Profile last updated 1/22/2009

one.aboutme: ALICE.

Alice is actually my French name (well, was, now it's Iné which everyone says sounds kinda Japanese-y which makes sense considering I pawned it off Ino hee~). Um, I'm old now, going on to the big 18. w00t. LEGAL! :D My birthday is pretty close to Valentine's Day which makes me think someone upstairs has a twisted sense of humor and just loves irony. I'm short. 5'0". D: This saddens me every day I stand next to my little sister and realize she's already up to my chin and she's only a fifth grader. CURSES! But I've grown to appreciate the shortness...sorta lol, and what the heck, short people are cool, cute and oftentimes very -- very -- angry people :D Irritable bunch we short-females are, haha! People tell me I'm violent and that I'm loud (which are both true but so many people repeatedly tell me these two things that I figure they must be prominent features of mine). I like to hit people. Partly to relieve stress and partly to create barriers. I'm very guarded and confusing cuz hitting people is how I show affection, too. Ha~

(I can't help thinking I'm a lot like a prepubescent boy)

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two.mystories: in progress.

three.myfavorites:
(wrestlingpairings)

HBK/Cena; aka MichaelsCena. My OTP. I live and breathe and watch for this pairing every Monday Night. These two...are just amazing together. I mean - all that damn chemistry, are you kidding me?! Trips has nothing on Cena when it comes to chemistry with Shawn. Nothing, in my honest opinion. Cena just screams, 'DAMNIT I LOVE YOU SHAWN!' and Shawn just screams back conflictconflictconflict. ANGST. I love it. I love them. Oh MichaelsCena. You complete me. ;D

Rated RKO; aka Randy/Edge. Ahh. Another guilty pleasure of mine. How can I ship Centon/Ortena when I'm too damn busy shipping the hottness that is Rated RKO and MichaelsCena!? Rated RKO is...twisted and cruel and harsh and I love them. They're both dominating characters so it's always interesting to imagine these two battling it out. Heels in love. :D

CM Punk/Jericho: These two have had some pretty amazing matches...and damn, do they look good duking it out between the ropes. Sexual tension, yes?

Jericho/Christian: Kinda old-school, but damnit, I love them :D Good things never die.

Randy/Cody: New. But me likey what me watchy. So far (but Ted can disappear, kthx).

Maria/Edge: DAMNIT. I wanna see one of these...I think they have potential and I just can't get it out of my head! OMGee. Is this my only het-pairing? Why yes. Yes it is.

Mizorrison: aka Miz/Morrison. These two are the best tag team of the 21st century, betch! RESPECT! lawl :D

(wrestlingsuperstars)

in order that I think of them:

Shawn Michaels, Randy, the Miz, John Cena, Edge, Melina, Maria, DJ Gabriel (doesn't he look like Timmy Turner from the Fairly Oddparents or is that just me??), Carlito, Jerky, Christian, Cody, CM Punk

four.wishlist:
(because I would be a happy camper if someone took these challenges.

sasuke x ino.
(multichaptered, not au, introspective, post-timeskip, w/a plot)

sakura.
(introspective, believable, pairingless, character redemption, growth)

wwe divas.
(woman in a man's world, not all women hate each other)

maria x adam/edge.
(the jerk and the goody two shoes, or the interviewer and the interviewee, or the blond and the airhead, multichaptered)

shawn michaels x john cena.
(fan-idol love, boytoy love, eventual love, multichaptered, semi-love triangle, hardships)

"In the wrestling world, Evil invariably faces off against Good, with Good always coming out on top. In the interim, Evil only wins when Evil cheats, but will always get its just desserts in the end. What other form of entertainment offers such a pure and timeless theme, complete with sing-along catchphrases and comic book personas?"

- Ray Deonandan