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Kristen Bealer
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since: 12-28-03, id: 510707, Profile Updated: 06-21-11
country: USA
Author has written 25 stories for Daria.

Hey there. I'm a writer, a librarian, and (obviously) a Daria fan who lives in Omaha, Nebraska. I tend to write mostly pre-canon, comedy, and crossover Daria fanfic, but every once in a while I mix it up with some angst.

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1. A QB Grows in Lawndale reviews
What would have happened if Kevin decided not to rejoin the football team at the end of "A Tree Grows in Lawndale"? An AU story that follows the ex-QB through both victories and setbacks.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-12 - Kevin T. - Complete
2. Trix of the Trade reviews
Daria struggles to prove that Quinn's imaginary friend doesn't exist...but the imaginary friend has other ideas. Based on a comment in "Groped by an Angel."
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-11 - Daria M. & Quinn M. - Complete
3. 86 Bottles of Beer » reviews
Kevin Thompson, CONTROL Agent 86, is all that prevents KAOS from succeeding in its many plots for world domination. God help us all. A parody of the TV show 'Get Smart.'
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 2-4-10 - Kevin T. & Brittany T.
4. Quinn of Hearts reviews
While Daria and Jane struggle to find a new after-school hangout, Quinn struggles with the frustratingly stupid Fashion Club and her own frustratingly intelligent brain while working on a school project.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-11 - Quinn M. & Daria M. - Complete
5. For Better or For Worse, For Richer or For Poorer reviews
Erin is sent to Switzerland when she files for divorce, but she finds the journey more painful than she expected. A story that looks behind the scenes of the episode "Aunt Nauseam."
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-11 - Erin C. - Complete
6. All Hallows' Peeved reviews
It's Halloween! Young Daria goes trick-or-treating with Helen, Quinn agonizes over finding just the right costume, and Jake prepares to wage a one-man war against pranksters. A precanon fanfic based on a photograph in "The Daria Diaries."
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-10 - Daria M. & Jake M. - Complete
7. Moving the Goalposts reviews
Sandi Griffin has a serious problem with her best friend. Set during the episode "The Misery Chick."
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-10 - Sandi G. & Quinn M. - Complete
8. Before the Deprogramming reviews
Thirteen-year-old Jane Lane joins the Girl Scouts to get out of baby-sitting, but it's tougher than she expected. Will she survive ruthless cookie sale competition, two hyperactive children, and ten thousand verses of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"?
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-10 - Jane L. & Brooke - Complete
9. Balletdictorian reviews
Six-year-old Jodie Landon dreams of being the perfect ballerina, but life takes a few interesting turns along the way as she struggles to win her parents' support and attention.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-09 - Jodie L. & Ms. Li, - Complete
10. Don't Sweat the Mall Stuff reviews
Quinn and Sandi are at their worst while competing over prom dresses. Stacy is at her best while working at a pet store. Tiffany simply is. Just another day at the mall, assuming everyone survives the experience.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Quinn M. & Sandi G. - Complete
11. Something Is Rotten in the State of Lawndale
Vengeance! Swordfighting! Self-esteem workshops! Daria must avenge her father's death, but there's less murder and more silliness in this parody of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet.'
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Published: 5-4-09 - Daria M. & Helen M. - Complete
12. Over the River and Through the Mood Swings reviews
What could be worse than Thanksgiving dinner with a dysfunctional family? Two Thanksgiving dinners with two dysfunctional families. The Morgendorffers learn this the hard way in a precanon holiday story.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-08 - Daria M. - Complete
13. Blood, Sweat, and Cheers reviews
Chaos erupts when Jane Lane does the unthinkable: she joins the cheerleading squad. An alternate universe story that branches off from "The F Word."
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-08 - Jane L. & Daria M. - Complete
14. A Monster in the Unmaking reviews
Steve Taylor, Brittany's father, is forced to a good look at his life. He doesn't like what he sees. Story inspired by Mike Xeno's "Irredeemable Daria Characters" PPMB thread.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-08 - Brittany T. - Complete
15. But What About the Baby Sitter? ! reviews
During her first summer in Lawndale, Daria has to deal with two challenges at once: her crush on Trent and baby-sitting. Will she get over her shyness? Will she learn to change a diaper? Will she survive the experience?
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-08 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete
16. It's Like the Beginning of an Era reviews
In seventh grade, nothing will keep Sandi from becoming popular. Not even volunteer work. Based on a flashback from 'Daria Dance Party'.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-08 - Sandi G. & Charles R, III - Complete
17. I've Waited Here for You reviews
What if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of "Lane Miserables"? An AU that turns shipper convention on its head.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-08 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete
18. Daria's Inferno: A Not So Divine Comedy reviews
Jane leads Daria on a trip through Hell in more ways than one. A parody of Dante's Inferno.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-07 - Daria M. & Jane L. - Complete
19. Squandered Potential reviews
Anthony DeMartino's first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last. A precanon fanfic that explores how Mr. DeMartino turned into the high strung, eye bulging, syllable stressing teacher we know and love...sort of.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-07 - Mr. DeMartino, & Trent L. - Complete
20. Card Games reviews
Ten year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-15-06 - Daria M. - Complete
21. The Life and Death of Stacy III reviews
Stacy's true motives are at last revealed! Based on the famous opening monologue from William Shakespeare's Richard III. A response to an Iron Chef issued by Richard Lobinske: Write the cast into one of Shakespeare's plays.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-06 - Stacey R. - Complete
22. A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing reviews
Just another uneventful day at the LHS library. Aside from the ghost, that is. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-05 - Daria M. & Jane L. - Complete
23. Country Wisdom reviews
What really happened during Daria's original stay at Camp Grizzly? A fanfic based on comments and flashbacks from Camp Fear. A response to the Isa vs. Kristen writeoff at the PPMB.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-05 - Daria M. - Complete
24. The Idiocy reviews
Getting home is half the battle. Literally. A parody of Homer's "The Odyssey".
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-04 - Kevin T. & Mack M. - Complete
25. The Trendsetter » reviews
Various Lawndale residents have adopted a new look-and Daria isn't impressed. Two Iron Chef entries from the PPMB.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-04 - Daria M. - Complete
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