in the final battle with the machines.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-0412. Subtle premonition reviewsA short fic about Cypher's visit to the Oracle. I forgot to say the following in the story so i'll say it now. I don't own the Matrix, that's why i'm depressedMatrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-04 - Cypher13. Dissention reviewsSequal to Army of Exiles, Silas has been awarded his own ship. Unfortunately, it's maiden voyage proves to be more eventful then expected.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-0414. The final battle of Zion, told by a fool » reviewsMy first, feeble attempt at a parody. Please read, review, judge, laugh, flame, whatever. (COMPLETE)Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 2-5-04 - Complete15. Army of Exiles » reviewsHumanity created the machines, and they surpassed us. The machines created the programs, and the programs will surpass them. (Sequal to 'Real' and hopefully not a tacky rip off of 'Revolutions') COMPLETE!Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,662 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 1-7-04 - Complete
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