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| Makia Durron |
Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Twilight, True Blood, House, M.D., Smallville, Avengers, Supernatural, Losers, and Dexter. Name: Makia Age: 20 Location: Nashville, TN U.S.A. Hobbies/Likes: Reading, Writing, anything to do with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, Power Rangers, Anne Rice, Laurel K. Hamilton, Twilight, Vampires in general and COFFEE!! Dislikes: flames, bitches, racism, and all discrimination, especially about someones race, nationality, or sexual preference. Hi everybody! I'm back! Again, this time I mean it!! Ok I'm going through, editing my crap and reposting them. I hope everyone goes and re-reads Feeling Way Too Damn Good It's been revamped and updated... I realise its been a few weeks, I'm kinda stuck but I hope to have a new chapter up by the end of the week! Hope For Love Chapter Five is in the works, should be up by the end of the night! Keep checking back for future updates and edited versions of Say What?! and new stories entirely! I hope everyone is experiencing a wonderful new year! Makia CHECK OUT MY CAFEPRESS SHOPS! KIA SQUEAKS http://www.cafepress.com/KiaSqueaks For your various crude humor and vampire related items (taking requests!) RANGER GEAR http://www.cafepress.com/RangerGear For all the Power Rangers Fans (especially those who love Slash!) TAKING REQUESTS FOR BOTH STORES! FUNNY TRUE SIGNS: At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU. In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance. On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own. In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing. At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog. At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON! At the a mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are getting cancer. Funny Sayings: It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. (I am seriously contemplating this one!) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed. Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family. Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet. The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. (AMEN!) If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade. I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone. | |||||||
1. Epic Vicious Boyfriend: A Valentine's Day Story reviewsSubmission for the 2011 Hackers and Hats Valentine's Day Challenge. Dedicated to MauMauKa for shmoop effect. A look into life for Cougar and Jensen on Hallmark-Company-Appreciation-Day. Warnings for extreme shmoop, cursing, and desecration of The Hat.Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete2. A Cross To Bear » reviewsSequel to The Hair! The Losers have a lead on Max but in order to get the information, one of their own will have to go undercover. Jensen is chosen and suddenly his past comes back to haunt him as his op hits much too close to home. BDSM, D/s, Drug!useLosers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-10-11 - Published: 1-31-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar3. Goodbye reviewsDeath finds us all, especially when we go looking for Him. J/C Death!fic. Movie-verseLosers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar4. Torture by Veggies reviewsJensen may hate it but Cougar always knows what's best for him. Rated PG-13 for language. Established relationship Crack!ficLosers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete5. Lap Cat reviewsAn Xmas Story for MauMauKa! It's Jensen's birthday and the losers have taken him out for a good time. But its Cougar's present he likes the best! CouJen for the masses!Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-11 - J. Jensen & Cougar - Complete6. I Want Candy reviewsWhen Gabriel gets an idea in his head, it usually spells disaster. For the Winchester boys, its even worse. Gabriel invades their dreams and scar them for life! Dream induced Wincest, Sam/Gabriel, Sam/Dean, crack!fic not for kids or prudes!Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-10 - Sam W. & Dean W.7. Angel's Hell » reviewsHarry has many issues including his obsession with his parents' murderer. After a gruesome mistake in his sixth year he begins to take his grief and rage out on the one person he hates and relates to the most. Torture, OOC HP/TR, Char Death more inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-1-10 - Published: 7-10-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.8. Hope For Love » reviewsWhen a young girl contacts Hunter and Blake they are confronted with a past that haunts them. Join them on the road to redemption, recovery and love as they face their inner demons and find the courage to let go, learn, live and love. Warnings inside.Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-1-10 - Published: 7-21-04 - Hunter B. & Eric M.9. SAY WHAT? » reviewsAU AT, JJ, Set at the beginning of Remnant, Anakin has a surprise for Tahiri... As does Jag for Jaina... what happens when two young couples get engaged? Click above for the Answer! Chapter 2 Reaction up now!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 12-12-0310. Haze reviewsSteve is in a Haze, with some rather painful consequences! Ficlet! Steve/Bucky, Steve/Tony. Complete with possible sequel in the works.Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete11. Rich Obsessions reviewsClark always wanted something he couldn't have. Until he discovered the power of his own imagination. Warnings for homoerotic masturbation.Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete12. Medical Malfunctions » reviewsHouse meets his match at a Seminar in Rudy and the ensuing hilarity of their encounters makes everyone a little uncomfortable. Warnings for Slash and Femslash hints, medical play, bdsm, amputee fetish, mentions of prostitution, and general House Dishumor.Crossover - House, M.D. & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-09 - G. House13. TruHoo reviewsA little comedic piece where Jessica strives to come up with a comparison for Tru Blood. Based on the TV series and just for fun!True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-09 - Bill C. & Sookie S. - Complete14. How Rosalie Became a Lesbian reviewsThis is a humorous look at how Rosalie became a Lesbian... No actual femslash just funny! Features Angsty!Edward, Amused!Carlisle and Annoying!Emmett.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-09 - Emmett & Edward - Complete15. Thrill Seeking reviewsAll the Dark Lord wanted was a nap! Set in alternative universe, I might continue with a few more chapters if I get a favorable response!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-09 - Voldemort & Draco M. - Complete16. Midnight Mayhem reviewsWhen the clock strikes twelve all sorts of things can happen... Multi-ship SS/HG, RW/SB, DM/HP Slash, HetHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Feeling Way Too Good » reviewsOn Haitus! An errand for his father brings Cam face to face with Hunter. Can he finally find the courage to tell him the truth? Post-Series Cam/Hunter Slash, HB/CW, SC/DB, BB/TH Song references. Drunken humor. Up for anyone who'd like to continue or editPower Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Cameron W. & Hunter B.18. The Reason » reviewsShort one-shot songfic... Blake reflects on the past and sings to Tori during karaoke hour at the Club. Hunter and Cam have a surprise.Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 7-15-04 - Blake B. & Tori H. - Complete19. My Happy Ending reviewsAnother One-shot songfics. Dino Thunder: Kira dedicates a song to Trent. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMT INSIDE! Seeing that Kira is such a big fan of Avril's I decided to let her "write" the song. (Just borrowing I promise!)Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-04 - Complete
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