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Name: confidential

Nicknames: Persephone, Seph, Sissy, Lucy Fer, and Chel

About Me: I'm very easy to get along with, as long as you don't piss me off. I love reading, writing, drawing, acting, listening to music, watching movies and anime, and just being my crazy fun-loving self. I have the coolest friends and I wouldn't trade them for the world. Well...I might trade Tater. Lol! Just joking! I'm a bit of a nerd. I haven't been in an actual sport during my entire time in high school. I've been involved with nerd activities though. So, I'm not really a true antisocial outcast. I love Japanese culture. I just started to learn Japanese. I know where I'm going to college. I don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up. Considering that ever happens. I'm thinking about becoming an English teacher and going over to Japan to teach all the little Japanese children English. But that's just one of the things I'm considering. I can be really unpredictable sometimes. So, watch out.

Age: 18

Favorite Colors: Green, Purple, and Black

Addictions: Chinese food, Reese's, Skittles, cappucino, pineapples, and Bath and Body Works lotion

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Pat Benatar, Night Wish, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Metallica, Aerosmith, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Reba, Skillet, and Simple Plan

Favorite Made-up Words: Craptacular, craptastic, and f#!tard

Favorite Movies: X-men, Sweeney Todd, Juno, Phantom of the Opera, Underworld, Daredevil, Spiderman, Hellboy, Shrek, Van Helsing, Lords of Dogtown, Frida, She's the Man, Ghost Rider, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,

Favorite Books: White Oleander, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Flowers in the Attic, Memoirs of a Geisha, Twilight, Where the Heart Is, The Woman Warrior, To Kill a Mockingbird, Frankenstein, anything Stephen King and poetry

Favorite Shows: The Simpsons, X-men Evolution, Teen Titans, Blood, Naruto, Inuyasha, The Boondocks, King of the Hill, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Invader Zim, Bleach, Karin, Vampire Knight,

Favorite Manga: Blood, Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chibi Vampire, Princess Ai, Cardcaptor Sakura, Vampire Knight, Death Note,

Favorite Quotes:

(After watching Sweeney Todd for the first time)

Tater: So... Do you think he's a villain or a victim of circumstance?

Me: Villain. He's way too badass to be a victim.

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(While watching Juno)

Tater: Haha! You just got ding-dong-ditched by a prego!

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(While drunk on his ass, he took all his clothes off and was sitting on the hood of Tater's pickup)

Chachi: (in a Scottish accent) My name is Humpy O'Houlihan, the drunkest Scotsman of them all! And you're in the No Pants Zone!

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(Although I haven't believed in Santa for years, I try to make my parents feel bad for bursting my innocent bubble)

Me: But Santa does exist! How else do you explain the presents?

Dad: Those were left by your mother and me.

Me: But Santa is at the mall every year!

Mom: Honey, it's just some fat guy dressed like Santa to make children happy.

Me: But every year NORAD tracks Santa, and NORAD is controlled by the government, and everyone knows that the government doesn't lie.

Mom: Seph, the government lies on a daily basis.

Me: Noooooooooooooooo!

Dad: How else do explain how Eisenhower managed to stay in office for so long.

Me: ...Actually now that you mention it, I have been wondering about that.

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(I came home from school ready to vent to my dad about my crappy day)

Dad: What's wrong with you?

Me: Oh, today Amanda totally pissed me off!

Dad: Well, better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

(I couldn't tell him about the other parts of my crappy day after he said that)

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(My brother is complaining about the show I'm watching)

Josh: Sorry, but I don't get my giggles from this kind of shit.

Me: Well at least, I don't get my giggles from Debbie Does Dallas like some people.

(ha! I know total burn! But he deserves it.)

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(This one happened while my friend was driving behind a really slow truck she couldn't pass with a trailer completely filled with pumpkins)

Me: Oooh! Pumpkins!

Meg: Well, do you fucking want to get out and get one?! Because at this rate you can just get out, walk up, and grab one! (Yeah, she was royally pissed off)

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Me: Yay! I just had a Sugargasm! (after I ate a spoonful of chocolate-strawberry ice cream topped with gummy bears)

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Me: You lie like NORAD!

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(My sister comes into my room which she hadn't seen since I redecorated it)

Carrie: Oh my God! It looks like Dracula's lair in here.

Me: You know Carrie, last time I checked, Stephen King didn't write a book called "Seph"

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(Whenever I start rambling, my friend Brian says this)

Brian: Quit your yammerin' and make me a samich, Woman!

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(Seeing my friend's bright rainbow-colored sweater)

Me: Did a rainbow throw up on you?

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(After my brother bought his girlfriend a sexy lengerie top, but accidentally got a D-cup)

Me: When did Kristen start working at Hooter's?

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