I am the all-powerful VampireApple! Fear me! Not really. I’m really more of a drama kid that reads. A lot.

I have been on this site since the summer of '03, first on a username that got deleted, then this one. I am, for the most part, a quiet girl who moonlights as a writer. As evidence in my fanfics, my writing as improved. Its not top-notch, I know and it would be better if I took time to reread it and catch spelling and type-os, but I don't. As of late I've gotten into original writing, so I'll only do fandom of the mood strikes me, so that last chapter of 15 Things might never get done. Don't cry or boo, it was just them meeting up again and going home. Just wanted to say that bit. See ya'll on the flip side.

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The Writing Meme: 10-5-09

1. What’s the last thing you wrote?

A piece for my In the Darkness that, as of yet, is unnamed.

2. Was it any good?

I got the idea for while watching Basic Instinct… I like it so far.

3. What’s the first thing you wrote that you still have?

Since this is where I post my fanfics, I’ll only talk about that. I have a handwritten copy of an uncompleted Shaman King fanfic from when I was thirteen or fourteen.

4. Write poetry?

I try not too.

5. Angsty poetry?

I like happy stuff.

6. Favorite genre of writing?

Romance

7. Most fun character you’ve ever created?

I really enjoyed writing Elie from my Boredom fanfics.

8. Most annoying character you’ve ever created?

I hate writing Jareth in any of my Labyrinth fics, because I feel like I can’t get him right.

9. Best plot you’ve ever created?

In Which Sarah Gets a Kitten.

10. Coolest plot twist you’ve ever created?

I don’t really do plot twists, but I guess it’s a tie between the chapters His and Hers from In the Darkness.

11. How often do you get writer’s block?
All the time.

12. Write fan fiction?

Yes.

13. Do you type or write by hand?
I like both, but if I hand write something it most likey wont when typed, unless I really, really love it.

14. Do you save everything you write?

Now that I’ve gotten smart I do.

15. Do you ever go back to an idea after you’ve abandoned it?

No, usually because I don’t remember what I was going to do in the first place.

16. What’s your favorite thing you’ve written?

You Are Mine from In the Darkness

17. What’s everyone else’s favorite story that you’ve written?

15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart 335 reviews, 22,437 hits and 58 favs.

18. Do you ever show people your work?

No, and I’m selective about what I show my family.

19. Did you ever write a novel?

I write short stories

20. Ever written romance or angsty teen drama?

Yes romance, not on angsty, but yes on teenage drama.

21. What’s your favorite setting for your characters?

With only two people and smooches

22. How many writing projects are you working on right now?

Um, over five.

23. Do you want to write for a living?

Yes.

24. Have you ever won an award for your writing?

I’ve been nominated at my local fair, but never won anything.

25. Ever written anything in script or play format?
Yes.

26. What are your five favorite words?
Idiot, haphazardly, sigh, blink and random

27. Do you ever write based on yourself?

No, since they’re already characters in their own right.

28. What character have you created that is most like yourself?

I think I am most like… Lily Potter from Harry Potter

29. Where do you get ideas for your characters?
Everywhere.

30. Do you ever write based on your dreams?

Not that I can recall.

31. Do you favor happy endings, sad endings or cliff-hangers?
Happy all the way!

32. Have you ever written based on an artwork you’ve seen?

Fanficion, not, original, I have one based on an art piece.

33. Are you concerned with spelling and grammar as you write?

Goodness no. Sometimes even after I’ve finished writing it I don’t care.

34. Ever write anything in chatspeak (how r u?)

No, never, not even for a first draft.

35. Entirely in L337?

36. Was that question appalling and unwriterly?

… Yes

38. Does music help you write?

Oh yes. It helps with the tone I’m going with.

39. Quote something you’ve written. Whatever pops into your head.

Sarah was rather sure that the owl was Jareth. Or at least a feathery minion of Jareth.

The other day, upon the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. Oh, how I wish he’d go away

When the days become shorter, and the nights become longer, witches and werewolves come out to play and goblins appear from the shadows as mischief and mayhem fill the air

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."- Jareth (Labyrinth)

But who could resist when given a kiss by the infamous Damien Thorn

“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.”

"Oh I stab and chop and punch at will, I wear a skirt that's called a kilt, don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still; cause I'm the William Allace"- How Braveheart Should Have Ended

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Quotes:

"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown

"My lord... I can explain-"- Louis-Cesare

"I am sure there is a perfectly good reason why my niece is naked and tied to her bed. I am also equally certain that I do not wish to hear it."- Radu (Midnight's Daughter by Karen Chance)

“You smell funny.”- CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow (POTC)

"There are so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying around a list!"- Ed (FMA)

“There’s this kids whose a vampire only nobody seems to know he’s a vampire. He just has pale skin, sunken in eyes and never and never goes out in the daylight. Oh and he travels with other people who have pale skin, sunken in eyes and never go out during the daylight.”- Chester A. Bum (Twilight review from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com)

“And the vampire was like ‘you must keep my secret cuz no one must know’ and I’m like ‘people from Egypt can tell you’re a vampire. Ya don’t hide it very well.”- Chester A. Bum (Twilight review from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com)

“So Then he goes in the sunlight -which I guess doesn’t kill him- because they’re vegetarian vampires, they get more vitamin C.”- Chester A. Bum (Twilight review from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com)

"It was about as unbelievable as if you had fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you," Rutherford, a scientist in the 1900's, of his gold foil experiment.

"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"- House (House)

"Five hundred years ago they'd have burned you at the stake. And I'd have been in the audience, poking the fire."- Jacquline (The Seventh Sinner, Elizabeth Peters)

“You cannot shoot the prince, Jaxon. It simply isn’t done.”- Lucian (Dark Celebration, Christine Feehan)

“You’re not worried about the offspring, are you? Surely they’re old enough to managed for another fortnight.”- Thomas
“Oh, they’d be delighted to have me stay away permanently. They have my car, my TV set, my refrigerator, and my bank account –such as it is- at their mercy. They are probably having nightly orgies.”- Jacqueline
“They can’t be doing anything too bad…”- Thomas
“Oh, yes, they can. However, they manage to keep me unwitting. So far they seem to have buried the bodies and settled out of court.”- Jacqueline (The Murders of Richard II, Elizabeth Peters)

“Does my being half-naked bother you?”- Jacob Black (Eclipse, Stephanie Meyer)

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.-" Douglas Adams

"It has been said many times that Lord Yomi is capable of hearing every word uttered in his domain." –Houkishin

"Really, is that so?...Yomi! You son of a bitch! You hear me?! I'm coming! So boil up a kettle of tea!...You think he heard that?" -Yusuke
"Quite diplomatic, sir." -Houkishin (Yu Yu Hakusho)

“Your first husband also disappeared”-Wadsworth

“But that was his job, he was an illusionist.”- Mrs. White

“But he never reappeared!”-Wadsworth

“He wasn't a very good illusionist.”-Mrs. White (Clue)

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' prize fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!"- Jin (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down."- Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the techinical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Well, what if I shoot him in the eye? Then he'll be blind right? Oh wait, he has two eyes. Damn!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III.

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.” -Jack Handy

“Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.”- Rick
”Think of my children!”- Beni
”You don't have any children.”- Rick

“Someday I might.”- Beni (The Mummy)

“This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOME body!” -Peter Stone

“Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”- Unknown

“American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!”- Lev Andropov (Armageddon)

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”-Alex Levine

"Smoking is the only substance in America that when you use as directed, it kills you."- Unknown

"I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)

“Studying hard is very, very tiring. All those books. All those words. I can’t be good for a person…”- Serena (Sailor Moon)

“Like the saying, they can cut your skin as long as you break their bones.”- Botan (Yu Yu Hakusho)

“I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west”- Rodney Dangerfield

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”- Robin Williams

“Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.”- Joan Rivers