I'm not going to put the usual stuff up here like my name, age, or personal interests, because, honestly, I don't think anyone cares. I am going to list some of my favorite quotes, from various sources, because they are fun, and because they are the only part of other people's bios that I enjoy reading, and I figure there must be SOMEONE else like me, who likes to read them.

"Call me what you like, say I'm without honor, I don't care. I'm not getting on any more horses to whack at you people with a stick!"

- Kel, "Squire," by Tamora Pierce

"One of the men is a hunter of wolves. He puts poisoned meat on our trails. We are telling him what we think of this. When he comes to check the traps, he will curse and throw things. It is fun to watch."

- "Wolf Speaker," by Tamora Pierce

"My food is problematic."

- River Tam, "Firefly"

"Boy? Why are you crying?"

- Wendy, "Peter Pan," by J. M. Barrie

"We're all mad here."

- Cheshire Cat, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," by Lewis Carroll

Well... um... hi. After YEARS on hiatus I have decided to return to fanfiction.net. I really hope that I am now older, wiser, and a much better writer. However, I still don't have much in the way of fanfic to post. I'm pretty much here now to offer my services as a beta reader. I would really LOVE to help beta-read for anyone who needs it. I'm a bit of a grammar freak, and (I know this is weird!) editing is actually a stress-reliever for me. I'm not exactly sure how else to advertise other than putting that information up here, and I don't think too many people are going to see this, but... here's hoping!