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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Okay, just so you know I may change my penname from I like black stuff to blacksatin96 a few more times. So if you search for one of those pennames and can't find me, try the other name. Thanks! ~ NEWS ~

7/24/05: I am aware that I have not updated LGH2 for several months. I am working on an original story called Don't Be Jealous in the hopes that once it's completed I can get it published! Wish me luck!

~ BIO ~

I write humour. Funny stuff. And if I wanted to convince you, I mightwrite in a comical way in my bio, like everyone else. Unfortunately, I hate being like everyone else. So I guess I should congradulate you on finding one of the few individuals left in this world. Congradulations!

Let's see... you want to know about me? I am a person. I have a cute little hamster too. That's all I'm going to say. I mean, the is the world wide web - ANYONE could read this and I don't want to be hunted down and killed. Thanks for understanding! Plus, I don't think you care, do you? I mean, if I put "I have sparkling green eyes rimmed with a special type of blue, and shiny, sleek, dark-chocolately brown hair..." blah blah blah, boring! So, instead I will tell you about my fanfiction preferences.

My favorite ships for Harry Potter are:
HG/RW that's cliché but whatever.
DM/HP but it better be freaking hilarious!
DM/PP because who else is the bloke gonna go with? Oh right. See above ;)
My least favorite ships for Harry Potter are:
RW/HP they are best friends not boyfriends.
HP/HG I don't know, it just doesn't work.
ANY cross-generation pairings (who the heck likes those?)
Slash is trash unless it's DM/HP and hilarious.

My favorite category for reading stories is of course, humour. I love to laugh! I also like humour/anything. Funny is good, people. I like to write funny stuff to. I don't know whether I'd be good at horror or romance or anything like that... it'd be really pathetic. Ugh, I don't even want to think about spiritual. Maybe I'll try, just so I have a story with flames. ;) Not that flames are good... I'm just saying you may need to read a good book or, you know, dictionary after reading a romance I'd try to write :D But seriously, it depends more on HOW you write, rather than WHAT you write. Like, you could have a great idea for a humour fic, but if you write like crap and it's not funny then... yeah. And vice-versa with other categories.

~ OTHER ~
I have a story on fictionpress.com. My pen name is I like black stuff.

Go to http://potterpuppetpals.com it is SO funny!

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1. Harrylucinations » reviews
I'm not stupid. This fic is. Stupid in the nicest way possible, of course. Harry wakes up in the Slytherin common room with Draco. Full story inside. HD. Read&Flame!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-13-05 - Published: 1-11-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.

2. Snape Tries to Make a Peanut Butter Smoothie reviews
Based on a true story. One-shot. WARNING: Complete waste of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-10-05 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete

3. Let's Go Hogwarts 2 » reviews
Harry takes a potion that accidentally had sex-switcher in it! Stupidly choosing to join cheerleading again, he's in for another crazy year. Unusual modeling, Draco's strange practices, Snape's homicidal potions... Just read it. (sequel to LGH1)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-9-05 - Published: 9-6-04 - Harry P.

4. My Broken Heart reviews
Ginny and Draco love each other, but Ron, Hermione, and Harry are heartbroken. I tried to make this as serious as possible. But you know me, and I can't help but make it funny. So, it's part humour. Have fun. R&R please! [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-04 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete

5. Welcome to Camp Magick » reviews
Harry goes to Camp Magick, where what you see ISN'T always what you get. A boy looks suspiciously like Draco. Speaking of Draco, he has a few tricks up his sleeve planned to make Harry's time at camp quite... interesting. FUNNY STUFF PEOPLE! [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 8-31-04 - Published: 6-3-04 - Harry P. - Complete

6. Wanna Buy Some Cookies? » reviews
Dumbledore lost all of Hogwarts gold at cards, so everyone needs to sell cookies to raise money. Harry and Hermione detest the idea, but Ron? He's all for it! Will he have cookie-sweet victory, or a crumbly failure? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 5-30-04 - Ron W. - Complete

7. Let's Go Hogwarts! » reviews
Much to Hermione's dismay, Harry tries out for cheerleading, because he wants to be more feminine. No, actually he lost a bet. But will this turn him feminine? Will he even make the team? And who's that captain who everyone says is so good? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-14-04 - Harry P. - Complete

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