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Poll: Even though there's still a lot more in store for my Quil/Claire story "Enigmatical" do you want me to have an epilogue at the end that has many chapters, or would you prefer I write a seperate story as a sequel? Vote Now!
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since: 01-01-04, id: 513158, Profile Updated: 05-04-09
country: Ireland
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Ugly Betty, Bones, Twilight, and Being Human.

Wired2damoon's Profile:

"Dirty-Mindedness Is Not A Trait, Its A Way Of Life" - Me

3 ways people like to describe me:

1. REALLY dirty-minded (hence the quote)

2. Loud

3: Slightly Unhinged...(In a good way though...cough...yeah...)

Wow. What amazing qualities eh? Cough Sarcasm!


Hey! I'm Zee (Lyndz, Lyndsey or Wired2damoon, depends on who you are!)! I'm 18 years old and I'm from Ireland!

I'm a first year student in University, where I'm studying English and Anthropology.

I enjoy reading, writing and playing guitar.

I love hilarity, irony and weird occurances...my life trives on opinions and originality. I respect everyones view and try not to judge...but most of all I love people who can always be themselves...

Okay, major crap alert! Lol!

I love music and laughing (some call me giggles)! Snuggles! I GIVE OUT FREE HUGS!

I adore music, books and poetry, my friends and the colour purple! I'm addicted to coke (the drink, not the drug)

I love people with their own style! BUT TRUE BEAUTY IS WITHIN! If u aren't beautiful on the inside you have nothing! I'm a strong believer in inner beauty, don't knock it!

I get bored easily...and have a short short attention span...humm...what was I saying??

Fave Books : Waaaay too many to list!!

Fave Writers= JK Rowling, Anthony Horowitz, Phillip Pullman, Merlvin Burgress, Jenny Folgham, Tim Burton, Emily Bronte, William Shakespeare, Arthur Miller, Jennifer Johnson, S.D Sallinger, and who could forget the creator of Bones Hart Hanson! And so many, many more!

Fave Films/Movies= Edward Scissor Hands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, American History X, Happy Gilmore, American Pie, Cruel Intentions, Eagle Eye, Disturbia, Harry Potter, loads more!

Fave Shows=Bones, Being Human, Ugly Betty, Skins, Cold Case, ER, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park, Drawn Together...loads more

Fave Ships = (Harry Potter) Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Lily/Snape. (Twilight) Alice/Jasper, Nessie/Jake, Quil/Claire (Ugly Betty) Gio/Betty, Daniel/Betty, Matt/Betty, Marc/Justin. (Bones) Booth/Bones, Angela/Hodgins (Being Human) Annie/Mitchell, George/Nina (Cold Case) Rush/Scotty (ER) Neela/Ray (Scrubs) JD/Elliot (South Park) Cartman/Kyle (Skins) Emily/ Naomi, Effy/Freddie, Freddie/Cook, Effy/Cook, Pandora/Thomas, Chris/Jal, Cassie/Sid, Maxxie/?

Labels, Sterotypes and Pre-Conceptions

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, SO I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

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1. Enigmatical » reviews
As I stared up into his beautiful hazel eyes, I did the first thing that came to mind, not even stopping for one second to think of how incredibly, one hundred per cent, utterly stupid it was. I kissed him. QuilxClaire, JacobxNessie, EmbryxOC. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,945 - Reviews: 518 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 9-6-08 - Claire & Quil Jr.
2. Heartlessly Humane » reviews
Mitchell, Annie, George and Nina have to figure out how to carry on after recent events. Will they ever truly get to experience what it's like being human? Especially if now they're up against someone or something much more horrific than Herrick? M/A, G/N
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 3-4-09 - Annie & J. Mitchell
3. So, What Now? reviews
Annie ponders what life...or death, has in store for her now that she's met Mitchell and George. Could it hopefully be better then what her life once was? Post episode 5 pre episode 6.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-27-09 - Annie - Complete
4. Jagged Pieces » reviews
Booth & Brennan, both pieces in the puzzle of life. Flawed, sharp and not perfectly shaped up and yet, dispite all their faults, these jagged pieces of broken people, seem to fit, perfectly, together. One-shot series. BB featuring Hodgela, squints &family
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 12-8-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan
5. Rose Petals And Scorpion Stings reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is... Spoilt-check. Arrogant-check. Rich-double-check. One thing Rose never would have never imagined the infamous Malfoy being described as was the next Sirius Black? Can the Malfoys have a true Gryffindor in their midst? RosexScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-29-08 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.
6. Ron's Worst Memory reviews
Hermione Granger, fiancé of Ron Weasley stumbles across a Pensive of his. Curiosity getting the better of her, she enters it and soon finds herself immersed in one of her future-husband's worst memories. Will this discovery change her view of him forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-25-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
7. Brotherly Love? » reviews
Things have been hectic for our favourite non-couple with the tragedy of Zack & fake deaths...but are things about to get even worse with the arrival of Booth's brother Jared? Especially if he takes an "interest" in a particular anthropologist? BB AH
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,477 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth
8. To Make Love reviews
Temperance Brennan and Seeley Booth explore the art of "Making Love" MATURE B&B
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-31-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
9. Giving Up Gio » reviews
I just won't see him anymore, Betty promised. Did she just say that she wouldn't see Gio anymore? She couldn't have! Oh, but she did! But he's just the sandwich guy, it can't be that hard not to see him? RIGHT? Wow this was going to be tough! Betty/Gio!
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 1-27-08
10. What The Future Holds » reviews
COMPLETE? CH 6 UP! This is about the future of Betty Suarez. Where is she living? What is she doing? Who has stolen her heart this time? And most importantly...is she still just Daniel Meade's quirky assistant? Or could she be something more? DxB
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 10-20-07 - Complete
11. If I Were To Go reviews
Sequel to You but you don't have to read it to get the gist of this. This is Daniel's POV after reading a certain piece of literature of Betty's...concerning him... DxB
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-27-07 - Complete
12. A Cold December Eve reviews
Its the first Christmas Sirius has to spend alone in Azkaban. In his cell he casts his mind back to that unforgettable night, the night he lost everything... his friends, his home, his dignity and his freedom...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-07 - Sirius B. - Complete
13. You reviews
Betty Suarez sits at home alone writing her next Creative Writing Assignment. But deep down she knows she'll never submit it... BxD
Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete
14. I Don't Love You reviews
Lily Evans doesn't love Severus Snape! How could she even think such a thing after he did the unthinkable and called her a Mudblood? But Lily is finding it harder to convince herself, will James Potter help her find out who she really loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete
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