Greetings. I bring you crack, syphilis, and the occasional update.

For those of you who are wondering, I am a Scot located in not-so-sunny Florida. Other than the heat and the mosquitoes and the tropical foliage and the weird accents and the bikinis, its not that different from Scotland.

I'm unemployed, unmotivated, and uninterested. I'm also trying to go to school if you haven't already guessed that from my sporadic updates. I have three cats, a laptop, a motorbike, an art portfolio, a dozen notebooks, a handful of pocket lint, unpaid student loans and a large dose of wishful thinking. If you sue, that's all you'll get.

I am located here: http://swimdraconian.livejournal.com/

And here: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=1606

-Mic

If you like Circular Reasoning and the whole genre of Mature!Intelligent!Dark!Harry (occasionally featuring Various-Forms-of-Neurosis!Harry) you should try:

Dark Respite by Omagic
Equal and Opposite by Amerision
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue
Darkness Reigns Supreme by Dark-Syaoran
The last dinosaur's roar by IP82
Right or Easy by razz
Enemy Mine by Dalauney
While the Lily white shall in love delight by Vash
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza88
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon

Here's an interesting forum for those of you who are tired of digging through all of the shit on ff.net to find decent fanfiction. Small warning: The members of this forum are, for the most part, highly intelligent, brutally honest and have no problem ripping you a new one if you say something stupid. Most members despise the Harry/Ginny paring, cute fluffy things, poorly written fanfiction, trolls and any form of slash. Think of it as a virtual bootcamp. It's a tough place, but it's definitely worth the ride: http://www.darklordpotter.net/

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"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'"

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible. --T.E. Lawrence

"Harems and their polygamous brethren are tools of the virgin fan-boy." - Shuujaku

Cheers!