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sw3ll

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since	: 12-24-03, id: 508618

Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

All Hail Me.

"The next minute you find ourselves dying for fucking oil!"

Anything regarding me or my ficlets email me, I trust you know how to do that or where to find it.
If I write funny stories, then the humour will only be understood by me. Other than that, I don't write them at all.
I enjoy cropped photos of Harry and Draco so if you have them, send them to me please. No drawings please. You all lack talent.
As well as proper spelling grammar, I also partake in life and therefore know the phrases and words a normal person would use. No one uses "big words" so you can put your thesaurus away. Anyone who shift+f7's frequently should get off fanfiction.net.

Wanna know why I like Original realistic stories?
Because I like originality... and I like reality.
And when they come together I just blow a original, realistic-y load.

I write stories for me. Fuck the rest of you.

That is all.

BTW:
HARRYPOTTER/DRACOMALFOY FTW!

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1. Tactless reviews
They say Harry has become a tactless person ever since he brought down the Dark Lord, but really, Ginny Weasley had no reason to be so vain. Not a HarryDraco but I always manage to work it in. Implied character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

2. Seventy times 7 reviews
Friends always grow apart...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-05 - Harry P. & Ron W.

3. Welcome reviews
Hogwarts, like a carousel of splintered horses. mentions of HD. R to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.

4. Caress reviews
How smart is she really? One-shot HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

5. All the Things he Said reviews
And they stare with such scrutiny when I kiss him... and what's wrong now? HD complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

6. Somewhat Perfect reviews
He's perfect when he's dead. HD complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

7. Coal Lining reviews
Even though I’m falling, I fall away from the dark, while he still suffers with nothing, but coal lining for a heart. Trust me, you'll like. HPDM... sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-04 - Draco M. & Harry P.

8. It Wasnt Even Sharp » reviews
He was nothing more than a videotape, full of depressing memories. no one wanted to watch him anymore. One-SHot Warning: Oral Slash MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 12-24-04 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

9. What I Meant to Say reviews
His twisted facade always gets in the way, always limiting him from love he could not have. what's he gonna do? Implied HarryDraco slash and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-04 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

10. Easier to Run reviews
COMPLETE. What would you have done if he got you upset? What would HE have done? HarryDraco slash. song fic by Linkin Park, Easier to Run
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-3-04 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

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