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Updated 9/07/2009

I've been reading a lot of HP stuff again. Blame it on the sixth movie for re-spiking my interest.

I regret to inform you that all of my stories currently published are discontinued. Feel free to take them up.
Various people have asked for permission to continue my stories and I have given it. Don't cry plagiarism if you find something of mine under someone else's name.

I will stop reading a fic if:
You spend too much time talking about the Dursley's and their "abuse" or if you compare Harry to an House-Elf.
You call Hermione, "'mione". His mouth was full!
Harry has a twin and James and Lily neglect Harry? Dumb.
Vernon rapes Harry. Ew, and dumb...seeing as how Vernon is afraid that Harry's freakishness will corrupt him.
Hermione abandons Harry...I can see Ron be a lackluster friend...but Hermione has gumption.
Refering to anyone other than Voldemort as "Lord", it's really freaking annoying.
Wandless freaking magic, Harry has a freaking wand for a reason.
If Harry manages the Animagus transformation, don't give him a crappy nickname, stick with the naming conventions set down by MWP&P.
If you have a warning for "spanking of a teen" in your summary.
Major canon backstory divergences. I love AU...but there are somethings that have to remain the same for example; James was an only child, Regulus died, Petunia hates magic, etc.
Harry is never freaking going to go to America!

There are other things that annoy me...but those are the big ones right now.

I ship:
Harry/anything canon, preferably pureblood.
Wolverine/anything canon but nothing too weird.
Bruce/canon and female.
Apollo/Starbuck.
I'll read some slash but I can't stand femslash.

Feel free to send me an email, if you want to chat or something. I'm always open to intelligent conversation.

Please keep in mind that the last time I posted anything here I was only sixteen years old, seventeen at the most...so most of it is crap...it's not just your imagination.

Gonna go read now...See ya later Bub!