| Kristen Bealer |
Author has written 15 stories for Daria. Hey there. I'm a writer, a librarian, and (obviously) a Daria fan, living in Omaha, Nebraska. | |||||||||
1. Something Is Rotten in the State of LawndaleVengeance! Swordfighting! Self-esteem workshops! Daria must avenge her father's death, but there's less murder and more silliness in this parody of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet.'Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete2. Over the River and Through the Mood Swings reviewsWhat could be worse than Thanksgiving dinner with a dysfunctional family? Two Thanksgiving dinners with two dysfunctional families. The Morgendorffers learn this the hard way in a precanon holiday story.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-08 - Complete3. Blood, Sweat, and Cheers reviewsChaos erupts when Jane Lane does the unthinkable: she joins the cheerleading squad. An alternate universe story that branches off from "The F Word."Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-08 - Complete4. A Monster in the UnmakingSteve Taylor, Brittany's father, is forced to a good look at his life. He doesn't like what he sees. Story inspired by Mike Xeno's "Irredeemable Daria Characters" PPMB thread.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete5. But What About the Baby Sitter? ! reviewsDuring her first summer in Lawndale, Daria has to deal with two challenges at once: her crush on Trent and baby-sitting. Will she get over her shyness? Will she learn to change a diaper? Will she survive the experience?Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete6. It's Like the Beginning of an Era reviewsIn seventh grade, nothing will keep Sandi from becoming popular. Not even volunteer work. Based on a flashback from 'Daria Dance Party'.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-08 - Complete7. I've Waited Here for You reviewsWhat if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of "Lane Miserables"? An AU that turns shipper convention on its head.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete8. Daria's Inferno: A Not So Divine Comedy reviewsJane leads Daria on a trip through Hell in more ways than one. A parody of Dante's Inferno.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete9. Squandered Potential reviewsAnthony DeMartino's first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last. A precanon fanfic that explores how Mr. DeMartino turned into the high strung, eye bulging, syllable stressing teacher we know and love...sort of.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-07 - Complete10. Card Games reviewsTen year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-15-06 - Complete11. The Life and Death of Stacy III reviewsStacy's true motives are at last revealed! Based on the famous opening monologue from William Shakespeare's Richard III. A response to an Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.Daria - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete12. A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing reviewsJust another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-0513. Country Wisdom reviewsWhat really happened during Daria’s original stay at Camp Grizzly? A fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from Camp Fear. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-0514. The Idiocy reviewsGetting home is half the battle. Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-0415. The Trendsetter » reviewsVarious Lawndale residents have adopted a new look--and Daria isn't impressed. Two Iron Chef entries from the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-04