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Author has written 35 stories for Simpsons, Redwall, Spider-Man, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Incredibles, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Star Wars, God of War, Jade Empire, Invader Zim, and StarTrek: The Original Series. Welcome to Mel's craptacular profile. For those of you who are wondering what happened to the Lady Terwilliger, this is she. I just felt like changing my name. The Stone of the Unholy Muse made me do it. All hail the Stone of the Unholy Muse! My dA account is here: http://ormspryde.deviantart.com/ There be much weirdness. O_o Blanket Disclaimer: I make no claim to own any of the characters I play around with, unless they were actually created by me. Ergo, everything you recognize is the intellectual property of someone else. To the copyright holders: It is not worth suing me. I am poor. The only thing you will receive from me is three slightly used, ungrateful kitty cats. That is all. Thank you. Personal Information (like anyone gives a flying crap): Name: Mel, more or less Age: More than old enough to drink (Hailsa!). Location: Glorious Cookeville, Tennessee, also known sarcastically as fabulous Cookevegas Religion: Heathen devil pagan (Asatruar, to be specific). And absolutely committed to mocking anyone who dares proselytize me. Hobbies: Writing, painting rocks, arty stuff, keeping my cats from eating my food while I'm eating it, soapmaking, candlemaking, various arty and crafty stuff, et cetera Favourite Music: Anything but rap and country Resident Fluffies: Mani, a floofy grey male kitty, Alfrodull (known as Alfie), a floofy little orange male kitty, and Nefertiti (known as Neffie), a little shorthaired girl. Favourite Television: Cartoons, cartoons, and more cartoons Motto: "Illegitimi non carborendum." (you want to know the meaning, you look it up) Quote of the Whenever: "Yay, we're doomed!" - Invader Zim Mel Updates: I must start writing more... XS | |||||||||||
1. Poison reviewsLeonard is being uncharacteristically introspective. Contains slash. Yay, slash!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-08 - L. McCoy & J. Kirk - Complete2. No Longer An Option reviewsSomething...untoward has happened to Norman Osborn. Or has he caused it? Warning: I should be shot for this. I.e., it contains both slash and incest.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete3. Truth in Madness reviewsJust a little streamofconsciousness drabble. Yet again, my muse refuses to tell me what it means. Dibcentric.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-07 - Dib - Complete4. Trust Me reviewsWhat has Dib's father done to him?Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-4-07 - Dib - Complete5. The TRUE Meaning of Christmas reviewsJust spreading a little Channukwanzmas cheer by utterly mocking Charles Dickens. Rated because I am a foulmouthed heathen. literallyDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-06 - Vlad M. - Complete6. Three Monkeys reviewsKang's at it again. What is 'it,' you may ask? Click and see. Warning: Character death.Jade Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete7. Nothing But Pain reviewsVlad's been having a lot of the same dream lately and it's tearing him apart. Basedish on a true story. Warning: Certain people may find this story offensive, though, if I tell you who, that ruins the ending. Live with it.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-06 - Vlad M. - Complete8. Secrets reviewsSeverus Snape encounters someone strange in the Forbidden Forest someone who wants to know a little more about him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-06 - Severus S. - Complete9. Grave Goods reviewsA year after Danny and Vlad's deaths, Jasmine Fenton visits their graves. Sequel to 'Let It Stand Proven.' Warning: slash VladDanny, reference to suicide.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-06 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete10. Let It Stand Proven reviewsDanny has matured and perhaps Vlad Masters has, too. However, Vlad has a revelation which will shatter both their worlds. Warning: Slash and suicide.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-6-06 - Vlad M. & Danny F. - Complete11. Prayer reviewsA blurblet concerning Kratos' thoughts before his fall.God of War - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-06 - Complete12. Little Tragedies reviewsI wrote this mostly as catharsis for myself. It involves Lancer and one of his students, guess who. Warning: Slashish.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete13. One of My Regrets reviewsNow that he is merely mortal again, Vladimir Masters has time to think over all his mistakes...and his regrets.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-05 - Vlad M. - Complete14. The Bitter Taste of Immortality reviewsVladimir, weary of the eternal life granted him by his ghostly blood, revisits an old friend...or enemy?Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-05 - Vlad M. - Complete15. Only A Man reviewsBastila gave in to her curiosity once...and only once. These are her thoughts on the matter.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete16. Not Crazy reviewsHarry Osborn insists that he's not insane. Or is he?Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete17. Night Itself reviewsA ghost and a man, in the dark.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-05 - Vlad M. - Complete18. I AmA short Norman Osborn blurb.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete19. En Atra Veritas reviewsIn which Vladimir Masters has his own personal demons to deal with.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-05 - Vlad M.20. All I Ever Wanted reviewsSyndrome's last thoughts, before he succumbs to his injuries.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete21. Is He? reviewsIs Severus Snape a monster? Or is he...something else?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-05 - Severus S. - Complete22. ViperSeverus Snape...explains himself. Warning: major spoiler if you've not yet read the sixth book.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Published: 10-14-05 - Severus S. - Complete23. Remember Me reviewsOtto Octavius's last wish before he goes to his death.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-05 - Complete24. Not Even A Promise reviewsEvil Danny's thoughts about his younger self.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-30-05 - Dan Phantom - Complete25. Another Moon reviewsOtto looks up into the night, and remembers another moon.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-05 - Complete26. Alone reviewsThe contemplations of a certain ghostly boy as he watches the stars.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-05 - Danny F. - Complete27. Solace of the Void reviewsEvery man is innocent sometimes, if only in sleep. So it is with Syndrome.Incredibles - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-05 - Complete28. The Uniforms From Hell reviewsPicard finally snaps...StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-7-0529. Dearest Diary reviewsMJ ponders the meaning of life, the universe, and Peter Parker. Set between the two movies. Don't expect any more MJ out of me it's rather a strain to get into her head. I only wrote this because I happen to be in somewhat the same situation now.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete30. How It Should Be reviewsNorman, the Goblin, and a fun inner monologue about Spidey. Pardon the craptacular title.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-03 - Complete31. Am I a Monster? reviewsNorman's musings by the side of his wife's grave.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-03 - Complete32. Tale of the Mad Otter reviewsFolgrim's point of view...Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-22-01 - Complete33. If They Hadn't Traveled » reviewsAn alternafic centered around the end of Brother From Another Series. I am attempting to slog through the edit of Chapter 1 as I type.Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-6-01 - Published: 2-5-01
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