Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Twilight, True Blood, House, M.D., Smallville, Avengers, Supernatural, Losers, and Dexter.
Location: Nashville, TN U.S.A.
Hobbies/Likes: Reading, Writing, anything to do with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, Power Rangers, Anne Rice, Laurel K. Hamilton, Twilight, Vampires in general and COFFEE!!
Dislikes: flames, bitches, racism, and all discrimination, especially about someones race, nationality, or sexual preference.
Hi everybody! I'm back! Again, this time I mean it!!
Ok I'm going through, editing my crap and reposting them. I hope everyone goes and re-reads Feeling Way Too Damn Good It's been revamped and updated... I realise its been a few weeks, I'm kinda stuck but I hope to have a new chapter up by the end of the week!
Hope For Love Chapter Five is in the works, should be up by the end of the night!
Keep checking back for future updates and edited versions of Say What?! and new stories entirely!
I hope everyone is experiencing a wonderful new year!
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FUNNY TRUE SIGNS:
At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off
At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU.
In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own.
In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!
At the a mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are getting cancer.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. (I am seriously contemplating this one!)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. (AMEN!)
If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.
I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone.
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