~HEY EVERYONE! SORRY ABOUT MY LACK IN UPDATES, BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH FF.NET AND IT WON"T LET ME UPLOAD!!! AM TRYING VERY HARD TO GET NEW CHAPTERS UP. VERY SORRY!~

-Current Fics-

Show No Fear: 31chapters, 32th comming soon.

Shadow Fallen: 4st chapter comming soon

Crystal Clear: Series, COMPLETE

Mating Rituals: 1st - 4th chapters comming soon

Requiem for a Dream: 6 chapters, 7th comming soon

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Allo!

Feral Geek here, also known as Amie -Don't Panic-

I'm seventeen years old and a resident of the United States, if your here you probably read my stuff, and know I OWN NOTHING. except for my artwork (xdesolatedxsoulx.deviantart.com/) which sucks, and a little Plushie Wraith named Malchus. =

I write for the fandom Stargate Atlantis, my favortie pairings are Weir/Ronon, Mckay/ Sheppard, and Teyla/Beckett.

Well, I'm almost done with Show No Fear, and may make it into a series:P Im bored, what can I say.

Got any ideas for me? Contact me!

Aim: SG spacemonkey 1

Msn: valthonis_the_exile@hotmail.com

Email: Darkelf354@yahoo.com

I lurve music, riding shopping carts down hills, reading, writing, and roleplaying. If you want to rp (I always do!) send me a message!

-Amie

-Quotes from Amie's life.-

-Amie vs Mum-

-loud slapping sound-
Me: OW!
Mum: What did you do this time?
Me:…hit meself in the face….
Mum:….-snort-
Me: I feel so loved…

Me: I fixed my bed! (note: my bed it lopsided, and totally collapsed in one side)
Mum: How did you manage that?
Me: With a curtain rod, two pillows, and some duct-tape.
Mum: O_O;;….-nearly falls out of chair laughing-
Me: -_- don’t mock the duct-tape

Mum:…why are you laughing?
Me: I’m crazy, remember?
Mum: No you aren’t.
Me: Really? Thanks -pleased-
Mum: Crazy doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Me: -looks around- We're going the wrong way...
Mum: No we aren't
Me: -5min later- were going the wrong way...
Mum: No we arent -proceeds to explain how turning out of the mall made it feel that way, and that we are indeed, going the right way.-
Me: -listens, then falls silent-
HALF AN HOUR LATER
Me: -looks at road sign-...WE WENT THE WRONG WAY!

-Amie vs Friends-

Amie: CARSON! THE BOX IS EATING ME!
(his mom got a tv, and I hid in the box to scare him, he figured it out and ductaped it closed, then made a big show of coming into the room, I tried to get out and when I couldn't get out I screamed that quote)

Kitty: Who's that on your binder?
Amie: O_o uh...Steve.
Kitty: Whos Steve!
Amie: -cowers- O_O;; a Wraith
Kitty: You love him!
Amie: WTF?
Kitty: -proceeds to write that I love Steve the Wraith all over my stuff-
Amie-sigh- not again

Miz Maddock: Car is still asleep dear, why don't you go wake him up?
Me: yes ma'm -wanders away-
Me: -perched on chair with electric flyswatter in hand-
Carson: -asleep- zzzzzzzz
Me: -smirk- ATTACK! -jumps ontp bed and swats, then hides-
Carson: GAH! whatthehell! -looks around- I know your in here 'amie, just come on out...
Me: -flys out from behind chair- You'll never take me alive! -runs down hall-
Carson: -chases, brandishing pillow-
Both: -skid into hall-
Carson: I've got you now! -evil laugh-
Miz Maddock: CARSON! Leave that poor girl alone! She never did anything to you, but you seem hell-bent on attacking her!
Carson: yes mum.
Miz Maddock: Now, APOLIGISE!
Me: yea, -smirk- apologise.
Carson: m'sorry -mutters-bastard
Me: -hugs- don't worry, I still love ya
Carson: I was afraid of that...

Jezzebel: bibleslash...lmao...love
Amie: ((done...and the last line is my favorite )
Jezzebel: wow...i love your friends...told you, jesus was quite the slut
Amie: -grin-
Amie: aye, he was
Amie: ...O_O my group is doing John for the project...
Jezzebel: psh
Jezzebel: its all about judas
Jezzebel: no wait
Amie:???
Jezzebel: see...jesus and judas were quite the buddy buddy but then john decided he wanted some of that ass and jesus, slut that he is, went along with it...when our boy judas found out...well...we all know what happened
Ami: yeah...we're going to hell...