| Kristen Bealer |
Author has written 25 stories for Daria. Hey there. I'm a writer, a librarian, and (obviously) a Daria fan who lives in Omaha, Nebraska. I tend to write mostly pre-canon, comedy, and crossover Daria fanfic, but every once in a while I mix it up with some angst. Enjoy! | |||||||
1. A QB Grows in Lawndale reviewsWhat would have happened if Kevin decided not to rejoin the football team at the end of "A Tree Grows in Lawndale"? An AU story that follows the ex-QB through both victories and setbacks.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-12 - Kevin T. - Complete2. Trix of the Trade reviewsDaria struggles to prove that Quinn's imaginary friend doesn't exist...but the imaginary friend has other ideas. Based on a comment in "Groped by an Angel."Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-11 - Daria M. & Quinn M. - Complete3. 86 Bottles of Beer » reviewsKevin Thompson, CONTROL Agent 86, is all that prevents KAOS from succeeding in its many plots for world domination. God help us all. A parody of the TV show 'Get Smart.'Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 2-4-10 - Kevin T. & Brittany T.4. Quinn of Hearts reviewsWhile Daria and Jane struggle to find a new after-school hangout, Quinn struggles with the frustratingly stupid Fashion Club and her own frustratingly intelligent brain while working on a school project.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-11 - Quinn M. & Daria M. - Complete5. For Better or For Worse, For Richer or For Poorer reviewsErin is sent to Switzerland when she files for divorce, but she finds the journey more painful than she expected. A story that looks behind the scenes of the episode "Aunt Nauseam."Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-11 - Erin C. - Complete6. All Hallows' Peeved reviewsIt's Halloween! Young Daria goes trick-or-treating with Helen, Quinn agonizes over finding just the right costume, and Jake prepares to wage a one-man war against pranksters. A precanon fanfic based on a photograph in "The Daria Diaries."Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-10 - Daria M. & Jake M. - Complete7. Moving the Goalposts reviewsSandi Griffin has a serious problem with her best friend. Set during the episode "The Misery Chick."Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-10 - Sandi G. & Quinn M. - Complete8. Before the Deprogramming reviewsThirteen-year-old Jane Lane joins the Girl Scouts to get out of baby-sitting, but it's tougher than she expected. Will she survive ruthless cookie sale competition, two hyperactive children, and ten thousand verses of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"?Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-10 - Jane L. & Brooke - Complete9. Balletdictorian reviewsSix-year-old Jodie Landon dreams of being the perfect ballerina, but life takes a few interesting turns along the way as she struggles to win her parents' support and attention.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-09 - Jodie L. & Ms. Li, - Complete10. Don't Sweat the Mall Stuff reviewsQuinn and Sandi are at their worst while competing over prom dresses. Stacy is at her best while working at a pet store. Tiffany simply is. Just another day at the mall, assuming everyone survives the experience.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Quinn M. & Sandi G. - Complete11. Something Is Rotten in the State of LawndaleVengeance! Swordfighting! Self-esteem workshops! Daria must avenge her father's death, but there's less murder and more silliness in this parody of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet.'Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Published: 5-4-09 - Daria M. & Helen M. - Complete12. Over the River and Through the Mood Swings reviewsWhat could be worse than Thanksgiving dinner with a dysfunctional family? Two Thanksgiving dinners with two dysfunctional families. The Morgendorffers learn this the hard way in a precanon holiday story.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-08 - Daria M. - Complete13. Blood, Sweat, and Cheers reviewsChaos erupts when Jane Lane does the unthinkable: she joins the cheerleading squad. An alternate universe story that branches off from "The F Word."Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-08 - Jane L. & Daria M. - Complete14. A Monster in the Unmaking reviewsSteve Taylor, Brittany's father, is forced to a good look at his life. He doesn't like what he sees. Story inspired by Mike Xeno's "Irredeemable Daria Characters" PPMB thread.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-08 - Brittany T. - Complete15. But What About the Baby Sitter? ! reviewsDuring her first summer in Lawndale, Daria has to deal with two challenges at once: her crush on Trent and baby-sitting. Will she get over her shyness? Will she learn to change a diaper? Will she survive the experience?Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-08 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete16. It's Like the Beginning of an Era reviewsIn seventh grade, nothing will keep Sandi from becoming popular. Not even volunteer work. Based on a flashback from 'Daria Dance Party'.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-08 - Sandi G. & Charles R, III - Complete17. I've Waited Here for You reviewsWhat if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of "Lane Miserables"? An AU that turns shipper convention on its head.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-08 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete18. Daria's Inferno: A Not So Divine Comedy reviewsJane leads Daria on a trip through Hell in more ways than one. A parody of Dante's Inferno.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-07 - Daria M. & Jane L. - Complete19. Squandered Potential reviewsAnthony DeMartino's first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last. A precanon fanfic that explores how Mr. DeMartino turned into the high strung, eye bulging, syllable stressing teacher we know and love...sort of.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-07 - Mr. DeMartino, & Trent L. - Complete20. Card Games reviewsTen year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-15-06 - Daria M. - Complete21. The Life and Death of Stacy III reviewsStacy's true motives are at last revealed! Based on the famous opening monologue from William Shakespeare's Richard III. A response to an Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.Daria - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-06 - Stacey R. - Complete22. A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing reviewsJust another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-05 - Daria M. & Jane L. - Complete23. Country Wisdom reviewsWhat really happened during Daria's original stay at Camp Grizzly? A fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from Camp Fear. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-05 - Daria M. - Complete24. The Idiocy reviewsGetting home is half the battle. Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-04 - Kevin T. & Mack M. - Complete25. The Trendsetter » reviewsVarious Lawndale residents have adopted a new look-and Daria isn't impressed. Two Iron Chef entries from the PPMB.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-04 - Daria M. - Complete