~THIS IS MY BIO!~

Name: Artemisrox or Afrox

Why? Because I was a obsessive 11 year old who loved Artemis Fowl.

Age: ALMOST 18! If only I weren't so short...

Nicknames: Kahl~ Horsey~~ Screechy~~~ Tally-ho~~~~ Tals

~I got called this for a week in year seven cause someone misheard my name.

~~Thank blue-winged-donkey-rabbit or Donkey for this one, our other friend from primary was Frogy.

~~~My voice gets higher when I’m really happy or exited. That’s pretty high cause I’m a soprano n all

~~~~I do drama and my friend started calin me this during “The Whittlemore Manors”

Appearance: About shoulder length brown, borderline unruly frizzy hair. Brown eyes and purple tinted frankenstines glasses (I’m short sighted YAY!). I look 13 to people younger than me and 16 to adults, weird eh?

Hight: Short. Just over 150 something DAMN!

Clothing: Normally dark colours. Green, black or blue shirt and ether black dance pants, my cargoes or heavily pocketed jeans ( avoid skirts and pink like the plague ~hisses~). Then a short black coat and my three buckled(useless as it has a zip boots) or, yaknow, blacknwhite converses.

Woo, I LOOK LIKE POSER!

Personality: If I don’t like you, Quiet. If you’re my friend, loud, crazy, eccentric.

I talk too much and I don’t like to conform too much to the stereotypes portrayed in media.(IM SMART WEE~)

I sorta used to strange eccentric people because I am one.

I love really little kids cause if you smile and wave at them they smile and wave back!

Dislikes:
Peas, homophobes, racists, people who force their beliefs on others, FLAMERS, RnB music, Horribly Girly girls, pink(the colour not the singer), Most skirts and dresses, radio hosts(they come off as huge jerks to me), “reality” TV (people publicly humiliating themselves and others for cash), Ignorance.

Likes: (Long lists Most of these are on my shelf)

Anime/Manga~

Neon Genesis Evangelion (yes I typed the hole thing! Not Evangelion or EVA!)
Azumanga Daioh
FLCL, Fooly Cooly, Furi Kuri
Chrono Crusade
Chobits
Fruits Basket, Frurba, Frubasu
Yotsuba&, Yotsubato!
Hikaru n GO
Godchild
Chibi Vampire
Megatokyo (I have the books and I read it on the net)
Digiko
Trigun
Imadoki
The Taro Cafe
Tenchi Muyo
Cowboy Bebop
Hamtaro, Hamutaro
Loveless
DNAngel
Cerres
Orphen
Inuyasha
Death Note

TV/Movies~

Pirates or the Caribbean(JOHNNY DEPP! SQUEE~!)
Edward Scissor hands
Nightmare on elm street
Final destination
Kill Bill
Little Shop of Horrors
Harry Potter (the first movie came out on my B-DAY!)
Corpse Bride
Ringu (that’s the original Japanese Ring)
Singing in the rain
Charlie and the chocolate factory
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
Alice in wonderland(not the animated one)
Dead like me
House
NCIS
Wild n’ Out
Doggy Fizzle (Fo shizzle! Snoop Dawg!)

Cartoons~

Invader Zim
The Untalkative Bunny
Simpsons
Family Guy
American Dad
The Brak Show
Aqua teen hunger force
Space Ghost coast to coast

Books/Comics~

Harry Potter
Artemis Fowl
The Wish List
The Supernaturalist
The Blue feather
Boy Meets Boy (DEBAUCHERY AND SCENTED CANDLES!)
Keys to the Kingdom (Dusk~)
Georga Nicholson (its Fabitty fab and marvy!)
So yesterday
Peeps
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, JTHM
SQUEE (My friend Rutha loves him so!)

Bands/Songs~

My Chemical romance, MCR (Gerard!)Fall Out Boy, FOB
Panic! At the Disco, P!ATD
Greenday
Taking Back Sunday
Make Damn Sure
I write sins not tragedies
Time to dance
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
Vampires will never hurt you
I’m not okay ~I Promise~ (trust me)
Dance Dance
Where is your boy tonight
Sugar were going down
Jesus of suburbia
Minority
Basket case
Banana Phone (ring ring ring…)
Swinging on a star (or would you rather be a mule)
Fly me to the moon (I blame Eva)
Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony
Komm Sūßer Todd (come sweet death)

Food:

CANDYCANES!

QUOTES:

MCR:

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."

"I like Popsicles."

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window"

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"

"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"

My friends and I:

Afrox: Harry Potter; HOUSEWIFE!

Afrox: I love carrots! Chomps on a carrot

Afrox: It’s a carafan!

Afrox: I drew a fliegen de lamma!

Afrox: I’m gonna start hitting you now and I’m not sure when I’ll stop!

Afrox: you can take a me to water but you cant make me drink!

Afrox: watching friend having trouble opening bag of assorted nuts~ Having trouble with your nuts? (I continued like that till she hit me sweat drops)

Afrox: (pointing at moth on computer screen) FLY MOTHRAN RETURN TO YOUR HOME PLANET!

AFROX: I have SIX heads! (Grins)

Afrox: Weep for me! for i love cream cheese!

Afrox: (walks up to friend) I know a song about masturbation!

Afrox: I have a fear of exploding potatoes

Afrox: I heart guys in girl pants!

Afrox: All hairdressers should have hip holster hairdryers!

Afrox: the world would be a better place if everyone said HOT DAMN more and Fo Shizzle instead of good bye!

L: Homophobia is GAY!
Afrox: The Phobia of the Homo!
L: The Phobia of the hobo! HOBO-PHOBIA!

Afrox: Ahh! He’s HOMELESS!

Friend: hey do you know all the Mario bros names? Me: uh...no friend: well there’s Luwegie Mario, Wario Mario Me: wait the Mario’s full name is-..
All: Mario Mario!

Fab four: Pen pen is watching!

L: Johnny Bravo has a giant blond quiff!
Afrox: Its like jellotin!

~At a friends house~
Afrox: can we have some cups please?
Friends dad: no problem leaves and comes back with a bowl
Lana: ...what’s that?
FD: a cup
Afrox: But we want a-a...
fd: oh! You mean a glass I’ll go get them leaves
Afrox and Lana: ...bwahahahaha!

Louise: Bananas give you constipation!

Afrox: Nyeeeeeh!
L: Hahaha!
Afrox: Hahaha!
L: bleah!
Afrox: bleah!
L: bleah!
Afrox: bleah!
L: bleah!
Afrox: bleah!
Both: Hahahaha!

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