Notes as of August 22, 2009:

I'm a lazy bum and will be busy soon on top of that, so I haven't really been reading fics, writing 'em, or betaing - and probably won't for a while. Authors already on the list below, don't worry. I'll still make time for you guys; I'm just not going to fill out FF.net's latest toy or go looking for new talent.

- Added running totals to the Anime/Manga section, so I can quantify my insanity. At 5:42 in the morning. Yes, I'm bored.

- NOTE TO OTHER AUTHORS: The word "nonplussed" does not mean what you think it means. Trust me. Look it up.

Projects

Stories:

Crossing the Rubicon - Down until I get around to rewriting it, which will take approximately two lifetimes.

CA 1sentence - Mm...May do some more. We'll see.

CA Miscellaneous - File 5 has been posted and is no longer an LJ-only read. Took me long enough, eh?

NF 1sentence - The gigantic lists at the bottom of this bio prove I can watch stuff without writing for it, but...yeah, so, I'm just going to blame Aki and spare myself a headache. 8D

Operation: Matchmaker - Complete. Not writing any more chapters because this particular piece of amusing nonsense is plenty long enough already. See below for info about sequel. Or lack thereof.

Operation: Peacemaker - Permanently discontinued; has been taken down from site. CtR was plenty more Royai than I had any inclination to write, and this wasn't going anywhere.

Triplicate - Complete. Am in just the mood to write another one like this, but am too lazy to type another fic at two in the morning. Also, I have no neat little lines for the ending. Hm.

To Live Again - Probably never going to finish it, or post it here.

YS 1sentence - Finished.

Paperwork - Written on a whim. Complete.

Betaing:

(In alphabetical order)

Dagronrat, AKA Dagron - Translation rumored to be arriving soon for betaing; as of right now my inbox is pathetically empty.

DarkenedSakura, AKA DS, AKA DS-chan (:shot multiple times:) - Elincia one-shot fic betaed; if she cuts anything there will be...a price. Yes. :glowers evilly:

Eagle8819, AKA Eagle, AKA Aki - Finally caught up on the giant backlog; hopefully I didn't miss anything. If I didn't that means I'm out of things to beta which means there needs to be NEW CONTENT. Yes. We will make it happen. (Or I will make it happen, with the aid of much prodding. >D)

Eeveebeth Fejvu, AKA Eve - Finished betaing the latest theme of 40 Nights.

FirstSilvera, AKA FS - Author in question has spammed my inbox with way-too-many-fics-to-beta; I'll probably tackle it all...later. Yeah. Later.

- This person needs to learn that "BE" stands for Bad English, that something unspeakable will happen if Shinichi and Ai don't get at least one moment in ENCOUNTER, and that the real Hakuba will kill her if he ever sees a certain drawing. -snickers-

Hikari-chan, AKA Chitsuki, AKA Tsu - Currently waiting for next project. I have finally...convinced...this author to upload her fics to this site. Read warning below.

- The first person who plagiarizes this author in any way, shape, or form will get their intestines ripped out through their throat, following which they will be strangled by said organ. Subsequent miscreants will not be nearly as lucky.

LusciniaeCantus, AKA mandolin_minuet, AKA Resha - AKA the creator of awesome TT fanfiction. Betaed two stories so far; backlog and future fics pending.

Silk Sarii, AKA Sarii, AKA Sara - Betaing mostly random fics for the Ai-comm on LJ; have yet to see any serious multichapters and/or Teen Titans fics. Looking forward to both.

SN1987A, AKA SN - Gee, y'think there are enough capital letters there? O_o Anyway, I've been betaing HA as it comes out. Ch7 recently finished.

- "Anything else" for the record, really and truly does mean "anything else". (Except, obviously, that infamous Gin/Ran NC-30 which one of us Aicoholics is likely to write someday just for the heck of it. And because we're all drunk.)

teainapot, AKA June - begins production line for picket signs reading, bluntly: "MORE ONESHOTS!"

zettai_tenshi, AKA 808tenshi, AKA DY - She vanished. O_o (...Oww. My ears. Okay, she hasn't vanished. She's just not here - very loudly.)

Quote of the...convenient-stretch-of-time:

"...HEY,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, I wanted to say,
YOU CAN'T BRING OSTRICHES ON THE SUBWAY,
but this was New York, we don't
talk to strangers..."
- excerpted from "Wildlife on the 4," by Jeffrey McDaniel

Anime/Manga (9/22)

(Excluded some manga-only series for the sake of sanity.)

Current Obsession(s): Kara no Kyoukai

Currently watching (42): 11eyes (anime & possibly game), Black Lagoon (manga), Bleach (anime & manga), Blood plus (anime; FF won't let me put the 'plus' symbol), Claymore (manga), D.Gray-man (manga), Darker Than BLACK (second season), DOGS OVA, Eden of the East, Eve no Jikan, Fate/Zero (novels), Full Metal Alchemist (manga), GA, Gundam Wing (slowpoke.jpg, I know), Haruhi 2, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei, Kampfer, Kara no Kyoukai, Kimi ni Todoke, Mai Otome (S.ifr), Melancholy of Haruhi-chan, Michiko e Hatchin, Mission-E, Naruto Shippuuden, Negima (AU-version-thing, and Shiroki), Neon Genesis Evangelion (manga and Rebuild), NHK ni Youkoso, Nyoron Churuya-san, Rideback, Samurai 7, Sasameki Koto (anime & manga), Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Shugo Chara, Soul Eater (manga), Strait Jacket, Tokyo Magnitude 8.0, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, You're Under Arrest (Full Throttle)

Paused (19): .hack//Roots (still need to get the games, too...hm), Air Gear (manga), Case Closed/Detective Conan (manga), Full Metal Panic (anime & Fumoffu), Hayate x Blade (manga), Hunter x Hunter (anime & manga), Inuyasha (anime), Gunslinger Girl (manga), Legal Drug (manga's on haitus T_T), Mushishi, NANA (manga; I'll find it again...eventually...), One Piece (anime), Samurai Champloo, Skip Beat, Trigun (anime), Tsubasa Chronicle (anime & manga), Valkyria Chronicles, Xenosaga the Animation, Yami no Matsuei (manga), Yu Yu Hakusho (anime)

Finished (146...ish):

# - .hack//LIMINALITY, .hack//SIGN
A - Air, Amatsuki, Antique Bakery, Aoi Hana, Appleseed (both movies), Aria the Animation, Asatte no Houkou, Avatar (all 3 seasons; technically not an anime but eh, close enough)
B - Baccano, Bamboo Blade, Black Blood Brothers, Black Cat (anime), Bleach (3 movies), Bokurano, Busou Renkin (anime & manga), Byousoku 5cm
C - CANAAN, Candy Boy, Canvas 2, Chrono Crusade (anime & manga), Clannad, Claymore (anime), Code-E, Code Geass (anime, both seasons)
D - D.Gray-man (anime), Darker than BLACK, Denno Coil, Devil May Cry
E - El Cazador de la Bruja, Elfin Lied, Ergo Proxy, Escaflowne (anime & movie)
F - Fate/Stay Night (anime & game - WHICH EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY), Final Fantasy (AC), Fruits Basket (anime & manga), Full Metal Alchemist (anime & movie), Full Metal Panic (TSR only)
G - Ga-Rei Zero, Genshiken (manga), Ghost in the Shell (anime & movies), Gundam Seed (anime & manga), Gundam Seed Destiny (anime)
H - Haibane Renmei, Hatenkou Yugi, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (anime, both seasons), Hitohira, Hyakko (anime & OVA)
I - Innocent Venus
J - Jin-Roh
K - K-ON!, Kaibutsu Oujo, Kanon (2006), Kaze no Stigma, Kekkaishi, Kikoushi Enma, Kino no Tabi (anime), Koihime Musou, Koukaku no Regios, Kurau: Phantom Memory, kurenai, Kuroshitsuji
L - Lucky Star (anime & OVA)
M - Macross Frontier, Madlax, Mai Hime, Mai Otome, Manabi Straight (anime & OVA), Maria-sama ga Miteru (anime, all seasons), MGLN (original, A's, StrikerS, and manga), Minami-ke (first season), Mnemosyne, Murder Princess (OVA)
N - Nabari no Ou (anime), NANA (anime), Naruto (anime and 2 movies), Natsume Yuujinchou (and second season; third season where?), Negima (anime), Neon Genesis Evangelion (anime), NieA_7, Nijyuu Mensou no Musume, Noir
O - Obon Star Racers (a not-quite-anime, but whatever), Ouran High School Host Club (anime)
P - Phantom: Requiem For the Phantom, Princess Tutu (guitar ninjas! ahaha), Pumpkin Scissors
R - Read or Die (anime, OVA, and manga), Red Garden, Rental Magica, Rose of Versailles (gah this anime irritates me -_-), Rozen Maiden (anime, Traumend, Overture), Rune Soldier, Rurouni Kenshin (anime & OVAs)
S - Saki, School Days, Seirei no Moribito, Serial Experiments Lain, Shakugan no Shana (anime, Second, & movie), Shaman King, Shigofumi, Shikabanehime (Aka and Kuro), Shingetsutan Tsukihime, Shounen Onmyouji, Shuffle, Sky Crawlers, Sky Girls (anime & OVA), sola, Soukou no Strain, Soul Eater (anime), Special A, Spice and Wolf (I & II), Strawberry Panic, Strike Witches (anime & OVA), Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Sword of the Stranger
T - Tales of Phantasia, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Taishou Yakyuu Musume, Teen Titans (not really an anime, but eh), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (and movie), The Place Promised In Our Early Days, The Sky Crawlers, The Third, The Twelve Kingdoms (anime), Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo (movie), Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou, Toradora, Toshokan Sensou, Trinity Blood, True Tears
U - Utena (anime),
V - Vampire Knight (original and Guilty), Venus Versus Virus, Viper's Creed
W - Wind, Witch Hunter Robin, Witchblade (anime)
Y - Yakushiji Ryoko no Kaiki Jikenbo, Yami no Matsuei (anime), You're Under Arrest (1st season; movie), Yozakura Quartet
Z - Zero no Tsukaima (first season only)

Dropped (32): 07-Ghost, Air Gear (anime), Akane-iro ni Somaru Saka, Asu no Yoichi, Bakemonogatari, Berserk, Blassreiter, Bounen no Xamdou, Casshern SINS, Chaos Head (dropped the game too), Clannad (After Story), Death Note (anime & manga), Dragonaut, ef - a tale of memories, Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood; still following the manga), Gintama, Gundam 00, Hanasakeru Seishounen, Kannagi, Kiba, Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien, Kurokami, Last Exile, Le Chevalier D'Eon, Mai Otome Zwei (if Otome was Diet, Zwei was Lite. Mixed with V8), Maria Holic, Marimite (OVA), Noein, Persona, RahXephon, Romeo x Juliet, Simoun, Sora wo Kakeru Shoujo, Telepathy Shoujo Ran, Toaru Majutsu no Index, World Destruction

...Bad things happen when I get bored.