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Author has written 37 stories for Smallville, Superman, Shakespeare, Phil Of The Future, That's So Raven, Malcolm in the Middle, Suite Life series, Misc. Tv Shows, High School Musical, Aladdin, Hannah Montana, Misc. Movies, Camp Rock, and Enchanted.

I'm a college student in Florida who enjoys creative writing. I also have great affinity for and interest in the Romance languages. I have thus far studied and continue to study Spanish, French, Italian, and Latin.

Top 12 Unwritten Laws of Heterosexual Masculinity which I Am Proud to Break
(While Still Retaining My Manhood and My Attraction to Women)
A Personally Inspired Satire of Typical Modern Machismo

1. Thou shalt not let emotional intimacy play a dominant role in any sexual experience, and if thou doest, thou shalt keep it to thyself.
2. If thou hast a problem that makes thee want to either have a long, serious talk about feelings or punch a whole in the wall, thou shalt do the latter.
3. Thou shalt love sports as if it were a second religion, and remain loyal to thy favorite team with unconditional zeal, even if it makes thee act like an idiot.
4. Thou shalt defend thy virility and anatomical endowment to the utmost, even if it means going to unfounded and/or irrational extremes.
5. The fun of a movie is directly proportional to the number of gun battles, fist fights, and fiery explosions in it, however implausible they may be.
6. Thou shalt not like romantic comedies or romantic dramas. In fact, thou shalt squirm at the mere thought of watching one and never be caught owning one.
7. Thou shalt not like musicals. In fact, thou shalt hold them in worst contempt than 'chick flicks' and never be caught owning one.
8. Thou shalt be bored by love songs or any romantic pop music. When it comes to music, the louder, faster, and less comprehensible the lyrics, the better.
9. Thou shalt not like Disney Channel series or DCOMs or have any unusual fondness for traditional Disney movies, fairy tales, or cartoons.
10. Thou shalt not write or read romantic fiction of any kind, and any romantic nonfiction you write must have a rating of at least PG-13.
11. Thou shalt not engage in anything but the most casual shipping in any fandom or participate in any activities that imply advocacy of any romantic pairing.
12. Any of the above laws may be broken provided that thou hast substantial reason to believe that doing so will somehow lead to getting laid.

Links:

"This Is Me" in Spanish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFvLEQ6xobo

"Gotta Find You" in Spanish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ClSBjyEVw

Websites:

Homepage: http://student.fgcu.edu/ghbontra/mainpage.htm
Learn more about me here!

Disney Channel Destination: http://dischandes.suddenlaunch3.com
If you like anything on Disney Channel, this is the place to go!

Romanalinguaphilia: http://linguamania.suddenlaunch3.com
If you are fascinated by Latin or any of its daughter languages (Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian), check out this forum!

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1. The Song Inside of Me » reviews
In this sequel to “I’ve Found You,” which begins a few weeks after Mitchie’s departure from Camp Rock, her and Shane’s secret relationship continues to develop as she carves out a joint career with Connect Three. Smitchie, minor Naitlyn, minor Jierra.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 7-15-08

2. I've Found You » reviews
The duration of Camp Rock’s summer 2008 session has been extended in celebration, leaving Shane and Mitchie with some more time to spend together. Nate finally gets fed up with Shane’s lovesick behavior and convinces him to take action.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete

3. Shooting For The Moon reviews
Robert lay awake at night, gazing at Giselle and pondering how and why he fell so hard and so fast for a woman who seemed so unlike him. An introspective look at his own life and some philosophizing leads him to a possible explanation. Robert/Giselle
Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete

4. Ésta Soy reviews
Una adaptación cantable en español de la canción “This Is Me”.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete

5. Chaque Journée reviews
Une traductionadaptation de la chanson « Every Day » en français !
High School Musical - Rated: K - French - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-21-07 - Complete

6. Esa Cosa Que Tú Haces
[That Thing You Do] Una adaptación en español de la canción titular.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Published: 10-4-07 - Complete

7. It's In The Genes » reviews
Second generation crossover. An ironic repetition of familiar events unfolds when a Troyela son meets a girl on vacation and the two discover their hidden talent: singing. But what if that girl happens to be a Moliver daughter?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 11-5-06

8. Early Morning Confessions reviews
Oliver Oken is perhaps the only person to wake up Miley Stewart at 3 AM and live to tell about it. Total MOLIVER!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-19-07 - Complete

9. 20 Ways to Freak Out Miley Stewart reviews
20 practical jokes that would get Miley's adrenaline pumping.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete

10. Old Tricks, New Intentions reviews
They did it once to tear them apart. They'll do it again to bring them together. Troyela with minor Chaylor and mentions of Jelsi and Zarpay.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

11. Vives en Dos Mundos reviews
Para celebrar el estreno reciente de Hannah Montana en México, traduje la canción “Best of Both Worlds.” Tengan en cuento que no es una traducción literal sino cantable.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-21-06 - Complete

12. Stupid Cupid » reviews
Jackson Stewart didn’t ask to fall in love with his sister’s best friend, but apparently, fate would hear none of it. What happens when a skateboarding incident prompts him to go out on a limb?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 9-29-06

13. A Promise Kept » reviews
Five years after “A Prom Story,” Maddie dances with Zack at his prom as she promised. As a result, the two friends soon discover that the difference between 17 and 20 doesn’t mean as much as the difference between 12 and 15.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 7-25-05

14. Washing the Car, Sort Of » reviews
Threeshot. Miley, Oliver, and Lily are now 16. When Jackson blackmails Miley into washing his car, Oliver comes to help. As things turn playful, Miley and Oliver prove to be more of a distraction to each other than a help.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete

15. Besar » reviews
Former oneshot extended due to good reviews. On the cusp of a relationship, Troy and Gabriela find something unexpected that they have in common and use it to further their fledgling singing careers.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 2-6-06

16. Principio Nuevo reviews
Traducción cantable, no literal, de Start of Something New
High School Musical - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete

17. Filius Superhominis I: The Kent Family Secret » reviews
A teenage boy begins developing the powers of Superman. After discovering where they came from, he must learn to use his new abilities while coming to terms with a startling truth about who he is.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,645 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 3-23-04

18. This Is How Lois Lane Must've Felt reviews
When Cody accidentally finds out his girlfriend’s biggest secret at a concert, he has a few things to set straight with her. Surprise crossover!
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-06

19. Mirabilis: Carmen Aladini Iasminaeque reviews
Est carmen de pellicula translatum in linguam latinam.
Aladdin - Rated: K - Latin - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete

20. Smallville: Transcentennial reviews
Crossover. I don’t want to give away with what show. Clark meets someone with a secret to rival his own. He and Chloe team up with this new companion to rescue the latter’s best friend and uncover another Luthor scheme.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-06 - Clark K. & Chloe S.

21. The Start of Something Wonderful reviews
As the clock ticks away towards 2010, Troy implements a plan to make the fourth anniversary of his and Gabriela’s first meeting truly memorable. Troy&Gabriela
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-31-06

22. The Real After Party reviews
After their triple victory in basketball, the callback, and the decathlon, Troy and Gabriela celebrate the day's events in their own special way. Troy&Gabriela [Troyela?]
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 1-23-06 - Complete

23. Dear Casey reviews
[Life With Derek] In a letter, Derek explains to Casey the truth about why he likes to get on her nerves. Dasey.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-17-06 - Complete

24. The Daughter Yet to Be » reviews
A girl with a remarkable resemblance to Lana Lang appears as if out of nowhere in the Kawatche caves one night. The Kents soon find out that the circumstances of her presence in presentday Kansas is so bizarre it could only happen in Smallville. UPDATE
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 11-14-04 - Clark K. & Lana L.

25. Over, Sideways, and Under reviews
When a date for a Halloween party turns sour for Keely, Phil is determined to cheer her up. So, he gives her a truly magical night...with a little help from the Wizard and the skyak.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete

26. The NotSoProdigal Son reviews
Clark confronts JorEl in the Fortress of Solitude and says everything he should've said all along. SEASON 5 SPOILERS
Smallville - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-28-05 - Clark K.

27. In Somno Omne Revelatur » reviews
A dream reveals all and forever changes Lana’s understanding of a certain farmboy.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 5-17-05 - Clark K. & Lana L.

28. Return of Jessica reviews
When financial trouble necessitates the rehiring of Jessica as the Wilkersons' babysitter, Malcolm inadvertently ends up bonding with her.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-14-05

29. Eduardo y Ravena » reviews
Just when Eddie is realizing new feelings for Raven, she gets another psychic cold.
That's So Raven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 2-18-05

30. Kim Diffy: Girl of Two Centuries » reviews
It is now 2026, and Phil and Keely’s daughter is 15 years old. As she goes about her life with her friends, some of whom have big secrets, her father gives her a secret of her own to keep…or share with her companions.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-6-05 - Published: 5-3-05

31. I Forgot The U » reviews
Phil and Keely are married. Phil is now 22, and Keely's about 21 and 6 months. When Phil's birthday coincides with Keely having big news, she conspires with Pim to tell him in a most creative way. COMPLETED TWO-SHOT. RATING FOR SAFETY
Phil Of The Future - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-8-05

32. Love Knows No Chronology » reviews
Phil & Keely reunion fic. Having returned to the 22nd century, Phil reflects on all of his past experiences and makes a decision. COMPLETED!
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 3-8-05 - Complete

33. The TellTale Caveman » reviews
Phil and Keely are now high school sophomores, and Curtis has acquired enough English to recount what Keely tried to tell Phil during the Curtis-Phil body switch episode. What happens when Curtis tells Phil about the 'j' word? Please R&R
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-16-05

34. Debut of a Hero: Hypothetical Movie Trailer reviews
Since my first movie trailer was something of a hit, I decided to write one for a movie that fills in a major blank spot in Clark’s life: the infamously obscure transition from farmboy with a secret to globally recognized superhero.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-4-05

35. Una Lutta D'Amanti reviews
In this snippet from a longer story (entitled “For All Time”) I posted on FictionPress.com, Juliet confronts Romeo about Rosaline. To add a dash of authenticity, all names have been Italianized.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-04

36. The Man in Blue and Red: Hypothetical Movie Traile reviews
This is a hypothetical movie trailer I have in my head that I finally decided to write down as best I could considering movie trailers are meant to be seen and not read. CLANA.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-18-04

37. Confessions of a Superman » reviews
When a teenage boy recounts reminisces of girl troubles that Superman shared with him, 25yearold Lana Lang gets the biggest clue of her life. PART V UP AT LAST! MAJOR CLANA! R&R
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 12-12-03 - Clark K. & Lana L.

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