| Fantastic Pants |
Author has written 28 stories for Max Payne, Metal Gear, Heroes, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003. I'm me. That's about it. Umm, yup. I also write slash, or so I'm told. That's all, folks. | |||||||||||
1. The Myth of Second Chances reviewsClaude Rains runs, and the world burns. 5YGverse. [ClaudeBennet]Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-07 - Claude & Noah B./HRG2. Mission Romance Or The Company Man Who Shagged Me reviewsBy his most generous estimations, romance is to Noah Bennet as matter is to antimatter. And by God, he needs to see the two collide. [MohinderBennet]Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-07 - Mohinder S. & Noah B./HRG - Complete3. The Case of the Disappearing Gummy Bears reviewsHoney? I'm going on a mission to rescue a poodle. In Ireland. No, I'm not bringing him home Mr. Muggles is quite safe. Don't worry, I've got backup. An invisible man. Yes, I think it's pretty cool. Love you too. Bye. [PeterClaudeBennet]Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-13-07 - Noah B./HRG & Claude - Complete4. Imaginary Friend reviewsThe gun digs into his forehead, cool and steady. There's something almost friendly about it. [ClaudeBennet]Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-18-07 - Noah B./HRG & Claude - Complete5. Primatech Boys reviewsNoah Bennet woke up one morning to discover that, no, he hadn't transformed into a giant cockroach. But that was the only upside to his situation. [ClaudeBennet]Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-07 - Claude & Noah B./HRG - Complete6. Please Hang Up and Dial Your Operator reviewsWhen she was ten, she decided that God didn't exist. And if he did, then he was too much of an asshole to rely on. [HanaBennet]Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-07 - Hana G. & Noah B./HRG - Complete7. Plan Bennet from Outer Space reviewsJust like that, destiny is back on your doorstep, and it's wearing horn rimmed glasses. [MohinderBennet] Post S1 finale.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-07 - Mohinder S. & Noah B./HRG - Complete8. Mind Tripping reviewsBennet, Matt, Ted and the Apocalypse. [MattBennet] Spoilers up to 1.22.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-07 - Matt P. & Noah B./HRG - Complete9. Bogeyman Blues reviewsWe'll be saviors, Mohinder. Heroes. The world will cheer for us. [SylarMohinder] Set post 1.21, 'The Hard Part'.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-07 - Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S. - Complete10. Zen and the Art of Radioactive Man Maintenance reviewsThis trip isn't all that great for my blood pressure, but at least I stand the chance of becoming a full fledged Zen master by the end of it. [MattTed]Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-07 - Matt P. & Ted S. - Complete11. Strings reviewsIt's a blind spot in evolution – she's not even his, but it doesn't matter, because natural logic dies in the hands of humanity. [SylarBennet] Dubcon. Vague spoilers for 1.20.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-2-07 - Noah B./HRG & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete12. Lost and FoundHe's clever enough to know that the odds of things going back to the way they were are roughly that of Thompson suddenly obtaining a heart of gold. [ClaudeBennet], set after Parasite.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Published: 4-21-07 - Claude & Noah B./HRG - Complete13. Fadeout reviewsIf a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And if an invisible man dies and no one is around to see him, did he even exist? A Claude centric fic set about 20 years before the events of the show.Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-07 - Claude - Complete14. Red Sky Rising reviewsWar can change a man. So can peace. [AustinDallas] Spoilers for the War Buddies graphic novels.Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-07 - Linderman & Dallas P. - Complete15. Knights and Jesters » reviewsSome would say it was an accident, others would call it fate. I don't really care what you call it. It was the first time I met an evolved human. It changed everything. [BennetOMC] A short interlude series to Spectrum of Grey.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 3-30-07 - Noah B./HRG16. Spectrum of Grey » reviewsPeople suck, friend. Every last one of 'em. [ClaudeBennet]Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-16-07 - Claude & Noah B./HRG17. Trading Demons reviewsTry as he might to fight it, Major Lee Adama is still a good boy. But he's most definitely not too good. Set after 'The Son Also Rises'. [RomoLee]Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-07 - L. Adama/Apollo - Complete18. On the Fly reviewsFlying Man meets Teleporter Guy. Wild monkey sex ensues. [NathanHiro]Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-07 - Hiro N. & Nathan P. - Complete19. Circles and Paradoxes III: Echo of Chaos reviewsThe tiniest, most insignificant creature can change the world. Even tear it apart. Big BossOcelot. AUish. [hiatus]Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-0720. Circles and Paradoxes II: Lucid Dreaming » reviewsSome of the time, dreams make more sense than reality. Actually, make that most of the time. Big BossOcelot. Sequel to Circles and Paradoxes. Portable Ops based. AU.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,295 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete21. Circles and Paradoxes reviewsThe man can live up to the legend, but the legend can never live up to the man. Big BossOcelot. Timeline running from MGS3 to MGS1.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete22. Crossing Lifelines reviewsWhen everybody is dead, how can you still be alive? A sequel to MP1. [Turned into a oneshot]Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete23. Chains reviewsNothing is what it seems, under the kind exterior the world wears. Change is inevitable, even a revolution, no matter how small. A view on Vlad's relationship with his mentor, Alfred Woden. Contains disturbing themes and borderline noncon.Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete24. More Like Fate » reviewsFirst rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Second rule of Max Payne: people don’t stay dead. Third rule of… Well, you get the picture. After all is done, but never said, fate has never had it’s fill with Max Payne or Vladimir Lem. [hiatus]Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 2-20-0625. Breaking The Fall » reviewsFalling, in this line of business, isn't the best idea, because chances are no one will ever be there to catch you. Well, almost never. An alternate ending to Max Payne 2, focusing on Max and Vlad. Slash.Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 7-2-06 - Complete26. A Cop and a Gangster Walk Into a Bar reviewsA younger Max who’s still testing the limits in a world that is trying to pass as sane, a younger Vlad testing his grounds in the American underworld, and a night full of vodka and philosophy.Max Payne - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete27. Pain reviewsWhen Vlad is caught and tortured after Max Payne 2, he reflects on the relationship between him and a certain bullet dodging cop.Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-06 - Complete28. Irony of Fate reviewsThis is a small companion piece to More Like Fate. A Prologue from Vlad's POV. I suggest you read the first chapters of More Like Fate first.Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete