Updated
12/26/06
Hey, you! Yeah, I can tell I already like you. You know why? Because you care so much about me that you came to visit my profile page. Aww, that's so nice of you! Just for that, I'll tell you some stuff.
My name is Patrick. I am fifteen-and-a-half years old as I write this. I live in western U.S.
While I enjoy writing fanfiction, I sometimes write original works in my free time. My hopes are that the stories I write will provide useful as practice for my writing of a future best-seller.
But, if that fails, I'm considering a degree in psychology.
But enough about me (even if it is my profile). Let me share with you a list of people and groups of people that rock. You see what I like, you see who I am.
Queen - For"Bohemian Rhapsody," "Another One Bites the Dust,""We Will Rock You," and every other song they've made.
The Beetles - For "Hey Jude," "Don't Let Me Down," and "Revolution."
Foreigner - For "Cold as Ice," "Double Vision," and "Jukebox Hero."
Led Zepplin - For their songs. And their name.
Reel Big Fish - For "Kiss Me Deadly," which could possibly be the best liscenced song I've ever heard.
Snorlax - 'Nuff said. "-Snooooooor...laaaaaaaaaxx..."
G.I.R. - Hey, everyone loves G.I.R! Just ask the Invader Zim fanfic writers! "-But I need tacos! I need them or I'll explode! That happens sometimes..."
Patrick Star - This dude is just too cool. Besides, I have the same first name as him! "-Huh huh huh! Huh huh! It's a giraffe!"
Cosmo (FOP) - Hilariously stupid. Isn't that enough for you? "-Knocking the candy outta me isn't gonna solve anything!"
Fred Fred Burger - Believe it or not, more stupid than Cosmo. "-Fred Fred Burger, Fred Fred Burger, Fred Fred Burger..."
And here, for those that want to know, are my opinions on many subjects and authors related to fanfiction.net.Kal0-and-Summer - A very good friend of mine. Her stories are quite funny (most of the humor related to her strange fan-made character, Kal0) and sometimes touching. A lot of people are a bit pissed about her, though. Her/their stories carry many obvious mistakes and oddities, but they're deifnitely worth a read. A link to her profile is to the left.
Satokasu Suki - But if you want perfection, click the link to the left. Satokasu Suki is the author of what I believe is the best story on this site, "Beyond Foolish Pride." If you haven't already, go read it now.
SonicGirl - Although her stories are pretty much based around her "immortal" fan character, Sabrina, it's a bit of a guilty pleasure to read them. If you have a lot of free time on your hands (a LOT of free time), go ahead and check 'em out.
Hoverbike Girl - She reviews every chapter of my AC fic (the few, the proud). Kudos to you!
No Longer A Member - He used to write and review stories. Whatever happened to him? Not sure. Couldn't find a link this time...
Shadow Stalkr - One. Harsh. Dude. In his reviews, Shadow Stalkr doesn't express his joy for how totally awesome a story is (This gets a 10,000/20!!). Instead, he will "treat you the same way you treat grammar in your stories." His long reviews are more of a explanitory list of grammatical (and spelling) errors. But I really like his reviews. Instead of going on about how awesome/beautiful/perfect your story is, he'll point out what is wrong and points out what can be better. Isn't that what a review really is? My opinion: he could be more polite, but I like his criticism.
Reviewers (for my stories) -I will reply to any review when possible. All reviews, signed or anonymous, are appriciated. And, like every author should, I treat every review as gold. Hey, kids! You're not cool if you don't review my stories!
So, that's about it for my page. So go now, and disembark through the pages and chapters of the twisted, adventurous, romantic, humorous works of cough art cough that are my fanfiction. Thank you for taking the time to read this page and my otherpieces of work.
A hero at heart,
-Sonic Hero
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