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Author has written 40 stories for D N Angel, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Legend of Zelda, Air Gear, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. About Me: The name's Heather. I was born on a Saturday at 8:01 P.M. just a few months after hurricane Hugo made landfall where I was slowly incubating. I'm a pasty little Irish redhead who's lived on the coast of South Carolina for most of her life. Recently I've declared war on the south and fled to Ohio, because it is apparently the land of dreams and awesome best friends. I like dirty hot filthy porn of almost every variety and yes, there's a good chance that it might make you a little uncomfortable. But you'll like it. Complicated life is complicated right now, but that's okay cause it's moving in the 'good' direction instead of the bad. In addition to weird stuff like being allergic to tap water I can also lick my elbow. I found this out on accident when I was twelve and was (briefly) the coolest person in my class. I have a deep and profound love of music, owning songs and albums that range from Gregorian chant to French hip-hop and then back to weird Japanese musicals. I like dramatic instrumentals for when I'm writing. At last count, I have music in at least 15 different languages, from six different continents. I prefer the Aladdin soundtrack in French. I'm eccentric and a little bit boring at the same time, quiet unless you know me. And if you do know me, I have this awful tendency to get REALLY LOUD when it comes to talking about things that I am passionate about. I have a crippling love of zombies and all zombie related materials and I absolutely love, love, love seeing how many crossovers and AUs I can cram into my writing. I like video games, but hate finishing them and one of my biggest pleasures in life is reading and writing. I talk a lot, usually, but sadly, I do not frequent this site as much anymore. If you really like me, I advise to track me down at my LJ because I post A LOT of fanfiction there. Fandoms: A is for Avatar: The Last Airbender Testimonials: You're insightful in ways that so many people aren't and you aren't afraid to put those insights into your writings. That's HARDCORE in my book. I want to continue to get to know you better because it seems like so much awesome packed into one special person. Heather likes unfortunate food. This I know, because I have to cook for her. Heather likes cheese ravioli, olives, mushrooms, corn beef hash, grits, shepherd’s pie, and many other bread and pie-styled entres from the Southern United States. EXCEPT SEAFOOD. Find another person from the deep South who won’t eat crab and Heather can go have dinner with them. Doesn’t like sea food… And she drinks gross, milky, sugary coffee that molds after a day of sitting out. Ultra nasty. You have excellent taste in pairings. You are a *fabulous* writer, particularly of exchange fics for oh-so-grateful recipients. xD Heathers are fond of bright colors, such as pink, orange, yellow, and purple. Heathers are also occasionally attracted to the color red, and will never turn down something green. The majority of my fanfiction can be found at my writing journal, phantasmik. Sounds of laughter, shades of life Limitless undying love which | |||||||
1. You Saw the Forest, Now Come Inside reviewsThe thing about love, is it takes time. AU. Folklore, scary trees, fairies who suck at their job. Slash.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete2. The River's Overrun reviews"You do know that you don't actually want me to go, right?" Exorcisms, ghosts, and things that go bump in the night. AU. Slash.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete3. Elephant Love Medley reviewsIn which Shisui serenades Itachi. Very loudly. In public. AU. Slash.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete4. That Which We Call a Rose reviewsIn which Shisui fails to romance Itachi repeatedly. But that's okay, because Itachi's kind of fond of him anyway. AU. Slash.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete5. Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble reviewsAt least you get the fangs and the cool contacts. Me? I just get a bucket of water dumped over me every ten minutes. Itachi, Shisui, and a haunted house. AU. Slash.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete6. The Joys of Parenthood reviewsItachi, Shisui and the joys of 2 AM feedings. Who says they can't get a crash course this early?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete7. Adagio in G Minor reviews"Scotland calls them Spunkies." Will of the Wisps, too much fluff, and well meant jabs towards Doctor Who and Japan's obsession with porn.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-10 - Japan & England/Britain - Complete8. and then it rises with the fall reviewsIt's always dark here. Reincarnation, spirits, a steady decline of sanity. Zuko/Sokka, Zuko/Sokka/Jet.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-10 - Jet & Sokka - Complete9. The Lovers Grimm reviewsThe jam is in the fish tank, there are dirty socks in the fridge, and a bowling ball in the pantry. It's seven o'clock on a Saturday morning and Shisui is far too exhausted, and definitely too hung over to deal with ghosts.Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-10 - Zack F. & Shisui U. - Complete10. Fills my Head Up reviewsI pray that the water will drown out the din. A modern fairytale with a morbidly ambiguous ending. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-10 - Shisui U. & Itachi U. - Complete11. Admission Half Price on Wednesdays reviewsIn which Shisui is distracted, Itachi is lazy, and a day at the water park is the best way to confront not-so-hidden feelings. AU, vaguely cracky.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-10 - Shisui U. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Crash, Crash, Burn reviewsThirteen lives later and they finally stop missing each other. Reincarnation as a recurring theme, AUs, character deaths, and eventual happy endings.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-5-10 - Axel & Roxas - Complete13. Sha la la la, My Oh My reviewsIn which Axel manages to piss off a wizard and gets turned into a poisonous frog. Roxas thinks it's hilarious, but ultimately decides to brave the poison and kiss the frog. An Axel/Roxas flavored fairytale.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-10 - Axel & Roxas - Complete14. To Love You Is to be Part of You reviewsDomesticity. Plants and cats and post-coital sessions with Majoras Mask. Improper usage of windows. A life that Axel and Roxas could have.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-5-10 - Axel & Roxas - Complete15. and it all falls apart reviews"Don't do that. Looking at me will give us even less time." A snatch of a real conversation on a fake train in a fake reality. Stop, crackle, reboot the program.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-10 - Axel & Roxas - Complete16. Once Upon a Time Forgotten reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a hero and a lie.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-10 - Zelda & Sheik - Complete17. If the Rain Could Sing reviewsSometimes, Sokka wonders if Zuko is using him.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-20-10 - Sokka & Zuko - Complete18. Home Still Smells Like Honey and Drugs reviewsFor Sora. It is all for Sora. RikuSora, RikuRoxas-Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-08 - Riku & Roxas - Complete19. Seven Anchors to Hold Her reviewsThere are those that hold you to life. Most are lucky to have one. Dawn has seven. Incest, het, slash, femmeslash.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-08 - Dawn S. & Buffy S. - Complete20. And When Time Comes Calling reviewsThere was exactly one moment in the course of Dark's life that he knew hope, totally and completely. That was the moment his prison doors opened, and his savior strode through them, wearing Dark's face and carrying a sword of holy steel. Dark Link x LinkLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-20-08 - Dark Link & Link - Complete21. ReBirth reviewsHe isn't sure if insanity tastes good or not. It tastes of marmalade and death and smells like the rich spices of the deserts. Agito-centric, dark fic, AgitoIkkiAir Gear - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete22. Delirium's Reprieve reviewsWhen Mello smiles at him, several blisters pop and puss oozes down the blonde's cheek. It's the single most beautiful and disgusting thing he has ever seen. Matt/MelloDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete23. Mad World reviewsWhat is evil, my love? One knows not the darkness that dwells within another. Dark LinkLink, slashLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-23-07 - Dark Link & Link - Complete24. Many Meetings reviewsThe first time Matt meets Raito, he's standing outside a strip club. When he first meets him, he knows nothing.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-17-07 - Light Y. & Matt - Complete25. Never stopped falling reviewsNine years had passed and he could still feel her heart beating in time with his own. SquallRinoa, slight CloudZackKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-07 - Leon/Squall L. - Complete26. Fathoms Below reviewsOnly Demyx could make this trip worth it. AxelDemyx.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-07 - Axel & Demyx - Complete27. And he laughed reviewsAll he could do was laugh. Sirius centric. Hints of SiriusJames.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete28. De coupes de cheveux et fleurit reviewsLife is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. AxelMarluxia, AUKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-07 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete29. Sticky Situations reviewsIt is often said that the best of friendships can stem from the oddest of things. Yes, even from hair gel.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-06 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete30. A wish your heart makes reviewsMaybe Nobodies do dream Roxas maybe they can feel love, desire and hope. Maybe we do have hearts, maybe our ILoveYou's aren't as false as we think. Maybe nobodies can dream, huh Roxas? AxelRoxasRoxasAxel, yaoi, lime.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-2-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete31. My One and Only reviewsCoffee is the reason that human life exists. This is a fact that Roy Mustang knows far too well. Roy x Edward. Cutesy crack drabbleFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-23-06 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete32. Our Endless Waltz reviewsI try my hardest to will up that image of Sora and his carols, Sora and his Christmas tree and I can see the image so clearly. I'll be home for Christmas, love, if only in my dreams. Slight Riku x Sora, death ficKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-05 - Riku & Sora - Complete33. Embracing Destiny » reviewsThe Northern and Southern Kingdoms have always been on the verge of war, will it take two Princes and their love to bring the Kingdom's back together or will Kingdom Hearts forever remain divided? RikuSora, YuffieKairi, LeonCloud Yaoi! Yuri!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 1-14-0534. The Fabrication of Death reviewsThe Heartless have always caused pain, have always caused intense sorrow in whoever the shadowy creatures touch. But they have never caused me pain this way. YuffieKairi, angsty, shoujo ai, death of characterKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-0535. Stress Reliever reviewsOn a pleasant Autumn day, James and Sirius decide to bestow upon Remus the honor of knowing how they relieve their stress. Suffice to say, they did not plan on Remus' reaction. Oneshot, hints of threesomeness, slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete36. Catch Me If You Can reviewsWould you catch me if I fell? Would you watch me tumble down the hill knowing just who could catch me? Would you just watch? Or could things be... different? slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-6-05 - Sirius B. & James P.37. And We Grieve in Silence reviewsNothing can separate them, and nothing ever has. So why, why are they so alone, now? Why do they cry? Riku x Sora, Shonen Ai, oneshotKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-05 - Complete38. The Corruption of Angels » reviewsAngels and Demons have one rule. Never develop affection for something other than your own kind. But what if someone breaks that rule? Could one rule shattered mean the end of their timeless War? AU, RikuxSora, more information insideKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 5-23-0539. A Hand to Hold Me reviewsHave you ever wished even for an instant, for a hand to grasp, to be your anchor, your hope as your thoughts turn to dark? Humans… they are fragile. They live. They love. They die. Shonen Ai, suicideD N Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-4-05 - Satoshi H. & Daisuke N.40. Tears of Heaven » reviewsLife is full of memories, some happy, others sad, some downright depressing, but all the same memories make life, and memories are meant to be cherished. Just a short collection of poems full of life, love and sorrow.D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-24-05 - Published: 9-24-04
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